An inspiring humorous joke

1, the biggest enemy in life is yourself; The biggest failure is arrogance; The greatest stupidity is self-deception.

Death is not the misfortune of the dead, but the misfortune of the living.

But when two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.

This is a mirror, it always reflects light. It's gold. It always runs out.

5, in fact, the treatment of frequent urination does not need to buy such expensive medicine at all, just spend 20 cents to buy a monkey rubber band.

6. A man's proudest person is not how many women he has, but how many men his women are willing to reject for him.

7, the mood can be attributed to calm, but not to death.

8. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

9. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

10, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

1 1, the greatness of life dies under flowers.

12, the only thing you can get for nothing in this world is your age.

13, the buds of late autumn withered with the wind in the endless void, falling piece by piece, like fragments of dreams, so silvery and delicate-in memory of my dandruff.

14, the speed of success depends on the desire for success, and find an unforgettable reason for your success.

15 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.