Classic sick sentence joke

Chinese in primary schools is too difficult now. Look at one of their homework problems:

Requirements: Connect the following four sentences with related words:

1, Sister Li is paralyzed;

2. Sister Li studied tenaciously;

3. Sister Li has learned many foreign languages;

4. Sister Li learned acupuncture.

The correct answer should be: Sister Li is paralyzed, but she studies doggedly, not only learning many foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture. )

As a result, a child wrote: Although Sister Li stubbornly studied acupuncture and many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed.

Later, found more fierce children wrote:

Sister Li not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed.

Sister Li was paralyzed, because she studied hard, and not only learned many foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.

Sister Li has learned a lot of foreign languages, acupuncture and moxibustion, and is still stubbornly learning paralysis.

Wonderful is always at the end:

Sister Li learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study, and as a result, she paralyzed herself according to a foreign language version of acupuncture book!