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When others are in a bad mood, we might as well coax her/him with some humorous jokes. I will share some humorous jokes with you. Come and enjoy with me.

1. God created virgins and men created women.

2. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

3. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

4. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

As long as you work hard, you shit seriously.

6. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

7. Others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, and I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

8. Looking at the lotus lantern, I found that Chang 'e is a house girl.

9. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

10. You run away with her, and I'll watch you.

1 1. At first, I was your oxygen, later, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide.

12. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

13. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what stuffing this is.

14. What are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

15. My world. No one is allowed to intervene. There you are. Please sit inside.

16. You have food in your teeth. B: I'll deduct it for you if you want to eat it.

17. I can resist everything except * *.

18. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

19. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

20. Although I am not beautiful, I am still playing with you.

2 1. You had better not hate me. There are so many people who hate me that you can't rank first.

22. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

23. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

24. Is the child born of two people with type B blood type 2b?

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Humorous jokes 1. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder, which will turn into paste when you move.

2. 14 I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them!

The wisdom of the school won't let you do whatever you want.

4. Women like bad boys, but don't like bad boys.

One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

6. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind?

7. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

8. I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

9. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day. You can eat and save money.

10. It is as difficult as eating shit and as simple as taking a shit to fulfill your promise.

1 1. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there is nothing absolute in the world.

12. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

13. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month.

14. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

15. Do girls always talk to me? Me? Hit it? Hey? I think they are implying something.

Joke 1. I think I am decadent, so I scrapped it!

I have been a student for more than ten years and have never seen any teachers.

3. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

I've been so busy recently that I can't even sleep for 16 hours. I'm depressed!

Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

In this monthly exam, in order to show my low profile, I have to hide my strength.

7. A fiery heart can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

8. You can't judge a book by its cover.

9. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

10. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?

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