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Give me a diary of Hou Weidong officialdom, too
Notes on Officialdom in Hou Weidong Xiao Jia went up the mountain
When she walked to the yard, Yang Xinchun stood at the door of the postal agency and said, "Hou University, Zhang Xiaojia called and said that she would come to the mountain on Saturday afternoon." As Hou Weidong took over the broom in her hand, she had more time to run the small shop and manage the postal agency. She was very kind to Hou Weidong.
Hou Weidong made no secret of his joy, and jumped to his feet when he heard this.
Saturday happened to be a rush day. Hou Weidong bought vegetables, looked around the east and west, and finally got to lunch time. After lunch, I went down the mountain and waited at the entrance of Qinglin Town. Every time a bus comes, he stares at the carriage and is disappointed again and again. Waiting is a torment of happiness. At six o'clock in the afternoon, Hou Weidong, who was eager to see it, saw another bus. The bus is very crowded, and everyone is standing except those who get on the bus in the county seat. He jumped on the bus and stood at the door. At first glance, he saw Xiao Jia in red. He pushed in like a bulldozer, causing a lot of complaints.
Xiao Jia looked at Hou Weidong, whose face was black and red and he only knew how to giggle. His eyes were a little wet, and he and Hou Weidong got out of the car hand in hand.
"Why is it so dark?"
"Why is it so late?"
the two men basically agreed with each other, and laughed at the same time after asking. Xiao Jia took Hou Weidong's arm and said, "I originally planned to leave in the morning, but the unit held a temporary meeting. After the meeting, I went by car and didn't have time to eat lunch. "
Hou Weidong was heartbroken when he heard that Xiaojia was still hungry. He immediately took Xiaojia to the restaurant in Qinglinchang. The restaurant in Qinglinchang is only open at noon and all doors are closed at night. After being knocked open by Hou Weidong, the restaurant owner took the meat Jie Bing from the refrigerator. Hou Weidong and Xiao Jia sat opposite each other, just looking at each other and not caring about the speed of cooking in the restaurant.
After dinner, it's past seven o'clock. Hou Weidong and Xiaojia come to the foot of the mountain. The mountains under the night are very deep, and the wind comes, and the sound from the Woods is like the waves of the sea.
Xiao Jia has never seen such scenery, and she is both surprised and a little scared. Hou Weidong clasped Xiaojia's hand and proudly said, "We have caught all the robbers. Don't be afraid. We just enjoy the beautiful scenery of nature."
When I reached the top of Qinglin Mountain, it was dark. When I stood at the top of the mountain and looked back at the foot of the mountain, I only felt that the forest was like the sea, unfathomable, and I didn't know how many robbers, wild animals or ghosts were hidden. Xiao Jia had never seen such a scenery before, so she winced at Hou Weidong and said, "How far is it? Let's hurry."
With the barking of dogs, Hou Weidong led Xiaojia to the small yard with one foot deep and one foot shallow. After seeing this small building, Xiao Jia felt the traces of civilization. She breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, there is still a building, otherwise I really thought that time had gone back."
Yang Xinchun just walked out of the postal agency and saw Hou Weidong and a young woman standing under the dim street lamp. "Hou Weidong, this is your girlfriend. Why didn't you come back?"
Hou Weidong proudly said, "Sister Yang, this is my girlfriend Zhang Xiaojia."
Yang Xinchun approached and saw Zhang Xiaojia's dress, boasting, "What a beautiful sister in Shazhou." She said warmly, "Did you eat? I cooked a big pot of porridge. You can bring a pot."
Hou Weidong said rudely, "Thank you. I'll serve porridge later."
On the second floor, when Gao Changjiang's house was closed, Hou Weidong took Xiaojia home directly. After entering the door, he closed the door, turned on the light in the front room, and then entered the dark back room with Xiaojia in his arms.
After the journey of love, they still hug each other tightly. The life of separation between the two places makes them cherish the short time together.
