Classic Quotations of the Leading Actor in I am Legend

Dan's mother: How can you just sit there? My son is dying.

How can you sit there? My son is dying.

House: If I eat standing up, I will spill it.

If I eat standing up, I spill it.

Luke: Is this a good hospital?

Is this hospital good?

House: It depends on what you mean by "good". I like these chairs.

It depends on your definition of a good hospital. I like the chairs here.

Dr foreman: isn't treating patients the reason why we become doctors?

Isn't treating patients the reason why we become doctors?

No, treating diseases is why we become doctors. Treating patients is the cause of pain for most doctors.

No, treating diseases is the reason why we become doctors, and saving lives is the root of doctors' pain.

Dr Wilson: I love my wife.

I love my wife.

House: Of course you like to say that.

Of course, you like to say that.

The patient said he could talk to God, and then House said his problems should be in his head.

Chase said it was just a religious belief.

House: You talk to God. You are religious. God talks to you, you are insane.

When you talk to God, it's faith; when God talks to you, it's mental illness.

House: But I have a theory. There is a chemical that, if ingested, will lead to a sharp rise in a person's estrogen level.

I have a theory that a drug can cause the patient's estrogen level to rise sharply.

Bill: What's this?

What is that?

House: It's called ... estrogen.

We call it ... estrogen.

Dr. foreman: 10-year-old children don't have heart disease. This must be a mistake.

10 children will not get heart disease. There must be something wrong.

House: Yes. The simplest explanation is that she is 40 years old and lied about her age. Maybe it's an actress who insists hard.

Yes, the simplest answer is that she lied about her age. She is actually forty years old. Maybe she is an actress.

One patient is an ambitious black senator.

House: You won't be president anyway-they don't call it the White House because it's painted.

You can't be president in any case. The White House is called the White House, not only because it is painted white.

House: People don't want a sick doctor.

People don't like sick doctors.

Dr. Wilson: That's fair. I don't like healthy patients.

This is fair. I don't like healthy patients either.

Oh, Cameron, I need you for a few hours.

Cameron, do you have a minute?

Dr Cameron: What's the matter?

what's up

Dr foreman: when you break into a house, you'd better have a white chick with you.

It's safer to have a white woman with you when you break into the house.

House: What kind of doctor do you prefer-a doctor who held your hand when you died, or a doctor who ignored you when you got better? I think it will be especially bad to have a doctor who ignores you when you die.

What kind of doctor do you prefer-the doctor who accompanied you when you died, or the doctor who ignored you when you got better? I guess what you hate most is not talking to your doctor when you are dying.

House: Another reason why I don't like seeing patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

Another reason why I don't like meeting patients is that if they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

Dr Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you won't kiss a little ass?

You can cheat and cheat in order to get the result you want. Why can't you kiss up to a little?

House: Well, we all have our limitations.

Well, people always have shortcomings.

House: No, there is no fine line between love and hate. Every 20 feet between love and hate, there is an armed sentry Great Wall in China.

There is not only a thin line between love and hate. China Great Wall with ten steps, one post, five steps and one whistle.

House: Raise your arm. You have parasites.

Raise your hand, you have parasites in your body.

Jill: Like a worm or something?

You mean things like tapeworms?

House: Lie down and lift your sweater. You can put down your arm.

Lift up your sweater, lie down and put your hands down.

Jill: Can you do something?

Can you get rid of it?

House: Only about a month. After that, except in a few states, removal is illegal.

In most States, it is illegal to remove this parasite for more than a month.

Jill: Illegal?

Illegal?

House: Don't worry. Many women have learned to embrace this parasite. They named it, dressed it in small clothes and arranged for it to play with other parasites. ...

Don't worry, many women will like their parasite, give it a name, dress it and let it play with other parasites.

Jill: Game day …

House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

Its eyes are the same as yours (this lady is pregnant)

Dr. House: The most successful marriages are based on lies. You made a good start.

A successful marriage is based on lies, and you have made a good start.

Dr Wilson: I'm still surprised that you are in the same room with a patient.

I'm surprised you're still in the same room with the patient.

House: People won't bother me until they have teeth.

I'm not afraid of a toothless little guy.

House: It turns out that your best judgment is not good enough. I have an idea-next time, use mine.

It turns out that your most certain diagnosis is still not good enough. How's this? Try my idea next time.

