222 sharing of automatic reply sentences that make people laugh.

222 automatic reply sentence that makes people laugh until they are full of rice

1. If you don't reply, you have let the cow go, but if you haven't replied, you have lost the cow.

2. Please enter 52 times I love you to call me

3. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.

4. I am your grandpa Niu, so I have something to say.

5. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

6. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

7. The other party has returned to you

8. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

9. Talk to you later. Reply 4

1. Stop it, I love you.

11. This person has gone to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

12. Gollum Magic Castle is connecting you.

13. Don't move when you see the news. I'll buy you oranges. I'll be right back.

14. What brings you here? Did timi win?

15.14 I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. If you have anything to do, go to Maggie Mixue and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.

16. The fireworks I feel are vivid because of you, and the tides in the nebula are fluctuating because of you.

17. I can't read noble

18. Hanhan is hibernating.

19. You didn't mean to go to through flow, but you were arrogant and attracted mountain torrents.

2. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd. 222 automatic reply sentence 2

21. Good morning, children. I slept too late yesterday. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It's a very happy thing to be missed by children.

22. If you want me, please press eight.

23. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to join me?

24. It is detected that this user has been nailed, learned, and kidnapped on campus, and the connection cannot be established.

25. Hello

26.[ Automatic reply] If I were online, would I have an automatic reply to reply to you?

27. I helped the moon find a small foreign dress, wait for me to come back.

28. No, no, no, no homework for you to copy.

29. I'll come back after the monster

3. You stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

31. Visiting Prince ne is very busy now. As for what to do, the rain girl has no melon, and she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy gems with me.

32. From now on, we will never meet again, and we will never hear about the long and short of the old people.

33. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

34. Please press three

35.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

36. There is a mole, so it is not convenient to reply now.

37. Hello, call the police 11, call the fire alarm 119. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now.

38. I haven't returned the message, or I've lost the sheep.

39. I have something to do now, and I'll be busy later. How do you think I can take the time to reply to you, a cute little girl?

4. Ask my wife to return to 222 classic automatic reply fairy sentence sharing

222 classic automatic reply fairy sentence (Part 1)

1. I have something to do now, and I'm busy later. How do you think I can take the time to reply to you, a little cutie?

2.[ automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

3.[ automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your friend and can't receive your message

4.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, chicken or egg?

5. Please join our exquisite pig group to catch up on sleep and be happy together.

6. if you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

7. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Supervision Bureau for revealing krusty krab's secret recipe, and she will contact you when she is released.

8. Hello, I am temporarily away from work. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting a little monster, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you by the ear: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

9. DuDu, I'm a bunny now. I only talk to carrots.

1.[ Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~~

11. Welcome to call the service hotline of AWE customer service system.

12. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful girl ... even you.

13. Add a friend's reply 5

14.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

15. If you don't reply, you are learning, and if you don't reply, you are learning stupidly.

16. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the animal protection association and sued me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

17. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please send a hula hula to become a pig.

18. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue, the magician killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the umbrella lady, and rescued the princess from the refrigerator. The princess came to see you with the stars given by the emperor of the freezer.

19. The Gollum Magic Fairy Castle line is connecting you.

2. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult and thank you for details. 222 classic automatic reply immortal sentence (Part II)

21. Read.

22. Don't call me for money

23. The recovery skills are cooling down

24. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time

25. Your little baby is not here. Your father is

26. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send me I love you to activate

27. Please send a one-yuan red envelope to automatically unlock the chat mode

. You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply

3. I'm sorry, I'm not here now, and I won't talk to you later if I have nothing to do.

31. wangzai QQ candy, don't ask me if you have anything.

32. Rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place.

33. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's just as bad as blueberry pie, aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull your hair out and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old buddy.

34. Please press 3

35 for home chat. Our boss is working. I can chat with you, but I can only say

37.[ Automatic reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but first you have to treat me to potato chips. I want tomato-flavored ones.

38. It's a long life, so why not wait for me?

39. I'm going to eat shit, and I'll bring you a bubble later.

4. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor. 6 excerpts from 222' s wonderful jokes that make people laugh and spit rice directly

1. I really regret that I didn't go to Lan Xiang when I went to Peking University. . .

2. female: eldest brother, I have no money, so you can rob me!

3. In high school, a girl in the class was pregnant, and there was a big noise at that time. The principal asked the head teacher to investigate the matter, so the head teacher began to talk to every boy in the class. When it was my turn, the head teacher said faintly, you don't have to come over, I believe you ...

4. I have been strong since I was a child, and I have to do everything good. I just walked into the yard today when I heard my dad talking to my little brother. My dad: No, no! Although I earned more than 1 this afternoon, I was too tired! I'm afraid he can't stand it! I won't let him go. Hearing this, I pushed open the door and said loudly, Dad, I can! When will you give 1? My father and brother-in-law looked at me in surprise. Guess what happened.

5. When I went home for the New Year, I thought that no one had rented a girlfriend for 2 yuan. The agreement was to eat and never do anything out of line. At first, it was nothing. Later, my relatives at home began to give her gifts. A week later, she looked at me seriously and said with tears in her eyes, why don't you make do with these things ...

