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Please take the exam tomorrow.
Just as the bell rang, look, a little boy like a drowned rat rushed in from the door. Carrying a schoolbag, holding an umbrella with a big hole, I slowly walked up to the podium with my stomach, rubbing my head hard with my hands, and my wet hair suddenly stood up and became a messy chicken nest. He proudly displayed this latest look, his eyes narrowed into a crack, and he blushed like freshly baked charcoal, and the rain ran down his face. Even funnier, he posted a "post" that made the whole class laugh. Like a decorated general, he walked down with satisfaction.
Look how naughty he is. He often plays all kinds of practical jokes. When you found him, he was lying on the table, panting and laughing, and making faces at you. You will stare and gnash your teeth, but you can't help him. For this reason, he became a frequent visitor in the office, and the teacher often severely criticized him. But when he turned around, he became a free bird, carefree, as if the teacher had praised him. He is really optimistic. Therefore, everyone called him a "circus clown".
But naughty is naughty, but he is very helpful! If you borrow something from him, he is absolutely generous. It's just that most of these things lack arms and legs, and they have new usage. At this time, he will take the trouble to tell you their new usage, turn around and leave, and then come back to talk to you for a few words. If you are "simple-minded", you will only be returned to Zhao intact! Now he has another nickname "King of rags".
He is born with a good voice and sings clearly and loudly. The students all said, "As long as he sings, the house will at least shake." Therefore, he is indispensable to lead the school children's day competition. Last June 1 ST competition, the week before, his voice was quite loud, and the students all said, "He is really great this time." This made him not only proud, but also worked very hard. After class, he sang loudly in time; On the way to school, he also waved encouragement with branches and shouted loudly. But the day before the game, Lao Nai was blind and hoarse. This worried the students and teachers, and the last few "silent movies" solved the problem little by little. On the stage, I saw him singing hard. Although his voice was not as good as before, he sang very hard and sweat ran down his cheeks, which really moved the judges. Unexpectedly, our class won the first prize in this competition. Everyone says that he has made great contributions. As for him, his eyes narrowed into a crack and he grinned for a long time, but he couldn't close it for a long time. So everyone gave him a nice name "tenor".
And ... alas! He has too many characteristics and nicknames. You'd better ask him himself. who the fuck is he? Of course, it's the famous fun guy-Li Hui!
My grandma
I have a country grandmother. Her rough gray hands are full of calluses and her face is full of wrinkles. She walks very slowly.
I remember once, when I went back to my hometown, my grandmother took my hand and said, "Yu Ning, you have grown taller." Grandma's hair was messed up by the wind. "Let's go to the orchard to pick persimmons? The persimmons there are all red and big. " Grandma said kindly. "good! I'll get the straw hat. " I galloped upstairs. "Grandma, hurry up!" I cried. "All right, let's go!" Grandma trudged to persimmon forest.
Huang Chengcheng is everywhere in the orchard, and persimmons on the trees are like red lanterns. "Yu Ning, come and see how red this persimmon is!" I was greedy and climbed up the tree like a monkey. Persimmons are like shy little girls who refuse to show up. I climbed higher and higher, reached out and picked the biggest persimmon. I was very happy. When I lowered my head to show off to my grandmother, I couldn't help but get scared. "God, it's so high!" "I feel dizzy. I shouted in panic, "grandma, grandma. "But there was no response, and I broke out in a cold sweat. Growing up, my parents didn't let me do anything, let alone climb trees, so I was timid. This is my first time climbing a tree, but where is grandma?
"Grandma, where are you?" I almost cried, but grandma still didn't show up. Although the persimmons are picked now, how can we plant them? I can't help it Grandma is away, so I have to rely on myself. I plucked up my courage and climbed down the tree slowly. Oh, my God, I finally got down. It took me a try! I will give grandma a good meal when I go back.
I am so angry that I want to settle accounts with grandma. Who knows at this moment, grandma, she came out of nowhere and stood in front of me. "Grandma, where have you been? How did you leave me alone? " Grandma touched my head and said, "son, you have grown up." You should learn to be independent. " . You can't depend on others for everything. I deliberately avoided it so that you could learn to be independent! After listening to grandma's words, I suddenly realized, threw myself into grandma's arms and said, "Grandma, thank you. I will take care of myself in the future. "
This is my grandmother, a grandmother who asked me to teach me to stand on my own feet.
mother
My mother is 33 years old this year. She is of medium height. There are a pair of big watery eyes under two thick eyebrows, and those black eyes are very smart and beautiful no matter where they turn. The tall nose and the red cherry mouth are always smiling.
Mother always likes to wear brown leather clothes, purple butterfly jeans and blue lace white sneakers.
My mother is very hardworking. She is very busy at work, as busy as a bee from morning till night, but the floor at home is always spotless and shiny.
No matter how busy my mother is, she is always worried about me. I remember one time, it was raining and my mother was on a business trip. I don't think my mother can pick me up from school today. But after school, my mother was already waiting at the school gate. Without saying anything, she quickly took off her coat and wrapped it around me. Then he squatted down and asked me with concern, "Are you cold, son?" I said, "It's not cold." When I got home, I found my mother wet all over. I was moved to tears!
Mom, I love you!
Mrs Liu Sainan.
My name is Liu Sainan. Competing for men means hoping to compete with men in all aspects of life, study and work in the future, taking the meaning of "who says women are not as good as men". I know that my name is full of parents' ardent expectations of me.
And gradually, I also unconsciously from the competitive, arrogant "pepper" into the ranks of ladies.
Let's talk about personality first. In the past, if a boy accidentally touched me, I would rudely "hit" him until he cried for mercy: "Sister Liu, hero Liu, I'm sorry, the villain was wrong." At that time, I was a famous heroine in my class.
But since the fifth grade, I began to feel that I have changed and become a lady. The boy touched me, and I didn't respond. Once, a classmate stepped on my foot and he was about to say something like "Oh, I'm really sorry, please give me a break", but I smiled and said to him, "Oh, nothing, let's go, am I that stingy?" You underestimate me! "He stared at me in surprise, as if he didn't know me. I smiled and walked away, leaving him standing there.
Let's talk about my physique first. I used to think I was too thin, so I ate more if I was afraid of getting sick. But just over 60 kg in the past two years, I feel overweight and cry for weight loss. Dad said, "You have 12. If you reduce it, you will become a pencil necked. " However, after all, my fragile appearance now is not hunger, it belongs to nature.
I didn't pay attention to my words and deeds when I was a child. I am a completely naive little girl. But now, my mother says that I have become gentle and quiet, learned to be considerate of others, understand my parents and put myself in others' shoes.
Compared with Lin Daiyu, I don't have her melancholy, and compared with the ladies, I don't have their reserve. I am who I am, Ms. Liu Sainan who will always be true to herself.
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