Please give me a short joke... generally long enough, but not too long...

1. This is not an exaggeration

Scenario: A passenger buys a ticket on the bus.

Dialogue:

Conductor: Where?

Passenger: Middle door!

Conductor: Where to get off?

Passenger: Still at the middle gate!

2. Chicken crossing the river

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river. At this time, a policeman came over and the thief hurriedly returned the chicken

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In the river.

The police asked: What are you doing? What's in the river?

The thief said: That is a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I am here to help it look at its clothes...

3. Stingy

A pair of landowners The couple are notoriously stingy. One day, the man went to the city and wanted to go to the toilet while walking, but then he thought: Such good fertilizer cannot be made easier for others. So I kept holding it in. Later, I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I found a toilet and went to the toilet.

But apart from a few farts, nothing came out. So I felt very proud. Go back home and tell your old lady about your experience. Unexpectedly, my wife was furious when she heard this: You prodigal son, how can you live like this? It would be great to save these farts to blow the lamp!

4. Skydiving

After the first class, the instructor of the skydiving modeling school asked the students if they had any questions. "How much do we have to pay for each jump?" One student asked, "10$!" Another student looked a little nervous and stood up and asked: "What if I skydive?" What should I do if the parachute cannot be opened? ""Don't worry, if the parachute cannot be opened, we will refund the money to you

" the instructor replied

5.

< p>The fire brigade received a call.

Fire brigade: Where is the fire?

Caller: My house.

Fire brigade: Where is it?

Caller: In the kitchen.

Fire brigade: I mean how do we get there?

Caller: Don’t you have a fire truck? !