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I have found all the strange things in Tu Yun's novel "Meet in the Narrow Road", which vip can't understand. Can someone send me the full version?
There will be follow-up in this chapter, such as the joy of giving birth in Yun Jie Hospital (Feng Ge fights with Zhao's father), and Feng Ge's "Serve the Moon" (Feng Ge, milk doll, Zhao's father fights).
☆ The baby is born small.
Not surprisingly, Zhao Yun's tears fell off one after another, and the fireworks outside the window blurred her vision, only the colorful beams rose and then fell. Qin Feng, who was buried in her neck, didn't stop her from crying. She just stroked her belly gently, telling her thoughts day and night.
"I miss you, Xiao Yun."
Zhaoyun still crying, sobbing let Qin Feng heartache. Suddenly, he felt a bump under his hand: "Did he kick me?"
Zhaoyun nodded, put his hand on the back of Qin Feng's hand and put it on her stomach together. After a while, he felt a bump again. This is a wonderful feeling.
Qin Feng suddenly apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry I'm late. It's hard, isn't it? "
Zhaoyun finally turned around and tried to take him back, but he was blocked by his stomach. Zhaoyun finally laughed and snorted, mixed with tears floating in the air.
"It's good that you come back." Eyebrows and eyes are like stars, dazzling.
Don't ask him where he went, why he took so long to come back, or how he escaped the disaster. As long as he comes back and she arrives, she will be happy.
Finally, Zhao Yun stopped crying, and the two embraced in bed.
Qin Feng still held her from behind Zhao Yun and buried her in her neck. Her burning and real breath was in her ear, which was real, not imagined day and night.
Zhao Yun asked in a low voice, "Are you hurt?"
Qin Feng shook his head: "Even if I was injured, I have recovered now."
Zhaoyun moved and turned to look at him carefully. He was called back by Qin Feng and smiled in a low voice: "You are still moving when you are pregnant."
"I want to see where you are hurt."
Qin Feng kissed her hair. "It's okay."
Qin Feng kept a secret from Zhao Yun that he would never tell. On the day of the explosion, even with the protection of bodyguards, he fell into the water and was injured. He was so heavy that he was in a coma for five months.
When he woke up, his father Mike was sitting beside him. The healthy and strong old man's hair is half white, as if he were ten years older at once, and his eyes are put on his face without god.
Qin Feng knew that his father, Mike, had been sending someone to protect him secretly. At the first moment when he fell into the water, a helicopter fell from the sky and bodyguards rescued him from the sea.
He was in a coma for five months, and the old man raised him for five months, in a new house next to her mother's grave. All the hatred has disappeared.
Extensive skin burns, head collision with speedboat, brain injury, spinal injury during rescue, affecting walking. After waking up, I had skin transplantation and orthopedic surgery, and then I have been doing reconstruction. Until a few days ago, he was finally able to walk by himself and persuaded his father to go back to China to find her.
However, Qin Feng's spine was damaged, his recovery time was not long, and he still had some difficulties in walking. After returning home, he went to Yan Lu to understand the current situation of Zhao Yun. I just want to look at her from behind and come back to her after I recover. However, in the restaurant, Yan Lu's tentative words made Zhao Yun cry in the street until she fainted.
Zhao Yun cried and scolded him for not coming back. Qin Feng saw it in his eyes, and he could no longer insist on self-interest. He discussed with dad Zhao that he would come back tonight to give her a surprise and not make her sad. After several encouragements, Dad Zhao agreed.
Qin Feng hugged Zhao Yun tightly and whispered, "A year ago, I promised to climb Etna again and see Mr. Francisco again. Seven years ago, I promised you that you would be a teacher and I would stop being a mafia and live a good life. Now, when the child is born, I will fulfill my promise for you. "
Zhao Yun choked, "Qin Feng, thank you, thank you for coming back."
Qin Feng kissed the tip of her hair: "Thank you, too, for making me love you."
Zhaoyun was very comfortable at this moment, with one hand on the back of Qin Feng's hand and one hand touching his abdomen, thinking that it would be more perfect if Qin Feng had been so tender.
However, Qin Feng always adds honey to his mouth. The next morning, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, he began to lie in bed.
Sun voted for three. Zhao Yun stood on the bed with a big belly and kicked him: "Qin Feng, you are thirty-one. Can you stop being childish and go out with us to celebrate the New Year? "
Qin Feng motionless, lifted the quilt to cover his head, cut off the voice of zhaoyun.
