Tell me some funny jokes.

1. The toothpick says "Hello, bus" to the hedgehog.

2. Two turtles were motionless at the edge of the field, when an expert asked the old farmer nearby, what are these two turtles doing? The old farmer said, "They are comparing endurance. Whoever moves first loses. The expert pointed to a turtle with Oracle Bone Inscriptions on its shell and said, "According to my years of research, this turtle has been dead for more than 5,000 years." At this time, another turtle stuck out its head and said, "grass!" "I didn't say anything when I died. Let me wait here." As soon as this sentence was finished, only the tortoise with Oracle Bone Inscriptions pattern smiled and stuck out its head and said, "You lost, so listen to the experts."

3. In a military exercise, a team waited for the arrival of a helicopter at a designated place, but after waiting for a long time, the plane never arrived. At this time, the monitor saw a farmer growing vegetables in a vegetable field not far away. So I went forward to ask; Grandpa, did you see a big iron bird fly by? Uncle wanted to think and said; The big iron bird didn't see it, but the helicopter did see one. . .

I met my friend when I was shopping that day. I greeted him: "Long time no see. Are you busy recently? "

"Busy! Busy ass straight smoke! "

As he spoke, he vomited a long smoke turn. @ jingjing jingjing

5. Primary school application problems, the kind with redundant conditions. @ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫 taught a woman something she will never understand. The math teacher was furious and shouted, "There are three people and two pigs in your family. How many pigs are there in your family?" That woman paper said weakly, five heads! ! The whole class is boiling, and the teacher's Mediterranean hairstyle is in a mess!

6. The Li family gave birth to three sons at a time. Big brother is called a rogue, second brother is called a kitchen knife, and third brother is called trouble. One day, they went to the market to buy things and accidentally got into trouble. Then they went to the police station and said that I was a rogue and brought a kitchen knife to make trouble.

7. A thief stole a chicken and was molting by the river. When the police came, he quickly threw the chicken into the river. @ 中中中中中中中中中: What are you doing? Why do you have so many chicken feathers here? The thief said: the chicken wants to swim, and I help it look after its clothes.