A sketch performed by four or three people! ! ! (primary school)

Four and a half sentences from the Alumni Association

1 Grade 3 L is the monitor, and there is 1 class monitor before 2.

Set a good example everywhere. Class 2, Grade 3, stay close.

Keywords quality education, moral, intellectual and physical beauty, joint efforts of teachers and students,

All for the sake of class cohesion, catching up with the advanced and doing well,

-No! -strive for the first place!

Class 3 students are lucky, and Class 4 in Grade 3 has more potential.

Teachers' teaching level is high. There must be a dragon hiding and a tiger lying down.

Take the lead in setting an example, be neither arrogant nor impetuous, and consolidate stable and good results.

If you are not impatient when you encounter setbacks, you must learn flexibly by your brain.

-Catch up! -Fight hard!

5 is very lively. Class 6, Grade 5, Class 3, Grade 6 is really good.

Winning the championship belongs to me. Get through the SARS crisis.

Rich in talent, strong in ability and quick in all subjects.

Unity and mutual assistance, stability, unity and facing the future,

-Come on! -Stride!

Class 7, Grade 3, well done, Class 8, Class 8 are moving forward collectively.

Learn from each other, one-on-one Study hard and have stamina.

Cadres have a strong exemplary role and are among the best in various evaluations.

The whole class followed closely, and the teachers and students worked together.

One by one! Strive for the best!

9 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Class 9, 10, 10 has the strength to learn.

Smart, positive and first-class, I still have to exercise well.

Take your hand out at the critical moment. 30 points in the senior high school entrance examination is sports.

Unfortunately, teachers and students are competitive and have poor grades.

-Riveting strength! Don't be slutty!

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Bush: There are ways to bully Ia.

Blair: Love that, take that.

Bin Laden: Annan doesn't care.

Saddam Hussein: Black Whistle

Bush: Sitting on Air Force One.

Blair: I am beautiful in my heart. Smile.

Bin Laden: The presidential election is coming.

Saddam Hussein: Count the votes.

Bush: I have an aircraft carrier and a cannon.

Blair: Let's just fool around.

Bin Laden: I want to catch you both.

Saddam Hussein: I am Gao.

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: There's been a lot of trouble recently.

Blair: Biological weapons are hard to find.

Bin Laden: I heard it will take a hundred years.

Saddam Hussein: I'd rather

Bush: Bin Laden's crimes have been condemned by the whole world.

Blair: Dare to provoke the United States and Britain?

Bin Laden: Heroes don't eat short-term losses.

Saddam Hussein: I run

Bush: American and British imperialism are good.

Blair: Never stop fooling around.

Bin Laden: Cut you two into pieces.

Saddam Hussein: I bake.

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: National security protects you.

Blair: It's always men who stand by.

Bin Laden: There is no discussion about the plane hitting you.

Saddam Hussein: Super.

Bush: The poker chase didn't see the king.

Blair: Help hunt down bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden: Living in the mountains and deserts.

Saddam Hussein: Hide.

Bush: Counter-terrorism spans four oceans.

Blair: A warship that travels around the world.

Bin Laden: I advise you two to be reasonable.

Saddam Hussein: Surrender

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: The Middle East and West Asia are really sunny.

Blair: Let's sell ten thousand barrels of oil.

Bin Laden: Didn't bomb your building, didn't rob his oil.

Saddam Hussein: Rogue

Bush: Don't be strange to your brother.

Blair: The United States and Britain have joined hands to become sworn friends.

Bin Laden: The weather forecast is bad information.

Saddam Hussein: Stop eating.

Bush: Fight terrorism mercilessly.

Blair: I feel helpless at home and abroad.

Bin Laden: I remember that sooner or later.

Saddam Hussein: Paying off debts

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

It's spring again, and the hall on the second floor is very lively, and the teachers get together. It's good.

Praise our leaders first. The SARS epidemic came in turn, and the headquarters was self-sufficient and drove them away.