Zhaoyun eyes a turn, clutching his stomach "ouch", Qin Feng immediately took the quilt. Seeing Zhao Yun smiling at him, Qin Feng lifted the quilt and stood up naked.
After so long, Zhao Yun will still be shy.
Qin Feng picked his eyebrows, walked beside her, bent down and touched her lips. Zhaoyun face a hot, Qin Feng smiled.
Zhaoyun indomitable, take the initiative to put a post on Qin Feng's lips.
Very soft, Qin Feng was moved, but there was nothing he could do. His head rested on Zhao Yun's shoulder and he complained, "Mrs. Qin, you bully people."
"I didn't. I just asked you to pay a New Year call together."
"No, your dad is too hard. I'm afraid of him."
Zhao: "My father is anxious to protect his daughter. You will be fine if you are good to me. "
Qin Feng also smiled, glancing at Zhao Yun's two bloated legs from the neckline of Zhao Yun's wide pajamas, and said meaningfully, "Trust me, I will be good to you in the future."
Justifiably playing hooligans, Zhao Yun reached out and pinched his waist: "I can't stand for long, take me out of bed."
Qin Feng laughed at her anger, smiled twice in a low voice, bent down to hug her, and then heard Zhao Torre coughing loudly at the door, coughing three times.
The father-in-law stood at the door, and Qin Feng led his daughter to stand on the bed. This scene is really not very nice, especially when her daughter is wearing pajamas and he is naked. Qin Feng busy holding zhaoyun out of bed.
Zhao Tiantai narrowed his eyes slightly: "Xiaoyun, go with my father to pay New Year greetings to my uncles."
Zhaoyun snorted and pulled up Qin Feng. Zhao Tiantai shook his head: "He is an outsider. Stay here. I am embarrassed to go out. "
Zhao Yun retorted, "Dad, we are legally married."
Zhao Fu's eyes widened: "Do you have a certificate? Did you have a party? Did you do it? "
Zhaoyun was speechless. Qin Feng patted zhaoyun and whispered in her ear, "Go, I'll get the certificate. My dad will have nothing to say next time. "
Zhaoyun reluctantly went to Zhao Fu, and Zhao Tiantai glared at her: "It's not like she won't come back for a few days, but only for a few hours. He left for half a year as soon as he left. He gave you up. Why don't you give him up? "
Neither of them answered. Zhao Tiantai is very satisfied. He held the pregnant Zhao Yun out of the door and turned to Qin Feng. "There are apples in the refrigerator. If you are hungry, eat. Don't say that we abuse you. "
After they left, Qin Feng got out of bed slowly, kept walking and practiced walking. After walking for two hours in a row, he broke out in a sweat, and finally said with emotion, "Who said that mother-in-law is the hardest ..."
Zhao Lao used to put out the fire with Qin Feng, and Qin Feng used to pull Zhao Yun to put out the fire. An old man and two young men lived a fiery and leisurely life until Zhao Yun was hospitalized a week before the due date, and the struggle between Zhao Lao and Qin Feng was further escalated.
Need to accompany the bed, Zhao thought Qin Feng; When she needed to accompany her baby, Zhao thought of Qin Feng. Zhao Torre stupefied stood by.
Every night, Zhao Yun falls asleep with Qin Feng's gentle voice. Zhao's father was very angry, but he didn't come to the hospital until Zhao Yun gave birth. Finally came to the door of the operating room with the dean and let out a cry.
Qin Feng has been in labor, but Zhao Tiantai didn't hear the shouts of Zhao Yun outside. Busy holding the little nurse and asking, "Is it a male doctor or a female doctor?"
The little nurse was stumped. When she first met her relatives, the first concern was the male doctor or the female doctor. "Female doctor, Teacher Zhao."
Zhao Tiantai asked again, "What's going on inside now? Why is there no sound? "
Seeing the dean standing by, the little nurse carefully explained, "Mrs. Qin is in labor pains. Although the amniotic fluid is not broken, it can be confirmed that the due date is ahead of schedule. Mrs. Qin has a meal in her stomach and is not prepared. If it's a natural delivery, it's okay, but if it's a caesarean section, a stomach tube will be inserted. But now Mrs Qin and Mr Qin are arguing. Mrs. Qin wants to give birth naturally, but Mr. Qin doesn't, because it will hurt, and in order to maintain hygiene and achieve the best condition, it is necessary to prepare perineal skin and insert a catheter (perineal skin preparation: scraping the vagina during delivery). Mr. Qin doesn't want to give birth naturally, but he must have a caesarean section, but if he wants a caesarean section, it will be unbearable, and Mr. Qin won't let him. So now, um, it's deadlocked. "
Dad Zhao covered his eyes with his hand, and his old friend was still by. It's a shame that young couples actually argue in it.
