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If it's funny, send a circle of friends: I feel that I haven't played well every time I quarrel.

1, always can't get a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be silly, others demand too much.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who's disgusting.

3. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

4, but gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

5. Why is this bottle of shampoo twelve yuan? Didn't you say the suggested retail price was 9.9? I don't want to accept its advice.

6, men, like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, but it is gone.

7. In the future, if someone says he refuses to kill me, he must say sorry in a cold voice. I am not interested in killing pigs.

8. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

As soon as you see how much you like the sea, you must like waves, too.

10, you haven't changed, you are still mentally retarded as always, but I like it.

1 1. I went to eat hot pot a few days ago, and then the wall in the store said: grow your own vegetables, raise your own sheep, and squeeze your own oil. Please help yourself. When I paid the bill, I said, I took the money myself, so you can rest assured to use it. Later, my boss chased me for three blocks, and my feet grew by myself. I can run anywhere I like and hope for tomorrow.

12, the sense of security is not given by others, it depends on how much you love yourself, eat and wear warm clothes, your mobile phone has electricity, and your wallet will never collapse.

13. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

14, life is like a play, and what role is what play; I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations.

15, acne is nothing, just that you are cute enough to soak.

16, stop complaining that you can't find the right person among1400 million people, and you can't find the correct answer to four multiple-choice questions.

17, I feel that I didn't fight well every time.

18, I will sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes like it.

19. You are good to me, so I can't help bullying you.

20. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

2 1, tell you a secret, don't sleep the night before the exam, otherwise, you will not be able to sleep during the exam.

I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

23. Who said that setbacks are wealth? Share it with you. Do you want it?

24. Girls who love to eat will not be too bad luck, because food will work.

25. It may not be like this if you try hard, but it must be very comfortable to give up.

26. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

After quarreling with my roommate, I regret it.

After quarreling with my roommate, I regret it. I used to love you, but who will love me now?

When everything turned pale and tears came down, I realized that everyone was at fault.

When the tears stop, I know how much my heart hurts.

I just know that today is the Double Ninth Festival, and I regret quarreling with my mother. I wish my parents good health!

5. When fashion loves novelty, others love labels.

Psychologically speaking, if a person loves to laugh, it means that he is very sad. If a person can sleep well, it means that he is lonely.

7. I dreamed of quarreling with my mother last night, and I regret it since I woke up. Fortunately, this is just a dream.

8. Loneliness in the middle of the night makes the deepest vulnerability in the bones pour out of control.

9. You know, I was a little naive, a little stupid, a little clumsy and a little ignorant, so I misjudged you. There are a lot of adults. Don't dispute with me. Forgive me this time, will you?

10. In the face of friendship, there is no winning or losing. Once the winners and losers are separated, it is time for friendship to break down.

1 1. I'm slow to catch up, but I never want to give up on you.

12. Do I have the deepest despair, that is, you know your own desires, but you have to turn a deaf ear.

13. Even if it is trampled by the iron hoof of fate, it stubbornly grows its own roots and buds.

14. If you send a message to someone who likes you, he will reply you with 5000 words. If you send 5000 words to someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply.

15. The sun is shining, showing off whether you are not as lonely as the clear sky.

16. Missing burns in memory, and you can only choose to put it down when you can't reach it with your hands.

17. People will ask about you as soon as they see me. So, the last thing I want is for you to leave me.

18. Perhaps the best choice is to leave and let the other person calmly adjust.

19. When you are sad, everyone is the same, regardless of gender. You are often exhausted, but you have the pressure and responsibility that you can't unload. Sometimes, my mind is full of difficulties and I can't say it.

20. If you want to have it, you must learn to lose it first, so as not to be scarred every time.

After quarreling with my roommate, I regret it. Copy 2 2 1. Understanding is a bridge with roads at both ends. Without a bridge, the road is broken. Tolerance is an umbrella, under which is warmth. Without an umbrella, the world would be very cold. You are my other half. I am incomplete without you.

22. If he loves you, all his friends know you.

23. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are alive, while people are alive.

24. When we love a person, his shortcomings are insignificant. Only when love fades, his shortcomings always test our conscience and patience like a poor relative of a rich man.

25. Precious friendship is hard to maintain, and friendship breaks down in minutes!

26. One-sided waiting, gentle temptation, but something is still missing.

27. It's not my fault to fall in love with you. I can't decide whether to have you or lose you, but I love you!

28. Her tears wet the pillow towel, emphasizing that she has no regrets. Finally, I'll give you another drink. It used to be dust-free. Don't worry.

