What is cold humor? Cold joke, philosophy, cold joke.

1, a buddy invited me to dinner. There were only four vegetarian dishes on the table, and there was no meat.

My heart is crossed, and I want this buddy to spend some money, so as not to owe him a big favor in vain. So I waved and shouted, "waiter, a big meat!" " "

The waiter asked him what big meat he wanted. I said categorically, "instant noodles and braised beef!" "

2. "Money is not everything!" I confidently bet with others that this statement is true, because they don't know that I am actually the poorest person named "Almighty".

The life of the rich is like chewing gum. When their mouths are sweet and fragrant, they can't show off the bubbles of chewing gum with others. Once the bubble blows, their days will be chewed up.

4. In the past, the success of marriage depended on the mouth of the matchmaker, but now the success of marriage depends on the bank card; In the past, divorce was difficult to recover feelings, but now divorce is difficult to recover assets.