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"Asia's first god shot seven wounds" and "our own people were shot into the sky"

"The first god in Asia shot seven wounded cannons" and was shot to the sky by our own people. "Several military powers were all forced."

On the stage of the development of weapons and equipment, many famous masterpieces were born. As a weapon of the army, besides tanks, it is artillery. If you want to say which gun is strong, trust your friends to have such a steelyard. Those well-known types that are familiar now, you can come out by casually searching on the Internet, such as words like God, such as "the first in the world." If you say "the first gun in Asia", trust your friends and move your little finger, it must be a "K9 self-propelled gun". Since its birth, it has always claimed to be "Asia's top 52 caliber 155MM self-propelled gun".

In our international artillery family, the self-propelled howitzer with 52 times 155MM is the king. It integrates the advantages of informationization, strong firepower and strong maneuverability, and is an indispensable fire restriction artifact for mechanized troops. How dare K9 claim to be "the first in Asia" compared with similar artillery developed by established manufacturers with strong strength and perfect military production system in Europe and America?

Now, let's have a brief understanding of the K9' s capabilities. His engine is made in Germany, the fire control system is made in the United States, the suspension system is made in Britain, and the barrel is made of metal Rhine. You look like Korea, there is only one assembly process left. If you look at each part alone, each one can be regarded as a masterpiece, but if you put them all together, the result is hehe.

It was this magical gun that gathered all the strength, but made a big joke. In a military exercise, the Korean army was equipped with a K9 self-propelled gun. A K9 didn't shoot when it fired, but it also shot seven soldiers into the sky. This can be described as a proper "seven-wound gun", which hurts the enemy first, and one gunshot wound is seven. In addition, in fact, this "seven wounded gun" actually exists. Artillery basically works with illness, and often presents the situation that more than a dozen guns are all easy to nest, but it has been very good. For decent reasons, these shortcomings of the K9 self-propelled gun have been deliberately hidden and become an export point except for its own use.

For more than ten years, K9 has gained a firm foothold in the international market. Finland, Poland, Estonia, Turkey, the second military power in NATO, and India, the third military power in the world, have all become users of K9. Since it is such a sickly gun, how can it become such a sought-after commodity? First, benefit from 52 times 10.

Although Turkey and India are known as "military powers", they are both comforting themselves. In fact, their military talents are limited. In the face of K9, a "good thing" that looks abnormal and advanced and even transfers skills, there is almost no resistance. Of course, they will not only copy it completely, but also make more suitable modifications according to their own preferences. However, the original K9 was patchwork.

Their wishful thinking is all wrong. Now, if we look at the original K9 equipped in Korea, our soldiers will soar. It really makes them look stupid. Then, look at ourselves, we are still stupid enough to use these "seven wounded cannons" to make anyone sit under his ass all day with such a simple fried thing, and whoever we believe will be carefree.