29. Watching my son cry himself to sleep, I wonder if I am a failed mother! And a failed daughter! Today, I quarreled with my mother and beat my son! Regret and anger! A depressing night!

30. The boudoir is a world of quarrels yesterday. Today, we have the cheek to review and make up lessons! I wish you the rest of your life. You're joking, I'm laughing, so just stay with each other.

3 1. Don't impart your most touching emotional intelligence to people who don't love you.

32. Someone will still be nice to you, so that you don't have to travel around the world.

We just need to work hard. Anyway, running is much better than sitting still

I really want to be born again. I hope my parents don't spoil me too much when I was a child. My mother and I always quarreled, which caused both of us to cry and then regretted saying those words. I don't feel sensible yet. I always seem to be an ignorant child in front of my parents.

35. When I was a child, I couldn't help quarreling with my mother, and then I regretted it more than anyone else.

36. Whether you are happy or not, the Lantern Festival is today, neither early nor late; Do you know that my concern is here, neither more nor less; Whether you look at it or not, whether you come or not, my blessing is here.

37. Please accept my sincere apology ... Sorry.

Stop it, how can you be with someone who always wants to leave you?

39. It turns out that commitment is just a means to win people's hearts.

40. I can't sweet talk, but it doesn't mean I don't love you; I don't know how to please you, but it doesn't mean I don't care about you. Stupid me always makes you angry, but I really care about you. I'm sorry!

I had a quarrel with my roommate and felt very regretful. Copy 3 4 1. I regret it so much that I quarreled with my mother early in the morning.

42. If one day you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to leave and teach you to cherish it!

43. Being with you is my blessing. I blame my carelessness for making you angry. Now I sincerely apologize to you. I want you to calm down. I hope you can make up with me. I wish you more and more beautiful!

44. The good things in life suddenly disappear, leaving only despair.

45. Fall in love with someone who can't be together.

46. Ten went the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Only I can and can only believe in myself.

47. The Buddha said that from self-forgetting to self-absence, that is the manifestation of Zen.

48. Youth is like fireworks. It's thrilling, but it's also short enough to make people cry.

49. At midnight in the desert, there are only shadows, and the street lamps in the distance lengthen that melancholy. However, there is no one in sight. Bitterness and helplessness cater to the sadness flowing through the fingers, and a little bit is scattered at the foot.

50. When youth is gone, time is hard to stay; Love is gone, but it is really hard to accept; Don't let Bai Yunfei, don't let the truth pay off; Your tenderness is my waiting in this life, forgive me! Love you forever and never look back, forget how you can!

5 1. Will you be sad if I say that my love for you is gone?

You knew I would be sad, but you did it anyway.

53. A familiar figure on the street corner can make me sad for so long.

54. Where there is hope, there is disappointment. When you grow up, you learn to understand that there will always be countless small disappointments in life; That's a disappointment to others, and it's also a disappointment to myself. Anyway, don't let these tiny disappointments crush my hopes, don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be too hard on those who love you so much. There are a lot of unfairness and helplessness he feels when he is with you, and the most important one is probably dissatisfaction with fame and fortune. For example, through your efforts, you can completely change the status quo, but the past remains the same; With your education, you can evaluate the professional title, but you don't; You can be promoted through your talents. You still care about me. Listen to our memories, remember our memories, you can't be cruel.

Please bring your own toiletries. If you forget to bring your yard, you can provide it for a fee.

Please don't mention the past. Sadness will heal itself.

57. If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry I really don't lack it.

58. When most people can't cry, they always feel wronged if they can't let it go. But I always feel useless when I cry.

59. If I wait any longer, I will be old. Goodbye, gentle you, gentle name.

60. Seeing that you can do it, you can't do anything. Who says it's just a little effort? I think it's just futile.

Sentences suitable for making your girlfriend happy after quarreling (60 selected sentences)

After a quarrel, it is suitable to amuse your girlfriend. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. So I like you, not on a whim, nor because I don't agree with you.

I don't know when to start. I can't live without you.

There is no special reason to love someone, just because you are you.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me, so stop studying. Forev

I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others.

I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.

