Korean jokes about playing mahjong

Look at you Koreans. You are handsome and attractive. Everyone loves you and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and an animal among animals. And according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but when you grew up, you loved it. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "

The way you look, look at your back, you are in a hurry, and you scare away millions of heroes as soon as you turn your head. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads. Really, species extinction is all because of you! Hey! By the way, were you vomited three times when you were born and only caught twice? I find it incredible that you can live so long! Stop staring! Take a rag home and plant the land quickly! Stop scaring people and resign, auntie.

Are you a dung ball that was once rolled by a little retarded dog, a cockroach that was adopted by a mentally retarded master in Shaolin Temple, and is known as pear flower over begonia? If you die of anger, I shouldn't take responsibility! You can also save a little oxygen and food. . . What a pity to bury his land! When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look at you, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and animals, and according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but when you grew up, your grandmother didn't hurt, and your uncle didn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "