Sad old jokes

There are always some people who are just passers-by in life, but later they become frequent visitors in memory. Next is the "sad antique film" I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Sad old jokes (hot articles) 1. Peach blossom rain, he told him, when I set the world, there will be no bridge in front of ten years, and you and I will retire to the garden; Tell him in a pool of blood that there is running water in front of the door, and there is no bridge for ten years. I can't do it in my life. I only hope that you and I will join hands in painting the world in the afterlife.

2. I will never love anyone as much as I love you, for you to cut my flesh for me, for you to swallow my bitter water, for you to spread your wings and shelter me from the wind and rain, for you to be lonely and never marry me, for you to smile and endure the pain for me, for you to tell me that I love you, and for you to give up completely before I get a return. ? After leaving: a simple road

Dip the pen with new ink and forget the old face. They shouldn't have any intersection. Dig a grave and a ghost.

4. Is your heart as bright as the moon? Huan in front of the temple was "once besieged by the frontier"

Some people should not know each other from the beginning, and it is better not to know them if they know each other. Officer, I dare to love you.

6. Red dawn, breaking through eyes, timid explanation, faded back, irreparable friendship, transparent storm, sweeping all cold tears, quietly uninterested, hugging, but unable to draw warmth, cruel words, still in the ear, strong lava, will eventually cool down, red enthusiasm, dyed pale and snowy, falling from the sky, silent wilderness, full of lies. The previous agreement has turned into a futile, dumb voice, regretful mood, destroying everything, beads flowing on the moon, a cruel smile full of holes, a black soul whispering softly, and a rotting body singing slowly. ? What I like has nothing to do with you. I love you forever.

7. The earth is like spring and the sea, and the country is a dragon lantern and a drum sword.

I know he loves me, and I feel his love strongly, but what have I done? I can't treat him like this. What will happen to him if I give up my life so easily? Will he be sad? He is one of the few people in the world who will be sad because of my departure, and even he will be the most sad person.

9. I don't know the East. Although I am not elegant, I deserve attention. Although I am not proficient in Six Arts, I am also very knowledgeable and interesting. Although I am not rich, I eat well. Mu Jun has always been smart, and Chun Qing is hard to be suppressed. Today, I dare to ask you to be your husband with me, take care of you, sleep together, eat together, and be together for life. ? Mud yolk "ghost animals, wait for abuse"

10. His disguise, his mask, they cheat each other, one is afraid of each other's injuries, and the other is afraid of their own injuries. No one is wrong. In the face of the foreseeable cruel future, tolerance and mistakes are the fate of the weak. ? Mud yolk "ghost animals, wait for abuse"

Sad ancient style (classic) 1. If cheese can take the initiative to take two steps to the wolf, the wolf will not fall so badly. ? Go over there and roll down the hill with that wolf-eating fool? How can a wolf let cheese roll with him? He will always protect the cheese before it falls. Mud yolk "ghost animals, wait for abuse"

2.？ Then what should I do with this intention? The lips of the east are raised high, as bright as the summer sun, but in the sun, it is a scorched earth, a thousand miles barren, scattered with bones. ? Mud yolk "ghost animals, wait for abuse"

3. It is agreed that you will kill and I will dump the body. I did these things naturally. ? Mud yolk "ghost animals, wait for abuse"

4. I, Xu Jun, have been waiting for ten years: the first year is as lonely as the sea, the second year is full of lovesickness, the third year is full of flowers, the fourth year is full of forbearance, the fifth year is a skeleton, the sixth year is no longer naive, the seventh year is declining, the eighth year is unchanged, the ninth year is full of love, and the tenth year is waiting for you.

Next year, when you leave Amb Lee, you will meet a young man who will take your place. Maybe the trench coat he wears keeps you from seeing the 17 stroke on his hand, maybe the scarf he wraps keeps you from seeing the knife marks on his neck, or maybe the hat he wears keeps you from seeing his long-lost hair. Will you stop to see him just passing by? They say that Zhang won't feel pain, so do you think it will hurt when he leaves?

6. It's almost conceivable that the scene would be so weird when Wu Xie, who is white-haired, walks behind Zhang Qiling, who is still a young man, but keeps shouting his little brother. But this picture is the happiest ending I can imagine between them.

7. I bowed my head silently. Sima took my hand and said to me, Qingzhi, come with me. Let's get out of here, forever. The wind blew away the petals all over the sky. I looked at Sima Yanling's affectionate eyes and couldn't help it. I nodded, please take me away, I said. Let's run, the ends of the earth, and never look back. My Sima, I thought I got you, I really did. Why do I have to lose it in the end? I've been holding on tight and telling me how I lost you.

