Funny and interesting spoken English

1. If a plane was hijacked, what would the passengers say to the hijackers? Evaluate a mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (dropped off~)

2. Win the wave in extra time, estimate a car brand

Ans: Porsche

3. It was said that there was a big discount sale at a famous brand store. A woman walked in to do some shopping, but she died after finishing her shopping. What was the point of her death?

Ans: Fight to death

4. What’s the explanation for why BB doesn’t know how to laugh?

Ans: Because if you can laugh, you won’t cry.

5. Can La Niye learn from wildness?

Ans: Library

6. Which switch is the prettiest on the side of the keyboard?

Ans: F4

7. What will happen if L trains low left?

Ans: Aeroplane (L flat)

8. What kind of hair is the most common?

Ans: Normal

9. Xiao Ming was doing his summer homework. On the second day, he died. What’s the explanation?

Ans: Because of self-work, I can’t live

10. Sky City, estimated to be the name of a place in Hong Kong

Ans: Kennedy Town< /p>

11. The size of Ronald McDonald is worth the name of a country

Ans: Myanmar (free of charge)

12. What wild fish are students most afraid of?

Ans: East Star Class (Don’t get promoted)

13. Why does the wild boar get one foot?

Ans: Pearl Pearl

14. Fish have no legs, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have nothing?

Ans: Taro

15. There are fish eggs in the fish egg powder, but there is ice cream in the noodles?

Ans: Seven

16. Is there anything that cannot be placed in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because it is a secret that cannot be told

17. Continuing with the previous question, which TV artist can’t comb his hair?

Ans: Zhu Mimi, because her breasts cannot be combed (the secret that cannot be told is read the same as in Mandarin)

18. Pineapple is yellow, and pineapple is green?

Ans: Keroro

19. McDull takes a shower by himself, guess the name of a modern literary writer

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

20. In English There are twenty-six English letters. When E and T go to the left, how many English letters will be left?

Ans: 21, because ET took the UFO and went left

21. What is the bottom of the terrorist?

Ans: Horrible denominator

22. Continuing from the previous question, what is the wild in the middle?

Ans: Horrible dividing line

23. Football’s surname is Zhu, basketball’s surname is Lan, and judo’s surname is Baa?

Ans: The surname is Dan, because it’s Christmas again, it’s Christmas again~

24. The big boy put on red lipstick and guessed a new English word

Ans: Direction (Big red lips)

25. When does six minus two equal zero?

Ans: When doing the six gei gestures

26. There is a monster invading the earth, what should I do?

Ans: Sing a march (Lyrics of Superman’s theme song: As soon as this march is played, the monsters will run away~)

27. Congratulations on getting rich and appraising the name of a country

Ans: Belgium (Belgium is)

28. NDS versus PSP, which one will win?

Ans: NDS, because NDS is a bending machine.

39. Can you explain how happy the boy with his ears is?

Ans: Because Happy New Year~

30. Do you want to marry your father in winter?

Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Winter is a daddy, Winter is a daddy, Doraemon)

31. Doraemon comes into view at noon, Does anyone know how to be a doctor?

Ans: Mr.

32. Doraemon A dreamed about me, who is more likely to be infected with the teacher's illness? <

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Ans: Nobita, because Nobita Nobita

33. Following the above question, who was he infected first? (Not a Doraemon character)

Ans: Xiaoxin, because of Nohara Shinnosuke

34. What is Doraemon’s last name?

Ans: Wu (Opening song: Doraemon~)

35. What’s the explanation for why Doraemon can’t be seen today?

Ans: Because he can’t see his fingers

36. What’s the explanation in this world where there are Tokyo, Nanjing, and Beijing but no Xijing?

Ans: Because Xi Jing is better than Tang Sanzang's

37. Hello Kitty sees a cross on the surface of Dear Daniel. Do you think Kitty will slap Daniel?

Ans: Because of the intersection, Miffy has a mouth.

38. The earth exploded to the left, why should we go to the edge?

Ans: The right side of the earth gei

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39. When does nine plus four equal one?

Ans: Look at the clock hand

40. Guangdong produces winter melons, Guangnan produces pumpkins, Guangxi produces watermelons, so what about Guangbei?

Ans: Speak out, because you can’t speak out (Guangbei)

41. Why don’t you type?

Ans: Jiao, because I don’t type Jiao

42. What kind of mouse has two feet?

Ans: Mickey Mouse

43. Following on from the previous question, what kind of duck has two feet?

Ans: All ducks (including Donald Duck)

44. How to create a tense atmosphere with three lights on the same bench?

Ans: Lamp lamp bench

45. Firewood, rice, oil, salt, are any of them not GE products in the 1980s?

Ans: You, because you are not from the 1980s~

46. Fu Chai is from the Wu State, Xi Shi is from the Yue State, and who is Gou Jian from?

Ans: Liu Songren

47. Bread A, B, C, D, which one is bitter?

Ans: C, because the baker (C is bitter)

48. When will one plus one equal three?

Ans: When the result is wrong

49. At what time will zero be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?

Ans: Guess when the fruit is cut and hammered

50. What animal can tear an eel apart?

Ans: Snake, because Yu Siman (snake tears eels)

51. Xiao Ming is better than Da Ming, so why is Da Ming better than the other side?

Ans: Dogs, because they have long admired their famous names (dogs are raised in the Ming Dynasty)

52. What kind of flavor is Yakult?

Ans: Did you drink Zuowei today?

53. What hairdressing product does Li Yundi hate the most?

Ans: Meiyuan Facai, because Meiyuan Facai, there is no "bomb"

54. A Ming and Ashan went to rob the bank, but failed and fled. But d When the police chased Guo Shi, they did not chase A Ming, but chased Ashan to death. What’s the explanation?

Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La Ashan)