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What ancient poems have been adapted into paragraphs?

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

{Reward Li Bai}-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the Peach Blossom Pond and play (or play) without paying the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?

Wang Lun turned to:

It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.

Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?

Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:

When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:

Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.

Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!

Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:

Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.

Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:

I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.

Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.

It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.

It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.

A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!

Quiet night poem

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Li Bai opened the window.

Encountered x-rays,

I lost all my teeth.

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

In exchange for Li Bai-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?