8. I laugh, go back? We can't go back. Lord Sima, you know, no matter how many pavilions you build in this Prime Minister's Mansion, they are the same as you remember, no matter how many teenagers like me you collect in the world, there will be no second hall of spirits and no second Zhao Qingzhi in this world. ? Crow in Yan Ziwei

9.？ Life has always been a sea of pain. Here, Uncle Han. ? One side of Huarong interjected. Here, Uncle Han. This sentence echoed in the dimly lit hall. Huarong laughed to death, but her voice finally dropped. In this life, it will never ring again. ? Huan in front of the temple was "once besieged by the frontier"

10. When the car turned into the shopping mall, I subconsciously looked back, but of course I couldn't see anything here. I stayed in Erdaobaihe for almost half a month, but I have never been to Changbai Mountain. This rickety car makes me sleepy. I adjusted, found a comfortable posture, closed my eyes and fell asleep, gradually moving away from the town that just woke up behind me. Farther away, the majestic Changbai Mountain, wrapped in its eternal white snow that is golden by the sun, is quietly and quietly looking at me. Erdaobaihe

Sad antique jokes (selected articles) 1. I'm a little in distress situation. My heart said, Pan Zi is the most dangerous place to fight, but as long as my uncle is there, you must follow me. What you and I want is not money. I do have what I'm looking for, which is not recorded on the bamboo slips, nor under any golden tile jade bricks; What I am looking for is a mystery, which is deeply hidden in a certain corner of my eye with a smile; I know there is little chance of finding it, but I just can't stop looking for it. ? Nightvine poison

I woke up, slept and woke up, and walked all the way here. I'm not sure if all my dreams have come true, or if my dreams have come true. Just to hear you talk to me again. Even though I'm sure I heard it, I still want to hear it from you. You still have a lot to say; For example, you will be cold; For example, your injury is very painful; For example, you don't want to let me go; What else is there? What else is there? Just because you didn't say. Wu Xie. I never meant to hurt you, even though I did. Wu Xie. I was selfish to let you go, but I don't regret it. Wu Xie. Standing at the end of the road, I saw you in my eyes. I really feel lucky. Wu Xie, so, don't cry, okay?

I don't know who put a roll of Peony Pavilion on the table. When the wind blows, the yellowed book turns page by page, just reaching that chapter, like an ancient wise man snickering between the lines, holding hands, sinking into the water and carving flowers. The old story vaguely revived and interpreted a mysterious prophecy. It says: somehow, the living can die, the dead can live, the living can't live with the dead, and the dead can't be resurrected. They all have no feelings. ? Love begins and ends, love is really like a fool, and love is the best. ? Wild gentlemen dig graves and ghosts.

4. It's another early spring night. The full moon is like a mirror, and the mist is faint. Graceful willows cover the peach blossom ferry. The snow-capped mountains melt water, and the zero-tone wintersweet comes slowly. The chilly spring wind gently brushed the water and smiled and asked why. The fish in the river jumped out of the water and spat bubbles. It doesn't matter why you came. Don't come to Taoyuan. There is no such place here. ? Flowing incense all night "Wandering Moon"

This is a rare sunny weather in winter. Tauko's students are eagerly preparing for the late Christmas party. The little monitor is climbing up and down the lottery ball. Li is in a daze, and all the little girls in the class are staring at him. Become a crazy student and work hard in the library, vowing to follow the path of master's degree and doctor's degree. A Jony J is feeding the cat, and Dabao and Bauer are fighting. Sambo thinks Xiao Jiaren is jealous of her because she prefers Bao Si. Five treasures fell asleep. The old man is sunbathing. Fat people fall into CMC romantically in such a beautiful city as Hangzhou. Ye Zhen pushed Tauko forward: This little red-faced guy is Tauko. Laughing cat "Don't be crazy, don't live"

6. "My name is Zhou Yang, and I personally arranged this brainwashing operation." I want to forget everything and start over. "But there is one thing that I hope I can remember more deeply than before the operation." "I have loved two people in my life. The first is Li Wei, and the second is Chen Ming. " "I did a lot of wrong things. There are two things I did the most wrong. " "First, I failed to protect Li Wei." "Second, I hurt Chen Ming." "I can't make up for my mistakes, and I can't wash away the harm I gave him like brainwashing." The only thing I can do is to do one thing, one thing that is enough to make him believe me. ""convince him that I love him. "I really love him." Chen Ming told me that no one can tolerate a blank past. ""I can. " "For him, I am willing to. 」? Make fun of "can't move"

The baron said he wanted to get married, but I know what he really wants is not marriage, which has been circulating for thousands of years. As the music he played tonight told me, what he wants is a kind of love, and what he wants is what everyone yearns for? Love. But such things are so rare that even ordinary people may not be able to get them easily. Because love is the easiest to get and the hardest to get in the world. We can give everything to get love, or we can destroy everything because we can't get love. ? Fat particles "gentlemen's servants"

I saw you playing with the girls in the village today? I feel envious that people like me can't find love like normal people. Even so, I still long for marriage, even if there is no love, even if it is unpleasant. I hope that a marriage without love will eventually evolve into affection and love, and I am eager to get all this. ? Fat particles "gentlemen's servants"

9. I long for marriage, because I long for love. If marriage can't get the expected love, then such a marriage is naturally unhappy. ? Fat particles "gentlemen's servants"