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How did the polar bear die?
“As the ‘King of the Arctic Circle’, polar bears have almost no natural enemies except humans. But it should be impossible for humans to kill a 500-kilogram polar bear. Eskimos hunt polar bears The method is very simple: first pour a seal's blood into a bucket, and then insert a double-edged dagger into the center of the blood. After the blood coagulates, the dagger will be stuck in the middle of the blood. Then the Eskimos throw the 'ice cream' On the snow. When the polar bear smells blood, it will rush over and lick the delicious ice cream greedily. When it licks the middle part of the ice cream, the dagger will be exposed and scratch it's frozen body. The fresh blood on the tongue will further stimulate its appetite and make it lick more crazily.”
It is said that Icelanders do not use guns to hunt polar bears. Using guns will damage the polar bear’s fur, so it is the best way. It is to let him slowly bleed to death, so the hunters cast the blood of the captured small animals into a large ice block, hide a sharp knife inside, and then put the ice block on the path where the polar bears go. The polar bears smell the animal blood. Just lick the ice cube with your tongue, and the sharp knife inside cuts the polar bear's tongue. The polar bear keeps licking, and the blood keeps flowing out. However, the numb polar bear doesn't know that it is losing its own blood, and always thinks that it is licking. It's still blood on the ice, just holding on to joy and fantasy, licking it constantly, losing blood, and eventually dies!
This principle is the same as boiling a frog in cold water. The fantasy and belief are that the frog is slowly boiled to death!
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