An interesting poem about people's obesity.

A funny poem about obesity 1. Humorous sentences praising obesity

1, long time no see, you have gained weight!

2. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have all been touched by others ... Have you ever been touched?

Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."

My three shortcomings are: firstly, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

5, life is like this, a wave of unrest, a wave of ups and downs. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

6. The wife is a fat girl. Advantages: It is easy to raise, and the fleshy girl seems to be able to grow meat if she really drinks water.

7. "A woman who can't control her figure will never make a difference in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

According to the survey, 98% of fat people are handsome and beautiful, but sadly, 99% of fat people can't lose weight! ! ! Sadly, when I tried to be that 1%, I found that I was actually that 2%. …TMD！ ! !

9. Don't call others ... it's rude to see them a little fatter!

2. What are the sentences praising "Fat Man"?

1. I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined than a little thinner.

You are not fat, just angry.

There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

Fortunately, I'm a little fat. I can feel my stomach when I'm sad.

Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. No matter how fat and ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, people who love you will never abandon you.

6. Never change yourself because of anyone. Fat people feel good; Fat people save air conditioning; Fat people are welcomed by many ethnic groups, such as cannibals; Fat people are manly and sweaty; Fat people are strong in heart, broad-minded and fat; Fat people won't get angry if they say anything.

7. Fat people are fat and powerful.

8. Being thin is slim, and being fat is plump.

9. A plump baby can be praised, with fine eyes and lovely eyes.

10. Praise you, Fat Sister, you have fully demonstrated the beauty of Datang.

1 1. You make the best of everything, and your big belly can accommodate all the hypocrisy in the world.

12. Fat girls have good skin.

13. Not fat, plump and blessed.

14. In the Tang Dynasty, you called it beauty.

15. You are lucky to please your elders at first sight.

3. What are some funny words to describe "girls are fat"?

Jewellery and jade embellish, fat and strong, broad-minded and fat, fat and big ears, heavyweight, outstanding (heavy) appearance and so on.

The first four are idioms and the last two are funny words.

1. Zhu Yuanyurun zhyuán yürán

Interpretation: Run: delicate and smooth. Round as a pearl, smooth as jade. It is a metaphor for singing tactfully and beautifully, or poetry flowing and lively.

2. Fat biāo féI tǐZhang

Interpretation: describe the meaning of being fat and strong.

3. Broad-minded and fat: xρxěn kuān tǐpán

Explanation: The original meaning is that people are open-minded and peaceful in appearance. Later used to refer to people who are happy and have nothing to worry about, so they are also fat.

4. féI tóu dàr with big head and big ears

Interpretation: a fat head and two big ears. Describe a fat figure, sometimes referring to a lovely child.

4. Interesting sentences about body fat

1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

Even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

You know, it's a shame to say "Do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl. But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.

4. When you squeeze the bus and subway, you can do it with ease.

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

6. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.

7. Don't wear a green down jacket, just like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, just like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

8. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

9. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

10, when you travel romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bike.

1 1. Now you have to pay more for smoking. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when buying life insurance, because it is extremely important, you will pay more?

12, I planned to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, which will make your eyes shine, and I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

13, I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.

14, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

15, sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

16, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!

17, I am fat and I don't dislike my people. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

18, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

19, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

20. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

2 1 Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, then lose weight.

5. What are some funny and playful quotations from fat people?

1, I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

4. My ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

6. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

7, life is alive, don't talk about weight!

8, don't laugh at the fat man, fat man is a good boy:

A. Being laughed at since childhood and being able to grow up mentally sound proves that fat people have a stronger heart than ordinary people.

B. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

C. Fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart to cherish others.

9. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

10, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

1 1. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

12, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

13, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalaya.

14, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

15 I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight" ...

16, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

17, many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".

18. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

19, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20, don't wear a green down jacket, put it on like a watermelon, don't wear red, put it on like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

6. Do you have a joke or limerick to make fun of your friend's fatness?

When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?

Seeing a fat man sleeping on the grass not far away, mother mosquito asked the little mosquito to try to suck his blood. This is the first time that a mosquito has tried to suck human blood. As a result, the little mosquito came back hungry.

When his mother asked him why, he replied, "The sound made by that fat man is too scary."

Mother asked, "What's that noise?"

The little mosquito replied, "Before I flew in front of him, I heard someone say," Use nunchakus, hum, hum, hehe ... "

There are two fat papers in the office, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and call each other fat.

One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat girl said to the fat man, don't go. If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.

Male fat paper unhurriedly replied: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump. Laugh and spray collectively!