7. After a long time, I will get tired of everything except loving you.

8. The story is long and the ending is short. The story begins with me and ends with you. Give an ending and marry me.

9. I have no ambition, I just want you.

10. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

1 1. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

12. I don't allow you to be elegant, not warm and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

13. Lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

14. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take good care of yourself for me.

15. I love you, please believe me, I can't promise to do my best, but I will try my best to do better.

16. There is always a place and a person that moves you and makes you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

17. Only you know my world.

18. How nice it is to meet now!

19. You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't have the heart to share it with anyone.

20. No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... all I want is you. ...

After a quarrel, it is suitable to amuse your girlfriend. 2 1. Some things can easily become inertia, just like playing games without stopping to lie down, you don't want to get up. If I like you, I won't want to let go.

22. Do you think if one day you become unattractive and old-fashioned, will I stop loving you? When one day you are ten years older, the world is ten years older, and I am ten years older, don't be afraid that you are old. No matter when and what you look like, I love you, whether you are 50 or 50, whether I am 60 or 60.

23. The three happiest words in the world are: together.

24. If you feel tired, turn around and hide in my arms. Even though I am younger than you and my arms are not big enough and warm enough, I will try my best to hold you tight and will not let go of my hand. I will be very gentle with you.

25. There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately.

26. You always ask me what I like about you and why I like you. I just like you, like your eyes, like your mouth, like your ears, like your cheeks, like your outline, like yours, as long as it is yours, I like it. I like you for no reason or reason, just like the earth goes around the sun, which is what it is.

27. As long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is.

28. My thoughts evaporated into clouds, and then it rained, but I couldn't bear to get wet.

29. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

The road of life is very long. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.

3 1. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

32. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!

33. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

34. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

As long as I love you, I want nothing more.

I love you until the end of the world.

37. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

38. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!

39. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

40. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

42. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and the narrow space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

43. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, so I must be crazy!

45. Sir, if possible, I want to turn into the spring breeze in March, with a little peach blossom fragrance, and suddenly jump into your arms.

46. Love is the love between you and me, caring for each other, holding your hand and growing old together!

47. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background.

48. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you!

49. I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!

50. You are the only one for me.

5 1. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

52. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

53. Today, I will package and send you "happiness, happiness, wishful thinking and my apologies". I hope you can rest assured. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I accidentally hurt you. I'm sorry!

As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not. ?

I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense You can sleep if you are allowed to sleep. Get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!

56. We met in the world of mortals, held hands in the wind and rain, and walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this feeling.

57. I miss you day and night.

58. Who can say for sure? It may be the first time I met you, it may be the first time you smiled at me, or it may be the time when you studied hard.

59. You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

Sixty copywriting articles that husband and wife calmly find regret after quarreling.

After the quarrel, the husband and wife calmly found that they regretted it (part one) 1. Knowing that love will hurt us to pieces, we still keep looking.

It turns out that I am the only one between us who is whimsical.

I am most afraid that I have decided not to have you in my life, but I suddenly receive your letter.

You hold her sad, I don't even have the courage to cry!

You know, I'm a little naive, a little stupid, a little clumsy and a little ignorant, so I misjudged you. There are a lot of adults. Don't dispute with me. Forgive me this time, will you?

Only by learning to be brave can you become strong.

7. People don't take you seriously, and you are still so sentimental.

8. When you know that a relationship can't last, it's nothing.

You really don't have many friends in your life. Try to cherish them so that you won't regret it. Cherish it, my friend

10. The rain stopped and the air became fresher. Our love should also become transparent.

1 1. What brothers don't talk every day? When you are in trouble, brothers will help you at all costs.

12. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for emergency treatment.

13. The beauty of the past is just the past, and the beauty of the present is just a play.

14. I used to love you, but who will love me now?

15. I'm sorry that you finally learned not to remember me.

16. When the tears stop, I know how much my heart hurts.

17. There are thousands of men and women in Qian Qian who are not used to walking together; You and I know each other, and we are soul mates. If you lose your temper over a trifle, you will break up with me! Send a text message to apologize, what you said is true, please forgive me, and don't be angry again!

18. Silence is a sign of love.

19. If he loves you, all his friends know you.

20. The person who worries most after marriage is that her mother is afraid of her loneliness and regrets that she always quarreled with her mother before.

After a quarrel, husband and wife calmly look for regret (Part II) 2 1. If you pretend, you can keep people from getting hurt.

22. Without you, the world is vast and I am the only one alone.

23. Being with you is my blessing. I blame my carelessness for making you angry. Now I sincerely apologize to you. I want you to calm down. I hope you can make up with me. I wish you more and more beautiful!

