Lantern Festival funny xiehouyu daquan

1. Hollow glutinous rice balls-nominally.

2. Blind people eat dumplings-know what it is.

3. People who sell Yuanxiao sell brown seeds-they have learned a lot.

4. Shake the Lantern Festival in the laundry room-fuck off

5. Shake the Lantern Festival with a wicker basket-fuck off

6. Cold water dumplings-no bubbles

7. Boil water for Yuanxiao —————— As soon as it comes up.

8. Catch jiaozi in a boiling pot-it's hot.

9. Cook Yuanxiao with a zongzi pot-asshole; illegitimate child

10. Cook Yuanxiao in a sauce jar-an asshole.

1 1. Cook Yuanxiao in a mud pot ———————— Bastard.

12. Huanglian boiled glutinous rice balls, bitter and sweet.

13. jiaozi in a confused pot-an asshole in a pot of porridge

14. jiaozi in vermicelli pot-dragging eggs.

15. Dry mud makes Yuanxiao-it won't be rounded; Can't do

16. jiaozi wrapped in dry mud-not properly pinched; Rubbing is not round

17. Dry powder is used to make dumplings-they can't be round.

18. February 2 nd Lantern Festival-Dragon Egg; Deaf egg

19. Bean curd soaked in Yuanxiao —————————— Rinong; Rineng

20. Playing the Lantern Festival-difficult to play; Difficult pill; Difficult circle

2 1. Knife cuts Yuanxiao-not round; Unwilling; defective

22. Knife cuts jiaozi-not round; loth

23. Knife Cut Lantern Festival-Incomplete

24. The teapot is filled with Yuanxiao-you can't pour it out when you have the goods.

25. Cook Yuanxiao in a teapot-you can't spit it out in your stomach.

26. Boil jiaozi in a teapot-it won't pour out; We can't spread the word.

27. There is jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out when you have the goods.

28. The teapot is filled with jiaozi-you can't pour it out when you have the goods.

29. jiaozi in the teapot can't be poured out.

30. The dumplings in the teapot are bitter.

3 1. teapot pours glutinous rice balls-you can't pour them out when you have the goods.

32. Shake Yuanxiao in the dustpan-get out of here.

Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao-watch the lights.

34. Don't just eat Yuanxiao-watch the lights.

35. Corn flour makes Yuanxiao-you can't pinch it together.

36. Tangyuan-paste the eggs in a corn bowl.

37. Making Yuanxiao Pancakes-A Versatile Person

38. cook yuanxiao with noodles-silly eggs

39. Half a catty of glutinous rice balls-big bumps

40. Grandma cooks jiaozi, and Dad punts-into the soup and into the water.

4 1. Grandma cooks jiaozi, and Dad punts-into the soup and into the water.

42. The crop guy doesn't know Yuanxiao-beating in vain; Bai Wan

43. Pig blood boiled Yuanxiao-black and white.

44. Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.

45. Make sesame cakes and sell dumplings-all-rounder

46. On the fifteenth day of the first month, selling Yuanxiao-holding a group.

47. On the first day of the first month, a lantern festival-had to; Everybody's fine.

48. The Lantern Festival is wrapped in sugar-coated shells in firecrackers-liuxue86.com.

49. Yuanxiao falls into a paste bowl-idiot.

50. It is obvious to count jiaozi with a small porcelain bowl.

5 1. Blind people eat glutinous rice balls-know what it is.

52. jiaozi made of carbon black-pitch black.

53. There is jiaozi in the kettle-you can't pour it out with goods in your stomach.

54. Cook Yuanxiao with broth (meat) eggs.

55. Cook Yuanxiao in a meat pot-asshole

56. China ink boiled Yuanxiao-dark; It's dark and dirty

57. The sale of glutinous rice balls fell-all my money was lost.

58. jiaozi jiaozi on the coal pile-can't blow; Will not shoot.

59. The old lady eats dumplings-Hulun eats dates.

60. Shake the Lantern Festival with wicker baskets-fuck off

6 1. Swallow hot jiaozi in cold weather-warm body and sweet heart.

62. Tangyuan is in a boiling pot-it's turned over and down.

63. Cooking Yuanxiao in a teapot-full of worries (delicious food)

64. Cook Yuanxiao with broth (meat) eggs.

65. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

66. I didn't pay New Year's greetings until the fifteenth day of the first month-half a month late.

On the fifteenth day of the first month, there are dozens of lanterns-the same every year.

On the fifteenth day of the first month, a rare tooth was presented-once a year.

69. Dragon lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first month-let people play; Be played with

70. The moon on the fifteenth day of the first month is aboveboard.

7 1. Lantern on the fifteenth day of the first month-willfulness

72. Set off fireworks on the fifteenth day of the first month-it won't last long.

73. Catch the temple fair on the fifteenth day of the first month-follow the crowd.

74. Watch the lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first month-we'll see.

75. Selling Yuanxiao on the fifteenth day of the first month-holding a group.

76. The fifteenth day of the first month-half a month late

77. Yun Zheyue on the 15th day of the first month-don't show up.

78. Cooking Yuanxiao in a teapot-full of worries (delicious food)

79. China ink boiled Yuanxiao-dark; It's dark and dirty

80. Shake the Lantern Festival with wicker baskets-Fuck off

8 1. Yuanxiao fell into the paste bowl-a silly egg.

82. Yuanxiao falls into the meat pot-it's sweet to call him an asshole.

83. The Lantern Festival is wrapped in firecrackers-sugar-coated shells.

84. Yuanxiao fell into the meat pot-he was called an asshole, but he still had Yuanxiao in his heart-but he couldn't get in. )

85. The thin sand crane cooks Yuanxiao-there is something in his stomach, but he can't pour it out; I have it in my stomach, but I can't say it in my mouth.