The development of the school is self-centered, innovative in education and teaching, pioneering and enterprising, striving for the first place.

Safety education always says that family planning is implemented well every day, which is really bragging.

There is a new atmosphere in the new year. It's great that the headmaster sets an example everywhere and takes the lead.

If you praise the teacher for his high knowledge, you can't ask him for a thousand times, as long as you learn and really teach.

Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and have nothing to look at the moon. It's really round.

After sending away one session after another, my black hair is getting more and more white, and my life is like a dream, which is really spiritual.

I received flowers on Teacher's Day, and I left a message on Christmas Day. Peaches and plums are very fragrant and sweet.

The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has students in his heart. He loves the campus and has real feelings.

1. The program has only been on for a while, and the four of us are standing on the stage. With gongs and drums, it's even worse!

College life is so novel, you have to rely on yourself. Glory used to stand aside and learn from scratch.

3. The dormitory environment is really good, microwave oven and rice cooker. There's only one thing I can't stand, smelly feet

4. Sleep in the middle of the night, talk nonsense and cheat. Mental state is a word, Kang!

There are quite a few small dishes in Peking University, including noodles and stir-fried dishes. What if I forget to bring my meal card? Eat seasoning!

6. It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is underworld. A steamed bread is half pulled. It is really dark!

7. The campus hospital is a little small and the service attitude is not very good. There are not many kinds of drugs, so it is best not to get sick!

8. Recruiting new students in clubs is really lively, and new students are treasures. Only one thing is missing. Throw money!

9. Some students are really tired, and the clubs are all waiting in line. You get soft halfway, lie down and sleep!

10. Peking University Network is really a dish, and its name is Broadband. How much is an international night? 900 yuan!

1 1. Online course selection is really difficult, Monday to Friday. What if I can't log in? F5！

12. There are many computer games, and Warcraft is a big pineapple against terrorism. I forget to do my homework every time I pat my head in class!

13. There are many thieves in Peking University. They run back and forth at both ends every three days. What is the security guard doing? Sleep!

14. It is common to walk around the unnamed lake in pairs. Hide in the shade, shh! Don't look.

15. Double dormitory, both men and women are not tired. Bitter in the heart, money is too expensive!

16. The university has no taste and dozes off in music chat. What should I do if my homework is not good? Roger that.

17. I regret leaving school. My efforts in previous years were in vain. Do it again, and you won't return it!

18. Book prices are soaring, materials are expensive, homework is heavy, and learning is tiring. Burn wax and stay up late to make up the exam, memorize it!

19. Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is beautiful. What a pity that I didn't do well in the exam!

20. Many teachers are really good, but some are working. What if I'm not ready for class? That's bullshit！

2 1. Some students are so good that they go to class before dawn. The police put up some tables. Sit down!

22. Some general elections are really good, so hurry and get seated. No one came into the classroom, only schoolbags.

23. Graduation distribution is really difficult, and you have to pay for going out across provinces. There is also a good way out, postgraduate entrance examination!

24. The world of life is infinite, and a bright future lies ahead. Recalling the history of honor and disgrace in those years, thank Yanyuan!

25. What we say is not quite right, and we have to offend people. Now we must be ready to retreat!

Just after the spring outing, the four of us stood on the stage. With gongs and drums, it's even worse!

Cock the horn early in the morning instead of doing exercises and sleeping in. Finally up, slacker!

I opened my schoolbag and rummaged for a while before I realized that my homework was not finished. Secretly looking at the head teacher, so miserable!

English is like listening to a gobbledygook. Just play games. What a pity to think about the desire to start school!

Suddenly I heard music, so I ran to the playground. Stretch your arms and kick, fun!

Eye exercises are more fun. Scratch your ears and be the Monkey King. Then my eyes are not good, no matter!

Recess is my place, chasing and playing frolicking arhats. Noisy, your majesty!