After lying down for a while, Hou Weidong said, "You stay here tonight, and I'll sleep in the guest house. This place is feudal and there are people who rap, so I must pay attention to the influence." Xiao Jia didn't expect Hou Weidong to stay in a hostel. She was very disappointed, but considering the special environment, she agreed.
Through the rockery and garden in the backyard, Hou Weidong found Tian Xiuying next door to Chi Ming. Tian Xiuying's voice is very loud, and her smile is very ambiguous: "What era is it now? When my girlfriend comes, I still live in a guest house. I can think of it."
Hou Weidong explained, "We are not married yet."
Chi Ming heard the noise and came over. She was at odds with Tian Xiuying. She said, "Just now Yang Xinchun said that Hou University's girlfriend is coming. I'll make steamed buns tomorrow morning and leave some for you two." Tian Xiuying was in no hurry to get the key to the hostel, saying some ridiculous things. See Hou Weidong mess, the in the mind have a strong sense of satisfaction.
Only when he got the key to the hostel did Hou Weidong know that the hostel was on the fourth floor. "It's really farting to stay in the hostel, but there are little people watching, so there's nothing I can do," he said.
He went to Yang Xinchun's house to bring a pot of mung bean porridge, and they drank porridge with pickles. Only the porridge tastes great. After drinking the mung bean porridge, Hou Weidong came to the fourth floor. He turned on the light in the guest house and lit mosquito-repellent incense. Stand by the window and watch for a while, then go back to the second floor. He cooked a pot of boiling water with a rice cooker and let Xiaojia take a hot bath in the bathroom on the left side of the corridor. When Xiao Jia finished washing, he carried two buckets of cold water in and had a good time.
They stood in the corridor, enjoying the clean and pure night in the forest, accompanied by unknown bugs.
"I met Jiang Dali in Shazhou this morning and left your phone number with him." Xiaojia's hair is still wet, and the air has the subtle fragrance of shampoo and the unique smell of Xiaojia.
In Shazhou College, Hou Weidong's best friend is Jiang Dali. After graduation, Jiang Dali went south to Shenzhen, and there has been no news. Hearing this news, he happily said, "Wow, what is this boy doing? I haven't been able to contact him for so long."
"He gave a pager number and asked you to call him."
Although the price of pagers keeps dropping, they cost more than 2, yuan each. Liu Kun, who works in the county government, has one. Now I hear that Jiang Dali is also equipped with a pager. Hou Weidong didn't even know how to use the pager, and he felt a sense of failure in his heart. He made up his mind, "Since ancient times, Huashan has been a road. I must work hard to get a pager and transfer back to Shazhou as soon as possible."
The cool breeze blew up along the ravine, and the distant forest made waves, which was like a magnificent symphony, and was very expressive. When people are in the dark forest, the wind will make people shudder, but away from the forest, in a safe environment, the forest, the mountain wind and the roar of animals are all intoxicating.
Xiao Jia leaned her head on Hou Weidong's shoulder and said, "I want to transfer to work in Qinglin Town. I think as long as two people can be together, it will be the same everywhere."
Hou Weidong was deeply moved, saying, "You silly woman, people struggle upwards, while water flows downwards. Not only will your parents disapprove, but I won't pass." He held Xiaojia's hand tightly and said, "Give me three years, and I will definitely be transferred back to Shazhou. You have to believe me."
Hou Weidong has no idea how to transfer back to Shazhou, but he shows strong confidence in front of Xiaojia. After chatting for a while, inexplicable feelings rippled around him again. He took Xiaojia's hand and said, "Come in, there are many mosquitoes outside."
Xiao Jia knows elegance by listening to string songs. She deliberately said, "It's hot inside, but it's cool outside. Just stand outside for a while." Having said that, she took the initiative to walk into the house.
it was at 1 am that Hou Weidong reluctantly left the cabin on the second floor. On the fourth floor of the guest house, the guest house was deserted for a long time, with dim lights and a strong musty smell. He stood at the window overlooking the accommodation next to the food group and said, "If it weren't for Tian Xiuying, why should I move from heaven to hell?"