House: As long as you try to be a good person, you can do anything you want.

As long as you try your best, it means that you can do anything you want.

Dr. Wilson: As long as you don't work hard, you can say whatever you want.

You can say anything you want as long as you don't try your best.

House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!

So the two of us can do anything and say anything together, and we can rule the world together!

House: You told me that you didn't change your diet or exercise. Are you lying?

Were you lying when you told me that you didn't change your diet?

Samantha: Lying?

Lying?

House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?

Does your husband have hypertension?

Samantha: My husband?

My husband?

House: Yes, look, if you want to repeat everything I say, this conversation will take twice as long.

Well, you see, if you repeat everything I say, this conversation will take twice as long.

House: What's her name? When can I meet her?

What's her name? When can I see her? (questioning Wilson's appointment)

Dr Wilson: No one! Give it up!

Stop guessing, there is no such thing.

House: You say no, but your shoes say yes.

You said no, but your shoes told you the truth (Wilson has a beautiful new pair of shoes)

Dr Wilson: They are French. You can't believe a word they say.

They are French goods. You can't believe a word the French say.

Dr foreman: why are you riding on me?

Why are you so mean to me?

House: This is my job. Has it gotten worse recently?

I have always been like this. Have I gone bad recently?

Dr foreman: yes. In my opinion.

For me, yes.

House: Really? Well, that rules out race. You were still so dark last week.

Really? Then it is definitely not the cause of racial discrimination. You are as black as last week.

Dr Cameron: I'll look into it.

I'll check this out.

Dr foreman: I'll call.

I'm going to make a phone call.

Dr. Chase: I'll keep the child alive. At least for a while.

I'll keep the baby alive. At least temporarily.

House: I'm going to have lunch.

I'm going to have lunch. ......

Dr Foreman: the child is taking AP calculus exam, and suddenly he feels sick and confused.

The child suddenly felt sick and dizzy during the calculus exam.

House: That's the way calculus is presented.

Of course, this is the function of calculus.

House: I guess "at least" is the British way of saying "no chance" with your stiff upper lip?

I think when you say "maybe", it is a way for the British to express "hopelessness".

Dr chase: I'm from Australia.

I come from Australia.

House: You put the Queen on your money. You are British.

You put the queen's head on a coin, and you are English.

Julia: I thought you should listen to our medical history?

I think you should listen to our medical history.

House: No, I should teach you. If I can do it without listening to you, then I will be more powerful.

No, I should teach you to diagnose cases. If I can diagnose them without listening to your explanation, then I will be even better.

Yes, I trust you.

Yes, I believe you.

House: You always trust me. This is a big mistake.

You always believe me, which is a big mistake.

House: I take risks-sometimes patients die. But not taking risks will lead to more patients dying. So I think my biggest problem is that I have been cursed by my math ability.

I take risks, sometimes patients will die, but if I don't take risks, more patients will die, so my biggest problem is that I have studied arithmetic.

Answer me.

Answer me

House: Nothing I say will change your feelings, and your reaction will not change my plan. So I'd rather not say anything.

Nothing I say will change your mind, and nothing you say will change my practice, so I'd rather say nothing.

Dr foreman: you know, house shouldn't be here!

You know, House shouldn't be here!

Because he said something inappropriate? If we let him go home every time, he wouldn't be here. We don't even need his office.

Because he said something inappropriate? If we send him away every time he says that, he will never be here, and we don't even need this office.

Dr Cameron: I'm the first person that House met. He just asked me.

I was the first person he met, so he asked me out.

Dr. Chase: Yes, it's like a date.

Yeah, it's like a date.

Dr Cameron: That's right. Except for the dating part.

Yeah, except for the dating part.

House: But I have three reasons.

I have three reasons.

Dr cuddy: ok?

Is it reasonable enough?

House: Well, let me see-I'm making it up now.

Well, wait a minute, I made this up.

Wait, wait, wait ... (CUDDY didn't buy it)

House: That brings me to my fourth reason.

I have a fourth reason.

Dr cuddy: I thought you said there were only three?

You said there were only three reasons.

House: I thought you would buy one.

I thought you'd believe one of them.

Dr. Wilson: Who?

who

House: Kevin. In bookkeeping.

Kevin

Dr. Wilson: OK, first of all, his name is Carl.

Well, first of all, his name is Carl.

House: I call him Kevin. This is the name of his secret friendship club.