7. I clearly told my mother that my brother put a thumbtack on the guest's chair when the guest came to play at home today, and I saw it. Mom said, "Then how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood by, and when the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him."

8. Answer: Press it.

9. My cousin is 3 years old. I went to a wedding with him yesterday, and then I asked my cousin,' You have attended so many weddings, won't you have the idea of getting married'? This guy said,' Do you want to die when you attend someone else's funeral'? ................

1. On the bus, I saw a buddy in front, who looked like my junior high school classmate. I slapped the back of my head and said, Wang Kai, what are you doing here? See, this buddy turned around and gave me two mobile phones in his hand. I don't know what to do. The passengers in the car exclaimed: the young man is amazing!

11. I received a friend's application, and the verification message said, "Brother, I'm a sister." I thought it was sexual harassment, so I didn't add it, and directly replied, "I like young women." After a while, my aunt called: "Why don't you agree that your sister added you? She wants to ask you some math problems, and you say you like young women." ...

12. My friend can calculate divination. These two days, she told me: Don't open windows at home, it will damage your money! I don't believe in evil, thinking, it's so hot, how can I do it without opening the window! As a result, it rained heavily at night, and entered through the window. A lot of rain flooded my balcony, but it leaked downstairs and flooded the downstairs! You came downstairs and asked me to pay for the loss. I really broke the money.

13. Answer: Xiao.

14. Wife: "Jim, I didn't sleep for another night." Husband: "Why didn't you try the counting method taught by the doctor?" Wife: "I tried, and I counted 487865." Husband: "Then did you fall asleep?" Wife: "No, it's already dawn."

15. Today, I stood by the car on the side of the road waiting for my friend. An old lady came to lie in front of the car and said that I hit him. Nima was instantly deceived. In less than ten seconds, her son and daughter-in-law came to surround me and scolded me. She had to go to the hospital to check the loss. By the time I reacted, a large group of people had surrounded her. I said indifferently: Touching porcelain cheat people is a bit technical, and this car is not mine.

16. I went out to eat with my classmates one day and wanted to play a joke on the waiter when I paid the bill. "Oh, I didn't bring any money out today." "You can swipe your card." "But I didn't bring my card with me." "Then you can wash the dishes.

17.A: it's the first time to celebrate tanabata. can it be called the first seven?

18. Because when a man smokes, a woman nags, and when a woman nags, a man dies.

19. The two brothers were very smart when they were young. At the beginning of school, they discussed more tuition fees, and the tuition fee was 2 yuan. When my brother came home, he told his mother that the tuition fee was 4 yuan. Just now, he said that my brother cheated and the tuition fee was 35 yuan. In the following days, his black and blue brother and younger brother often appeared in high-end places (canteens).

2. Drive a taxi with Sister Gao. Brother Chen stays in the car for one day. "Why don't you hire a nanny?" The reporter asked doubtfully, "How can I afford a nanny?" Gao Dajie said that "wife" has a retirement salary of more than 2, yuan a month, but all this money is spent on his medical expenses, and the money he earns from renting is just enough for daily living expenses, and there is no extra money at home to hire a nanny. 222 Wonderful jokes that make people laugh directly (Part II)

21. One of my comrades-in-arms was a cookhouse squad in the army. After leaving the army, he cooked in the canteen of a company. After half a year, he was fired. He was depressed, so I asked him to drink to comfort him. I asked him, what are you doing? Is the cooking too bad? He said gloomily, don't believe me when I tell you. It's true. Before I went, the chef's level was very poor. When I went here, the food was really much better than before. People would definitely eat more when it was delicious. No, the food expenses suddenly increased. Just half a year later, the section chief in charge of logistics was unhappy, so he fired me and invited the old garbage chef back.

22. In primary school, there was a male classmate who loved to play with girls. He was everywhere in bungee jumping and throwing sandbags. I was particularly annoyed with him, and there was a saying: "My mother said it!" I hit him once when I heard it, until once he cried and said to me, "My mother said, you hit me, when I grow up, I will come to your house to propose marriage, and I will beat you every day when I get married!"

23. My five-year-old daughter suddenly said, "Mom, I think it's better to have a sister. My sister has hair and looks good, but my brother is bald and doesn't look good ..." Ma Ma: "Who said that?" Little Lolita: "The children at school say so. Isn't Logger Vick hairless?" Ma Ma: "Don't say that again next time, or I'll be unhappy. Mom has a younger brother, but I won't have one with you." Little Loli: "I won't have a younger brother?" Ma Ma: "Yes!" Little Lori: "Isn't it that I have already given birth to a man?" Why are you still alive? " All speechless! She always thinks of herself as a boy!

24. There was a young man who wanted to cross a river on business. However, there is no boat or bridge in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in only one hour. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river didn't change, and more importantly, his swimming speed didn't change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the river bank.

25. One day, when he was playing with his husband, he looked up and saw a plaque, so he read aloud, "Good dog floats by the side!" Husband almost vomited blood! Correct: the scenery is unique here

26. When I first met, my boyfriend called me a girl.