24. Do I have the deepest despair, that is, you know your own desires, but you should turn a deaf ear.

I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to turn around, waiting for you to like me, waiting for you to grow up with me.

26. When everything has passed, the most embarrassing thing is that it is as clear as yesterday.

27. I thought I could do it alone, but I found it hard to be alone.

28. I can love you, I can spoil you, and I can leave you. Don't always think that I can't live without you. I have dignity, too Don't always hurt me. I used to be sincere to you. I thought we had a bright future, but everything you did made me give up completely. I had to give up completely.

29. I don't mean to forget, but to miss that exaggerated sadness. Can't sleep, can't eat. Now I'm back in my old life, hiding you in my heart.

30. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.

3 1. It turns out that eyes can deceive people.

32. I started every topic and I ended every sentence. It turns out that if you don't pay, you will get something back. It turns out that missing is really missing.

33. My mother and I had a quarrel, didn't we? I regret it after the quarrel. My temper is really going to change! Feel troubled/worried/uneasy

I don't look up at the Ferris wheel because happiness is too far away from me.

35. Ten suns will not give up warming the world. Every time I feel sad and anxious, I can't solve any problems, but only make the situation worse.

36. It's really cold. It smells like autumn.

37. My willfulness and unreasonable behavior towards you have long been abandoned in the lonely street with your boredom.

38. Perhaps the ending without ending is the best ending.

39. I regret writing my name in my palm, but I can't express your heart.

40. Always quarreling with you always makes you feel helpless. But never gave up on me. But every time we quarrel, we regret it. Why bother? I love you.

Copywriting of husband and wife calmly looking for regrets after quarreling (Chapter III) 4 1. What do you think is the responsibility? You think the responsibility is to be together all your life and throw some money at home. The real responsibility is to care about the feelings of the people you love every minute.

42. Where there is hope, there is disappointment. When you grow up, you learn to understand that there will always be countless small disappointments in life; That's a disappointment to others, and it's also a disappointment to myself. Anyway, don't let these tiny disappointments crush my hopes, don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be too hard on those who love you so much. There are a lot of unfairness and helplessness he feels when he is with you, and the most important one is probably dissatisfaction with fame and fortune. For example, through your efforts, you can completely change the status quo, but the past remains the same; With your education, you can evaluate the professional title, but you don't; You can be promoted through your talents. You still care about me. Listen to our memories, remember our memories, you can't be cruel.

43. Emotion is the cheapest thing. Let bygones be bygones.

44. Ten went the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Only I can and can only believe in myself.

45. One-sided waiting, gentle temptation, but something is still missing.

46. It seems that all the colors have been lost.

47. Chatting with people, you stare at your mobile phone for a long time, and people wait for a long time to reply. Are you stupid?

48. Men tend to become arrogant when they are rich, and women tend to become strong when they are rich.

49. Those who can't go back to the past are dissipated in every loss. Gradually stop thinking about it.

50. Every time I call my mother, I have to say a lot of things that I want to quarrel with and then regret. Every time I call my father and hear his voice, I think they are homesick and want to cry, which may be poisonous.

5 1. Someone will still be nice to you, so you don't have to accompany you everywhere.

52. I had a quarrel with my mother today, yelled and regretted crying. I feel so unfilial. I know I was wrong, but I don't apologize. I feel terrible. I want to express, but will she understand or be sorry for mom? I love you and hope you understand me.

53. Don't regret after leaving, and don't recover after your heart is dead.

54. When prosperity dies, all that remains is sadness everywhere.

55. Although the cold war was in a bad mood. But I saw my husband go home for dinner at night and fry beans tonight. My heart is still warm. A strange smile appeared on his face. My heart is sunny, although sometimes I feel sad, but happiness is casual.

56. I dreamed of quarreling with my mother last night, and I regret it since I woke up. Fortunately, this is just a dream.

57. Watching my son cry himself to sleep, I wonder if I am a failed mother! And a failed daughter! Today, I quarreled with my mother and beat my son! Regret and anger! A depressing night!

58. My best friend actually lost face to me because he quarreled with his partner. I am really angry and sad, but there is also a feeling that a girl in my family has grown up and finally there is an old cabbage at home.

59. I regret it so much that I quarreled with my mother early in the morning.

60. Unfortunately, moving is not love.