I call it Kevin, which is his name in the secret relationship club.

Dr. Wilson: How did you know she needed a heart transplant?

How do you know she needs a heart transplant?

House: I read my charm today. It says that people close to me have a broken heart.

I read the divination book, which said that someone would be heartbroken today.

Dr. Wilson: You lied, didn't you?

You lied, didn't you?

House: I never lie.

I never lie.

Dr. Wilson: All wet.

Super error

Lola: You have a big "No Entry" sign nailed to your forehead.

You look unhappy, all you need is to put a "leave me alone" sign on your head.

House: That explains it. I told them to put it on my door.

Yes, I told them to hang the sign at the door.

Dr Cameron: I have no right to show interest in someone?

Don't I have the right to be interested in someone?

Dr foreman: of course you do. I have every right to humiliate you for this.

Of course you do. Of course I have the right to enjoy it.

House: You're pregnant. According to your hormone level, you had a miscarriage.

You are pregnant. Judging from your hormone level, you just had a spontaneous abortion.

Sarah: I haven't even dated.

I haven't dated anyone.

House: That's right. Because no one invites you to dinner, it's physically impossible to have sex.

Obviously, you can't have sex without being invited to dinner.

Sarah: I haven't had sex since my husband and I broke up. That was almost a year ago.

I haven't had sex since my husband and I broke up. It's been almost a year.

House: All right, suit yourself. Perfect pregnancy.

You are the second virgin Mary.

Sarah: Well, what should I do?

What should I do?

House: Well, obviously. Create a religion

Obviously, you should start believing.

House: One day there will be a black president. One day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay black president. But one combination I can't see is gay, black and dead.

One day we will have a black president, one day we will have a gay president, maybe one day we will have a black gay president, but certainly no one will be gay, black and dead.

House: Take these, go home and talk to your daughter.

Take this medicine and go home and talk to your daughter.

Female patient: What?

Why?

House: Your pants, shirts and scarves have just been dry-cleaned. Everything is stained except your jacket. It may have been two days. That is to say, you don't know that this jacket has been worn. So, either your husband disguised himself or your daughter borrowed your clothes without telling you. Maybe I want to look older before I can enter the bar.

Your pants, shirts and scarves have just been dry-cleaned, and only your coat has stains, which may be two days. This means that you didn't find it worn by anyone, so either your husband has a transvestite or your daughter sneaked out in your clothes so that she could dress up and sneak into the bar.

Female patient: I don't have a daughter.

I have no daughter. ...

House: We missed something.

We missed something.

Dr. Chase: What?

what

House: If I knew it wouldn't be lost.

If I knew what it was, it wouldn't be "missed"

House: Are you Jewish?

Are you Jewish?

Dr. Gilma: Yes.

be

House: Is it true what they said about Jewish foreplay?

So what they said about Jewish foreplay is true?

Dr. Gilma: Two hours of begging?

You mean two hours of foreplay?

House: I heard four.

I heard it was four hours.

Dr. Gilma: Actually, I'm only half Jewish.

Actually, I'm only half Jewish.

House: (about the lecture) I won't do it. (leaves and stops) You should stop me. Renegotiate.

I'm not going. You should stop me and renegotiate the terms.

Dr. Cuddy: Well, you should keep walking. Sorry, I think we all screwed up. Go on, do it again.

Well, you should keep going and never look back. Looks like I screwed up. Let's do it again.

House: (leaving the classroom) Can you still hear me?

Can you still hear me?

Rebellious student: No.

cannot

Caring student: A little.

1?o'clock

Sharp student: Not really.

Almost inaudible

House: If you can't hear me, how do you know what I asked?

If you can't hear me, how do you know what I'm asking?

Dr Cameron: Who (thinks he is ill)?

Who is it?

House: His wife.

His wife

Dr. Cameron: The woman you used to live with.

The woman you used to live with?

House: That's her Indian name. Her driver's license says "Stacy"

At that time, her Indian name, the name on her driver's license was "Stacy".

Dr. Cameron: Black defendants are ten times more likely to be sentenced to death than white defendants.

The rate of black criminals being sentenced to death is ten times that of whites.

Dr foreman: that doesn't mean we need to abolish the death penalty-we just need to kill more white people.

This doesn't mean that we need to ban the death penalty-we just need to kill more white people.

