Make your little joke cry.

A selection of jokes that make you cry.

Lead: People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, I have collected and sorted out a selection of small jokes that make you cry and laugh every day.

1, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not. Alas.

As long as you think about what to eat tomorrow, life is full of hope. . .

3. A Xiong Haizi asked her sister to help her hold a parent-teacher meeting. The teacher asked him why your mother was so young, and he replied that my father was capable. .

4, buy incense sticks, the boss said to buy this and buy that, otherwise the old man will not live well below. Later, I asked the boss for my business card directly, saying that I would burn your business card to the old man. If necessary, I asked you directly.

5. I saw a video on April Fool's Day with a few words at the beginning. Classical, 8 1 G tide? . A few g's. It took three days to finish. Open your hands with trembling excitement, Nima, the old version of Journey to the West!

6. Today, I went to the river with my brother and caught a Wuchang fish. He was bitten by accident. As soon as the fire started, I grabbed the fish and threw it into the river. A word came out of my mouth: damn it, I killed you. . .

7. I just know a new word: if one party is in trouble, all parties like it.

What I just heard is so profound: Football is not a sport at all in China. . .

9. If you have money, you will rape the whole world; if you have no money, you will be alone.

10, the most painful love triangle in the world: I love to eat, and fat loves me.

There are many stories about Taobao, full of joy and joy. If you come to Taobao, you will receive a lot of goods.

12, I always wanted to put money into my card before, so as not to misuse it myself. Ever since I got online shopping? Put it in your fucking pocket!

13, there are actually many ways to please girls. Since you are not handsome enough, attractive enough, have no temperament, and are too busy to spend time with her, you might as well earn more money and try another girlfriend.

14, I just saw the photos of my former classmates in the space, which made me deeply feel that ugly ducklings can also become ugly old ducks.

15, one or two people say that you are not good, which may be their problem, but if everyone says that you are not good, it must be their problem.

16.36 Women who are still keen on organizing class reunions after the age of 6 are either well married or divorced and have not found a next home.

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