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What is the funniest joke you have ever heard? Come and share!

Yesterday, I gave my eight-year-old son 50 yuan to buy me a box of cigarettes in the canteen. When I came back, I banged! Gave his son a mouth: "Why not buy a lighter?" Let you do one thing, you won't do two things! "I gave my son 50 yuan to buy cigarettes today. My son bought cigarettes, cigarette holders and ashtrays. The son said, "Dad, there is not enough money! If you have enough money, I'll have someone get you a gas tank! ! ! ……"