Lunch break is my paradise, and I am allowed to rest in all directions. Take a break and watch your homework, idiot!

I have no energy in class in the afternoon, and the desk just makes the bed. The nap class is over, so annoying!

I never do cleaning, so deducting points has nothing to do with me. Then there is no way out, help!

Day after day, time is about to shine What should I do if I have poor grades and poor performance?

Students should study hard and win glory for their classes. Parents call the teacher to talk, unforgettable!

There are rules for school grades, which we should remember and not forget. One-day routine, do it!

Civilized manners have examples, and learning examples are ahead. There are many difficulties on the way to school, I rush!

Everyone loves the elegant environment, and the civilized campus is my home. Create an excellent class group and win glory!

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There are so many beautiful senior sisters, all of whom are very capable and smart. You will see it in two months-sister-in-law!

What should I do when cooking in the canteen? Attracting the opposite sex cannot be wrong. If you find the wrong owner-half a spoon!

Chat in the computer room, ask about nationality and meeting, and then ask about the place in Iraq-next to it!

Standing in line outside the computer room, the sweaty sea of people finally stepped forward-power failure!

Three people wear a pair of trousers, and the dormitory will achieve mass production. When it is washed, we should act together-get out of the way!

Before the exam, the classroom stepped on the spot, the cheat sheet filled the table, and the teacher fainted-change classes!

Everyone carries a mobile phone around his waist, and hangs up as soon as the bell rings. Hang up and see what he's looking for-a public phone!

Dormitory love, boys keep mice and girls keep rabbits, and change jobs after three days-crossing!

College life is really good, and no one is noisy when playing every day. What if there is no job? -Forget it!

That night, I went to fetch water and ran into a man who thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what they were doing-kissing!

Running in the student union every day, doing everything by myself and leaving home-quite successful.

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Three sentences and a half on campus

The drummer knocked at the door.

Walk on stage in high spirits.

What if one person is missing?

I'll do it (running from the edge of the stage)!

Let's say three and a half sentences,

Nonsense, big and small,

Don't shout when you come,

-Give me the money!

There are many exams in Weill's Ministry.

Exams make everyone tremble,

Why is this?

-Stop it!

There are many mobile phones in foreign-related centers.

Call all the way,

Take it out if you need anything,

-Contact!

There are many beautiful women in the variety department.

Seems untouchable,

What if you want to get close?

Dating!

There are many educational notices,

Teaching management has the courage to explore,

Students are afraid to enter when they come.

-afraid of approval!

Basic department, amazing,

The number of directors ranks first,

What's this, boss?

-Old Ben!

Ordinary employees are not afraid of hardships.

Covered in mud,

They are all great people,

talk nonsense

The handsome guy in the experimental department is really good.

A specialty can make people love,

When I came home from work,

Cooking!

Working in the general department is very good,

We often take the principal's car,

Sometimes you can call,

pay one's own expenses

Teaching is not easy,

Work hard, talk less,

How to deal with violations of school discipline,

-Shoot.

Teacher Gao Fu is very motivated.

The burden of continuing education is shouldered,

Hard work and skilled work,

..... A trick!

The happy event of engineering school,

You can't have too much good news,

The work next year will surpass this year.

-Insurance!

Today we welcome the new year,

The headmaster invited us to a restaurant.

Wuliangye Moutai drinks casually,

That's bullshit！

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Funny three and a half sentences-God and me

God gave me a pair of feet,

Teach me how to stand still,

But I only learned

-Run away.

God gave me a straight back,

Teach me how to persevere,

But I only learned

-Show off.

God gave me a pair of hands,

Teach me how to create,

But I only learned

-Begging.

God gave me a pair of eyes,

Teach me how to find the answer,

But I only learned

-Just a quick glance.

God gave me a brain,

Teach me how to think,

But I only learned

-Sleep.

God gave me a mouth,

Teach me how to shout slogans,

But I only learned

-Interesting.

God shook his whole body violently,

-Faint ...