Zhao Tiantai didn't hear the shouts inside, but he wasn't so nervous. He told the little nurse, "Go in and inform the doctor that you are going to have a caesarean section. If Mr. Qin stops you, you can beat him out. "
The little nurse did not dare to move, the dean nodded, and the little nurse went in to inform.
Dean patted Zhao Tiantai on the shoulder: "I see your son-in-law is very kind to Xiao Yun. Why did you do this to your son-in-law? " Under the special instructions of Zhao Tian Tai, he took special care of the young couple. Basically, every time I pass the ward, I will see Qin Feng and Zhao Yun talking in a low voice, intimate and warm. Zhaoyun's face has been shining, his eyes are like stars, and his eyebrows are smiling. Two small mouths full of happiness.
Zhao Tiantai smiled treacherously and asked the dean, "Are you sure Zhao Yun is a twin?"
"I have never seen a father like you. Why do you want to go against your son-in-law and get into your daughter's stomach for nothing? "
Zhao Tiantai smiled: "Anyway, I am old and idle. I often go to Doby to visit them, and I can leave them a souvenir after my death. "
Dean patted Zhao Tiantai on the shoulder: "Everything is ready, don't worry, absolutely foolproof. I'm going to attend a meeting, so just wait. "
In the delivery room, when Zhao Yun stubbornly insisted on a natural delivery, she was still anesthetized.
After being injected with anesthetic, my consciousness is still very clear. I looked up at Qin Feng and left a few words coldly: "Qin Feng, if the child is not healthy, I will take you with me."
Qin Feng nodded, comforting maternal emotions, but Zhao Yun never looked at him again. He only looked up at the light above the operating room and clearly saw that they had cut a long hole horizontally from the reflective place.
The doctor's movements were neat, but Zhao Yun's eyes were full of blood. Even when he couldn't bear to look at himself, a nurse brought two sets of earplugs and put them on Qin Feng's and Zhao Yun's ears respectively.
Qin Feng asked why, and the nurse said there was no reason. Zhao Yun closed his eyes and said he needed a rest.
Zhao Yun thinks she is much better than those women who talk to doctors after giving birth. Finally, before closing her eyes to have a rest, she gave C a smile.
Smile, Qin Feng eyes moist.
Not long after, Zhao Yun had a feeling that the doctor took something out of her stomach, which should be her child. It was obvious that Zhao Yun wanted to open his eyes, but the nurse quickly covered her eyes with her hands. Before long, she felt a pulling feeling in her stomach, but she couldn't tell when she took the child out.
In a few minutes, the nurse took Zhao Yun's hand away from her eyes and took off Qin Feng and Zhao Yun's earplugs. The delivery room only echoed with loud cries.
It is a boy. Qin Feng excitedly looked at the child's underside, and then looked down and kissed Zhao Yun's cheek. He said excitedly in her ear, "It's a son, Xiao Yun. We have a son."
Tears from the corner of Zhao Yun's eyes also flowed down his cheeks.
**
Qin Feng and Zhao Yun had a son, named Qin and nicknamed Xiao Sun. Mother and baby share a room. Qin Feng and Zhao Yun are teasing Xiaoyang every day. Xiao Yang was born crying and pooping, but the couple looked at Xiao Yang crying and giggling.
And Ling Yan took their children back to Sue's mayor's house, and then went to France to visit her mother. In addition, Liu Xiaoao, Xiao Luyang, Peng Anyao and Qin Jia, Monica and Arthur Jacob all went there with fruit.
The little sun just opened his eyes and couldn't smile, but he pulled up his lips in his sleep.
Yang Xiaolu said to Zhao Yun curiously, "Sister Yun, the baby is too like an angel."
Liu Xiaoao patted her on the head: "Don't talk nonsense, angels are transvestites."
Zhaoyun's mouth is stiff. Qin Feng, who just bought buttock cream and diapers, just heard about it. He put his things aside, went to the bed, kissed Zhao Yun holding the little sun, and then turned to ask Liu Xiaoao, "When do you want children?"
Liu Xiaoao thought Qin Feng's behavior was disgusting, but it was serious. He whispered to Yang Lu, "When do we need it?"
The path blushed and said nothing.
Qin Feng snorted and suddenly raised his eyebrows and said, "Talk less during the day and work harder at night, and the baby will come soon."
Zhaoyun with a chuckle, pinched Qin Feng's waist. Qin Feng was unmoved, looking at Liu Xiaoao blushing and pulling Xiao Yang away.