Early in the morning, Hou Weidong came to the canteen. Tian Xiuying looked at him with meaningful eyes and said, "Hou University, did you sleep well last night? I saw that you didn't turn off the light until 12 o'clock. How did you get up so early? "
Hou Weidong scolded in his mind, "This gossipy woman has nothing to do after eating too much." The mouth is serious: "There are too many mosquitoes in the guest house. Next time, I suggest some potions."
Tian Xiuying curled her lips and said, "Now college students all live together, and no one is as stupid as Hou University."
Hou Weidong borrowed a basin from the canteen and picked up steaming porridge and steamed buns. Feet like Ann hot wheels, pedal to particularly powerful, a few steps up to the second floor.
Xiao Jia combed her hair in front of a small round mirror for makeup. When she saw Hou Weidong enter the door, she said lightly, "Why isn't there a mirror in the room?" Women comb their hair and men shave, which is a typical action to distinguish between the sexes. When Hou Weidong saw Xiao Jia combing her hair, she couldn't help but stir again and held Xiao Jia in her arms.
"Don't move, let me comb my hair."
"comb your hair later, it will be messy again anyway."
it's another room full of spring scenery.
Xiao Qiao Lao Shu 21-7-14 15:27
After graduating from Qinggan Class 1 of Notes on Hou Weidong Officialdom, state affairs and what's going on in the world are too vague to manage. Under the pressure of survival, Hou Weidong can only focus on practical problems, which is a mental process that every young man with ideals must go through.
Hou Weidong has no long-term goal for the time being. The medium-term goal is to transfer back to Shazhou within three years, and the short-term goal is to repair roads.
With this short-term goal, Hou Weidong's life in Shangqing Forest Farm Town will not feel sad. On Monday morning, he ate tofu pudding rice in Yao's restaurant and began to clean up when he got back to the office. While cleaning, he laughed at himself: "I just started to work, and I have a separate office and a reception room. I am better than the county magistrate."
Gao Changjiang came out of Yang Xinchun's postal agency and stood at the door of the office. He said, "I just got a call from Secretary Jiang, asking you to join a youth class at Yiyang Party School for one month."
"What's wrong with this? Let me go to the youth class." Hou Weidong think this QingGanBan puzzling.
"Those who can take part in youth classes are promising young people. Brother Hou, this is a good thing, hurry to prepare. " Although Gao Changjiang said this, he wondered in his heart: "What's going on? According to Jiang Youcai, Zhao Yongsheng doesn't like Hou Weidong very much. Why do you want to send him to Qinggan class again?"
Hou Weidong was preoccupied with the construction site, saying, "I'll go to the construction site at once and tell Qin Dajiang and Zeng Xiangang about the road construction."
I heard that Hou Weidong was going to the Qinggan class. Zeng Xiangang said, "Secretary Qin, invite some brothers to come to my house at noon today. We will bid farewell to the madman Hou. When the madman arrives at the Qinggan class, he will definitely become an official. Let's congratulate him first."
A villager who was moving rubble nearby said, "Leader Hou, you are a sincere person. You should have been an official a long time ago." The construction site is in full swing, and Hou Weidong has been integrated into it. He is talking and laughing with the villagers, which is very harmonious.
some villagers shouted; "Hou madman, Liu Gong is here."
When meeting Liu Wei, Hou Weidong pointed to a bend and said, "This is the biggest bend. Come and have a look, Liu Gong, and see if it meets the standard."
Qin Dajiang looked directly over Liu Wei and warmly said to the people behind him, "Secretary Gao, you are back."
There are not many leading cadres going abroad in Shangqinglin over the years. Gao Zhiyuan has the highest position, and he is the director of Shazhou Municipal People's Congress and a serious official-level cadre. This time, he went back to his hometown to sweep the grave, and did not disturb the leaders of the county party committee and county government. He went up the mountain from the path, and after sweeping the tomb back to his hometown, he came to the road construction site. At this time, wearing a jacket, he looked at the flaming labor scene in an open and casual way, and unconsciously recalled the years when the red flag was flying to repair the reservoir. He said with emotion to his entourage, Xiao Zhou, "Although many ridiculous things were done in those years, the water conservancy construction that was carried out in those years still plays an important role today. Therefore, we have to have a historical perspective. "
Gao Zhiyuan recognized Qin Dajiang and said, "You are Qin Erwa. How is your father?"
