Funny stage play script

EG Sleeping Beauty

Narration: A long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX. There lived the king's family and several servants. However, the king and the queen had no children. …

The Queen’s Prayer: God, please give me a child with skin as white as snow and lips as red as blood~ PS: I want a boy!

Narration: God heard the queen’s prayer, so he sent a crow to carry a baby to the queen.

The crow came on stage: Fool, fool, fool... (a small part of the scene, leaving a baby behind)

The queen shouted in surprise: Ana, come and see, this is heaven. What a gift given to us~

The king came on stage: Oh, my God, what a beautiful child, my dear, I think we should call him XX~

The queen objected : No, I think it sounds better to be called XX.

The king stretched out his hand: Okay~Old rules!

Queen and King Guess: Rock, Scissors, Paper!

The queen looked at the child happily: Oh, dear XX, from now on your name will be XX~ (I am so sweaty about XX~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate my coming of age and having a son, I want to entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let’s have a flowing banquet for three days and three nights!

A certain finance chief came up crying: Your Majesty, we want wages!

The king waved his hand, and the finance chief was dragged down by the soldiers.

The king mused: It seems that it would be better to just invite some heavyweights...

Narration: So, the king and queen invited what was called the "Thirteen Points" "The fairy combination came to baptize the princess.

Fairy 1: I give the little princess the same unparalleled beauty as me! (Narration: Vomiting~)

Fairy 2: I give the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narration: 8 8=? Fairy 2 answered without hesitation: 27!)

Fairy 3: I, I gave the little princess, unparalleled, eloquence, eloquence... (Narration directly came up to apply adhesive plaster. )

Fairy 4: I give the little princess a gentle temperament like me, oh live~ (three-part laugh~)

Fairy 5: I give the little princess a kind heart ! (Pick up the straw man insidiously, I nail it, I nail it, I nail it~)

Fairy 6: I give the little princess an upright and brave heart! Kesai comes to visit! (Or it can represent the moon punishing evil, or it can be ~ the key is action!) (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ he disappeared in an instant ~)

Fairy 7: I give the little princess forever The figure is not out of shape either! (The picture of the elephant passed by~)

Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a beautiful voice! (The sound of sawing machine legs sounded in the background~)

Fairy 9: I give the little princess money that can never be spent! (The king nodded: This is still practical~)

Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to always be loved by the people!

Fairy 11: I will give the little princess happiness!

Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess the thinking logic of our "13 points" combination! Oh live~ (Everyone is praying: ...ya ma da...)

Fairy 13: I want to give the little princess...

Narration: The last fairy is about to give the little princess... When the princess was blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (the tone was unusually heavy~)

Unknown figure 1 appeared: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed~~ (shake a few times~)

Unknown figure 2: In order to maintain world peace~~(continue shaking~)

1: Exchange love and real evil

2: Hateful Another annoying villain!

1 Pointing at oneself: x witch

2 Pointing at oneself also: Follower...

1amp; 2 Hugging each other: We are traveling through xyz x combination in! !

1 Stretch out your arms in anticipation: black hole, a black tomorrow is waiting for us!

Crow’s walk-on: That’s it! Fool~Fool~

The narrator is horrified: Something bad has happened, the evil witch has appeared!

The witch (pointing one finger to the sky and the other to the ground, as if she were the only one): Such a big banquet did not invite me, the most beautiful, handsome, and suave witch in the universe? !

King: Well, it’s because you keep moving, so...

The witch waved her hand: It’s useless to defend! Since everyone has given gifts to the little princess, let me give one too~ (Dang Dang Dang Dang~ The attendant beats the tambourine~) The little princess is indeed living a carefree life, but on her 16th birthday, she will be... Choking to death on a banana, hahahahaha~~~Choke to death~~~

Narration: Stop, stop, stop, shouldn’t you be strung to death by a spinning wheel?

Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?

Narration: No!

Witch: What era has it been? Let’s try something different~

Narration: But...

Witch (threat): I said he choked to death. You're choking. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll bite you to death~

The narrator is bitter and angry: So, the poor princess was cursed by the abominable witch!

The witch happily said: You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the end of the world... (Exit~)

The king and queen were worried: What should I do? My poor child is actually cursed...

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet?

King: Then why don’t you send it?

Fairy 13 shyly: Because my hotline here is quite busy~

Queen: Please fairy, please hurry up and lift the witch’s curse~

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Fairy 13: Okay~ My blessing is this: the little princess will choke on a banana on her 16th birthday, but she will not die, but will sleep until a prince who truly loves her appears. Kiss her and the little princess will wake up and live happily ever after.

King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once?

Fairy 13 clasped hands: Because it’s more romantic this way~

Everyone came up and stamped on you: I’ll beat you up for having sadistic tendencies...

Narration: Please ignore the violent scenes. Time flies. In the blink of an eye, the princess is already 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind. She is a model of a leisurely wife and good mother in the family~

The princess jumped on the stage: I am a girl , beautiful girl~