Crosstalk (short)

Crosstalk creation: so packaged (co-written by two people)

(Party A and Party B come on stage at the same time, bowing)

B: This kind of cross talk is the art of language.

A: (Interrupting A) No ... Wait a minute, wait a minute. I said, Brother Bo, before we talk about cross talk, you know the audience applauded so warmly just now. Is this applause for you or for me?

Of course, applause is for us.

A: No.

B: No? Then tell me who this applause is for.

A: This is for you.

Oh? Playing drums for me? I didn't expect me to be so popular. Thank you all. Thank you.

A: That's right. As soon as you step onto the stage, the audience will applaud you.

Oh, you mean the audience booed me just now?

A: Ah.

B: Why?

A: Why? Don't you feel it?

B: No.

Your packaging and your appearance.

Is there anything wrong with my appearance? I think I look good to the audience.

A: Look at you. Ah, is this a costume?

What happened to my costume?

A: The style is old, the color is dim, and it is obviously not properly matched. Look at your face again.

B: Huh?

You see, Tang Yin is black and mentally exhausted. His eyes are big, but they are dull. He is not short, but his waist is like a bucket, his legs are like steel rings, his eyes are like two bells, his mouth is like a blood basin and his voice is like thunder.

Why do I sound like a cow in our village?

A: In a word, people are thinner than yellow flowers and their faces are blacker than coal. China's five thousand years of vicissitudes and sufferings are written on your face.

B: That's what I am.

A: It will be different if you look at me again. No more shocking than not knowing, than being scared.

B: Yes, you are very creative and courageous-it's scary enough.

She is ruddy and full of energy. Her eyes are small, but they are quite energetic. She is not tall, but she looks well-proportioned. In the popular words, everyone loves her.

B: the car crashed! You hang hydrangeas at the door of the toilet.

What do you mean?

B: It stinks.

A: Hi ~ Do you know why there is such a big gap?

I don't know

A: Good at packaging. Packaging is very popular in society now. You know, this man depends on clothes, and beautiful women rely on beautiful clothes.

Oh, I see. Then give us an example.

All right. You see, once a barber shop was packaged, it became a hairdressing city now.

Yes, the restaurant was packaged into a big hotel.

A: A photo studio becomes a photo studio as soon as it is packaged.

B: The higher the building, the higher the price.

A: As soon as the steamed stuffed bun is packaged, it becomes a food city, and as soon as the bathhouse is packaged, it becomes a sauna city.

B: Hey.

A: Many things are also packaged.

Tell me about it.

For example, what's the name of the bread with sausages?

B: Small three one packages, and you become a secretary.

A: Also, when eating in a hotel, there will be more packaging. A dish of radish is called a gathering of heroes, and the palace jade liquid is actually Erguotou washed with boiling water, and …

B: OK, OK ... I see. Too many bags is not good.

A: As the saying goes, a person who sells a piece of leather has a face, so I suggest you change it quickly.

B: Why change your skin?

A: No, no, it's a change of packaging.

B: Why should I change the packaging?

A: Look, look, this concept doesn't work. Now is the era of eyeball economy, so you should always pay attention to attracting people's attention. We students should also know how to package ourselves, be good at selling ourselves, and have this sense of marketization and internationalization.

B: That's right. Then how should you package this cross talk?

A: According to common sense, this commodity is usually packaged from the name first.

B: goods? Then can you tell me whether my product belongs to non-staple food or department store?

A: You belong to the category of daily necessities.

What do you mean by daily necessities?

A: The types of daily groceries are called daily necessities.

B: Oh.

What's your name?

B: Oh, you give me the name of the set meal first. Sure, my name is Laibo.

A: That's too bad.

What do you mean ugly?

A: How can a crosstalk performer call that name! The name should be louder The name is the most important. Do you know why our "Haier" in China is so famous abroad?

I don't know

A: It's because of the good name Haier Haier. How to greet foreigners when they meet?

Who doesn't know? We greeted each other as soon as we met.

A: Listen, hi, Haier, Herdo is creative and international.

B: Oh, no wonder my neighbor's cat changed its name the day before yesterday. It is no longer called "Qiang Hui".

A: That's called-

B: It's called Xiao Qiang.

A: That is, you should have an international awareness. Today, the name of the package I gave you is guaranteed to be nice and loud, making you popular all over the city.

Really? What's my name?

A: Laibo, Laibo ... Let's call it Boqi.

Oh, I'm a driver?

A: No, didn't someone call ostrovsky once? There is also a man named Lewinsky.

B: No, that name is already taken. Very vulgar. Change it, the foreign-style one.

A: Oh, how about Laibo? com？

B: Yes. com？

A: The modern Internet is so developed that I don't know how many people come online every day. Your click-through rate is very high. If you change your name to this name, it will definitely make your name rush out of Asia and spread all over the world.

B: Oh, this is good, this is good, a great man was born. (doing actions)

A: But then again, you still won't live long after packaging your name. The name is loud, you must have meaning.

B: Then what should we do?

A: The performance form of crosstalk should also be packaged.

Oh? How to package the performance form of cross talk?

A: Crosstalk performances usually stand in front of the microphone as we did at first, and then I began to say that this cross talk is an art of language.

B: Pay attention to speaking, learning and singing.

A: As long as it can bring joy to everyone.

B: that's our happiest.

A: But we have talked for a long time. If you are unhappy,

B: Unhappy? Then I'm ... speechless

Tell me, is this okay?

It's not new at all.

A: Good at packaging. For the same word, if accompanied by music.

B: That's a cross talk with music.

(When the music starts, the lights dim)