Dr. Chase: If she never kissed a boy, she probably never had sex.

If she has never kissed, then she should have never had sex.

House: Tell that to those prostitutes who won't kiss me on the mouth.

Tell that to those prostitutes who won't kiss me.

Dr. Chase: She has an illusion. Why should we operate on her? Why should we risk her life?

She's just hallucinating. Why should we risk our lives to operate on her?

House: Because Wilson thought it would be good to give the girl a year to say goodbye to her mother. I guess she might stutter or something.

Because Wilson wants to give her another year to say goodbye to her mother, I guess she has a stutter.

House: I should have left here 20 minutes ago.

I should have left here 20 minutes ago

Nurse Brenda: You arrived 20 minutes ago.

You've only been here 20 minutes.

Dr foreman: you have no evidence to support the diagnosis of poisoning.

You have no evidence to diagnose poisoning.

House: That's why it's cool when I'm proved right.

That's why it will be very cool when I am finally proved right.

Dr Cameron: Why do you need $5,000?

Why do you need 5000 dollars?

Dr. Chase: Bad poker night or good prostitute night.

Bad poker night, or good prostitute night.

House: Thank you for saving me the trouble of diverting my personal problems with jokes.

Thank you for saving me from personal privacy problems with jokes.

Dr Wilson: If you have money, why do you need a loan?

If you have money, why did you borrow it from me?

House: I didn't. I just want to see if you will give it to me. I have been borrowing more and more money since you lent me 40 dollars a year ago. Well, a little experiment to see where you will draw a line.

I just wanted to see if you would lend it to me. Since I borrowed 40 yuan from you a year ago, I have been increasing the loan amount every time, just to try out where your bottom line is.

Dr Wilson: You ... you tried to objectively measure how much I cherish our friendship.

You ... you measure our friendship with money?

House: $5,000-you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Five thousand dollars, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Dr. Wilson: Now, grow up. Either tell Mom and Dad that you don't want to see them, or I'll pick you up for dinner at 7: 00.

Either grow up and tell your parents that you don't want to see them, or I'll pick you up for dinner at 7: 00.

House: What do you mean? Did you just say ...?

What do you mean? Didn't you just say ...

Dr Wilson: I lied. I have been lying to you since I told you a year ago that you look good without shaving. This is a little experiment, you know, to see where you draw the line.

I lied. Since I told you a year ago that you are handsome without shaving, I have gradually increased the degree of lying to you. I just want to test where your bottom line is.

House: How are you recovering? Have you started to practice small muscles?

How are you recovering? Got a little muscle?

Mark warner: The problem is not the size of the monkey, but where you can put it.

It not only has muscles, but also often goes where it should go.

Stacy: My God, it's like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade.

God, I seem to be watching two clowns in the theater.

Stacy: You've been hiding things and lying to me all day.

You've been lying to me all day.

House: I didn't lie to you ... except that I admitted to you that I lied.

I won't lie to you except that I admit that I lied to you.

Dr. Wilson: Do you know that your mobile phone is dead? Have you ever charged your battery?

Do you know that your mobile phone is turned off? Do you never charge the battery?

House: Are they charged? I just bought a new mobile phone.

This thing can still be recharged? I buy a new one directly.

Dr Cameron: Maybe House is wrong.

Maybe house is wrong.

House: (pause) I hope this is not the end of thinking.

I hope this is not the end of thinking.

Wilson: What the hell happened in Baltimore?

What the hell happened in Bartimo?

House: I'm sorry, boss-I never spill the beans.

I'm sorry, first of all-I didn't talk and kiss.

Wilson: I think you already said that.

I think you did it.

House: See? Because of this crutch, they all thought I was a patient.

Look, they all think I'm a patient because I'm on crutches.

Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.

Then find a white jacket and wear the same as us.

House: I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.

I don't want people to think I'm a doctor.

Wilson: You see, the government may have a problem with this attitude.

See, that's why the management has a problem with your attitude.

House: People don't want a sick doctor.

We don't need a sick doctor here.

Wilson: Fair enough. I don't like healthy patients

There is no need for a healthy patient like you here.

Shouldn't we talk to the patient before starting the diagnosis?

Shouldn't we talk to the patient before diagnosis?

House: Is she a doctor?

She's a doctor?

Foreman: No, but ...

No ... but ...

House: Everyone lies.

Everyone can lie.

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