They left, Qin Feng skillfully got into zhaoyun's quilt, and both of them looked at the little sun frowning and sleeping. After a while, Qin Feng said, "Our little sun is more beautiful than an angel."
Zhaoyun squinted at him, but in Qin Feng's view, Zhaoyun, who gave birth to a child, now has a pure and holy beauty, and her cheeks are radiant.
Qin Feng leaned over to Zhao Yun, covering the little sun with one hand, touching Zhao Yun's face with one hand, and covering his breath.
A few minutes later, Zhao Yun's cheeks were red, and Qin Feng also reacted.
The little sun was fast asleep between two people, and Qin Feng sighed and retreated. Knowing Zhao Yun for so many years, Qin Feng is most familiar with even his right-hand man.
I just met that month, and I was infatuated all night, and then I separated. Qin Feng was colder than sex. Then meet again, in Denmark, and give her medicine after returning home. Later, the two finally got well, and the little sun stopped them. Qin Feng has always been a little grumpy.
Swallowing a foul breath, Qin Feng raised his eyebrows and smiled at Zhao Yun: "I want to go to the bathroom."
The meaning is self-evident. Zhaoyun used to pretend that he didn't understand and let him go out and solve it himself. But today, Zhao Yun suddenly grabbed his hand. "hmm ... use it, use it to help?"
Qin Feng one leng, zhaoyun has reached down.
Qin Feng decisively grabbed Zhao Yun's hand: "Hey, it doesn't matter."
Zhaoyun didn't speak, just blinked at him, solved a series of obstacles and bumped into him. C a quiver, voice quickly became hoarse, heavy breathing.
Zhaoyun was a little nervous, but after all, Zheng also had a child and gave birth. He was wronged for a long time, but he helped him with a soft heart.
A few minutes, Qin Feng dark roar. Finally finished.
Qin Feng smiled and kissed Zhao Yun. "What a good wife."
Zhao Yun glared at him: "Wipe your hands."
Qin Feng to zhaoyun pretend to be weak is not a day for two days. When he reaches his goal, everything will be satisfactory.
In the past few days, Qin Feng has been taking care of Zhao Yun and Xiao Yang, but Zhao Torre, who has been anxious to see his grandson, is always away.
Zhao Yun called Zhao Tiantai several times, but Zhao Torre said that the company was too busy to leave, and Zhao Yun always felt that he was missing something. It was not until a week later that Zhao Yun almost went home from the hospital that he found the problem.
Entering the room, Zhao Yun saw Zhao Tiantai sitting in the hall, speechless: "Dad, what's in your arms?"
Qin Feng, who just took the door and held the little sun, also became speechless. Shit, this is crazy. Dad Zhao still has a child in his arms.
Zhao Tiantai smiled: "Our little moon."
Bang, Zhao Yun's head is completely big. "Dad, please make it clear."
"Oh, the Year of the Loong twins, your husband's arm is a little dragon, and my arm is small.
Dragon girl, I didn't see you two busy here. I will share it with you. "
Qin Feng was shocked and asked Zhao Tiantai blankly: "Dad, is the Dean your friend?"
Zhao Yun cried, "Dad, you have gone too far."
Zhao Tiantai didn't feel bad when he saw Zhao Yun crying sadly. On the contrary, the little dragon girl in her arms cried with a cry and her eyebrows were red. Zhao Tiantai is anxious and distressed. When the little dragon girl said this, the little dragon girl in Qin Feng's arms also cried.
Three cries intertwined in Zhao's yard. Zhao Tiantai anxiously asked Qin Feng: "What should I do?"
Qin Feng walked over and took the little dragon girl from Zhao Tiantai's arms, holding one in one hand and shaking it twice. The two babies stopped crying and looked at Qin Feng curiously with their eyes open.
Qin Feng's nanny was very competent and cracked her mouth, and the two babies laughed together again.
Qin Feng looked at zhaoyun. Zhaoyun took the little dragon girl from Qin Feng's arms with tears in her eyes and kissed her mouth. Some of them realized it and cried, "Qin Feng, we have two children?"
Zhao Tiantai stopped crying when he saw two children, and came over to grab them. Qin Feng turned to block Zhao Tiantai and asked Zhao Yun, "What should I do?"
Zhao Yun glanced at Zhao Tiantai, who made her miss her newborn daughter and breast-feeding for a week. "Let's go."
At this point, the battle between Dad and Dad, Little Zi Long and Little Dragon Girl has just begun.
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