"My father left the year before last."
"let's go! Your father is in good health, and now he is only seventy years old. Why did he leave? At that time, your father was a hero. When he built the Qinglin Reservoir, he fought for seven days and seven nights with a thousand militiamen in Shanglin. " Gao Zhiyuan couldn't help sighing when he heard the old friend leave.
after seeing the rough road, Gao Zhiyuan praised, "Erwa Qin. This road was not built when I wanted to build it. You have realized my dream. "
Qin Dajiang was really kind to Hou Weidong. He understood what government officials were thinking most, so he took the opportunity to recommend to Gao Zhiyuan: "Secretary Gao, the greatest contributor to road construction is Hou Weidong. Without Hou Weidong, this road will drag on for several years. "
Gao Zhiyuan turned to look at Hou Weidong and said, "You are a newly assigned college student. I heard Liu Wei talk about you." Liu Wei is a relative of Gao Zhiyuan's family. On the occasion of National Day, Liu Wei brought some Yiyang Laoshan mushrooms to Gaos, and talked about the road construction in Shanglin by the way. Gao Zhiyuan took this matter to heart. After this grave-sweeping, he suddenly proposed to go to the scene of road repair.
Hou Weidong respectfully reported: "I graduated from the Department of Political Science and Law of Shazhou University in 1993. This year, I took part in the Yiyang Public Recruitment, got the second place in the exam, and was assigned to the Qinglin Town Government. Building roads is the wish of the cadres and the masses in Shanglin. I just run errands. "
There is no highway in Shanglin, which is an unforgettable regret for Gao Zhiyuan. I heard that a newly graduated college student actually wanted to build the Qinglin Highway, which made him appreciate it and have three doubts. He asked, "What position do you hold in the town?"
"I was assigned to Yiyang town only this year, and now I am a member of the working group of Qinglin government in Shanghai."
Gao Zhiyuan naturally understood the significance of the working group. Without saying anything, he said, "Show me the construction site." As he walked, he asked about the specific problems of road construction. Hou Weidong spent a lot of time on the construction site, knowing the construction situation and topography of the whole road by heart, and basically blurted out the questions about Gao Zhiyuan.
"You are studying politics and law. How come you are so familiar with the technology of road construction?"
"Liu Gong taught me all the business knowledge. In fact, I didn't fully grasp it. It was half a jar of water."
Although the highway grade is very low, it has basically taken shape, which makes Gao Zhiyuan very happy. He was eager to go up the mountain again, and Xiao Zhou, the accompanying Shazhou People's Congress Office, advised, "I'll just page Xiao Ai and let him drive over. If I go up the mountain again, my body will be overwhelmed."
Gao Zhiyuan waved his hand and said, "The air on this green forest mountain is fresh. Climbing it is good for your health, so you don't have to worry about me."
Gao Zhiyuan is a native of Shangqinglin, and he has worked in the mountains for many years. Along the way, road builders greeted him. And Hou Weidong this period of time, every day on the highway, get along well with the villagers who build roads, the villagers greeted him warmly, and some people shouted the nickname "Hou Madman" and made some vulgar jokes.
looking at the finished site, everyone was sweating. Seeing a lush forest in the distance, Gao Zhiyuan felt very comfortable. He said to the villagers and cadres around him, "After the road is repaired, I must come and have a look. Building a road was the wish of all cadres in Shanglin Township, and it finally became a reality in your hands. We are old and this era belongs to young people. "
Hou Weidong, thinking of the real shortage of funds for road construction, got the nerve to say, "Director Gao, the town's finances are tight. There is a gap in road construction funds, and
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