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How about football in China?
First, the attack is weak and lacks cooperation.
Looking at the Sino-Singapore competition, on the surface, China has the upper hand. More than 30 minutes before the first half and more than 20 minutes after the goal conceded in the second half, the ball was basically on China's side, and the possession rate was much higher than that of New Zealand, and the advantage was on China's side. But I just can't open the situation. Why? Come to think of it, it is impossible for China to score. How many times did China's attack reach the opponent's restricted area? Even on the edge of the restricted area, they were all resolved by each other. The only two times in the restricted area, they were the first to waste and then pass the ball, but unfortunately, they were unlucky and didn't break the door when they hit the post or beam. That's all there is to watch in the whole game. At other times, the national football players are exhausted. China's goal was a victory for the rebels. To put it bluntly, a blind cat meets a dead mouse, and the ball hits Dong Fangzhuo right on the head. This is a swing and the ball is in.
As for the performance of China's players, they all tried their best, but they all went their own way without any cooperation. After the defender got the ball, a big foot desperately passed it forward, fearing that it would be intercepted by the other side behind him; As for the striker, he had to chase hard and consume his strength in vain. The defender's footwork is too smelly, and nine times out of ten, it can't be accurately passed to the striker's foot, and the great opportunity is lost instantly. The players are like a mess, the three lines are either too far away or crowded together, and there is no discipline. Several times, after a player passed the ball (I can't remember how many times, which player and when), he ran forward with great strength and tried to make a wall-to-wall cooperation with his teammates, but the receiver didn't even realize it. Poor Han Peng, chasing the ball all over the world, can't give full play to his own characteristics at all, and there is nothing more chic in Luneng. I don't understand, is the player not good, or the coach didn't ask, or the player who caught the ball hasn't touched the ball for a long time and wants to have a good time. In a word, China, who had the upper hand, didn't cooperate and the attack was weak. It should be very lucky to draw with New Zealand today.
China's performance is not something that happens occasionally today. Look at China's performance in the top 20 World Cup qualifiers. This is not the case. Stubborn enough that no one can see it? Sorrow, the sorrow of China football team, the sorrow of hundreds of millions of fans in China, just as I wrote "The Sorrow of China Fans" when I was out of the top 20 national football competition.
Second, the defender is incompetent and does not stare at people.
China had the advantage in the game, but lost the ball first. It's not how good the skills and cooperation of the opposing team are-in that case, we will recognize and understand our low football level and our players, just as we met Spain and the Netherlands-but the opposing team is only two people. After a stop and a lift, they got rid of our four defenders and formed a single knife and went straight into the empty net. 1: 0, China's qualifying hopes were hit hard. What is the reason? There are only two situations: one is that the defender stands in parallel, and there is no defense in depth, so the player can't make up the position; the other is that the defender misses someone and is successfully offside by the other side. Let's not talk about whether there is any omission in the arrangement of the defender's parallel position (which may be specially arranged by the coach), but the problem of the defender's missing the ball is the chief culprit in conceding the ball first today. Our defender, staring at the moving football, turns a blind eye to the people around him, just like a predatory frog, only interested in small moving goals. Look at the reaction of today's players: after the other player catches the ball, the four defensive players all stare at the ball on the receiver's foot, completely ignoring the other player who is only a few steps away; By the time the opponent passed the ball, it was too late. What is even more ridiculous is that our defender turned around and chased from the opposite direction. I wonder how Li Weifeng explained it. It should be said that Li Weifeng performed well in this game, but it was this mistake that made Li Weifeng to blame, and China's three points turned into one.
I don't want to hold anyone accountable, but I want to explain China's chronic illness. It seems that it has become the habit of China team to leave people behind. Whether it is World Cup qualifiers, warm-up matches, friendly matches, including today's Olympic group matches, most of our goals are lost by defenders. Is it the fashion for defenders to "stare at the ball without looking at people" in today's world football? But I look at Italy's "strongest defense line in the world", as if the defender is dedicated to keeping an eye on people. Our national football team, I don't know how many coaches have been invited, German, British, Yugoslav, Serbian and China; The Football Association has also changed a lot of people, but it seems that everyone is not aware of the problem of "lack of defenders". Why else hasn't it changed?
Judging from the current situation of our national football defender, it is expected that we will lose the game next. It is impossible, or extravagant, for the group to qualify. Belgium is better than us, and Brazil is an adult playing with children. We Football Association officials and coaches should wake up.
Third, the skills are rough, but easy to show off.
When it comes to technology, we certainly can't compare with Ronaldinho and Messi. It is true that our skills are not as good as those of players in Europe, America and Africa, or even as good as those of Japan and South Korea in Asia.
However, our players don't seem to admit this. How to prove it? You see, on the court, as long as our national football players get the ball, they always kick it three or four times, take it forward and fall to the side, and two or three people have to come up and force it, otherwise it will not pass, just like how good their skills are.
In this way, the short and pithy style is gone, and the unique flexibility of Asians is ruined. I don't know when and where I learned the long biography of the British, but unfortunately we can't grow up to be British;
As a result, the gap was filled by the other side, and the opportunity was gone;
As a result, the cooperation of hitting the wall disappeared, the short triangle pass and small range cooperation disappeared, and the players were exhausted before and after the game;
As a result, when two or three opponents attacked each other, the ball was lost, and everyone rushed to plug the loophole, and the attack opportunity passed in an instant;
As a result, eleven men were scattered, fighting in their own way, without cooperation, tactics and discipline, and eleven men could not beat ten;
As a result, I worked hard, sweated a lot and suffered a lot of injuries. But the ball was still lost, and the World Cup qualifiers were eliminated, leaving only the theoretical qualification for the Olympic group stage.
Zhang Lu, a famous football player, kept saying that he passed the ball with one foot and cooperated tacitly, and also cited many European examples. But it seems that domestic players have never learned "one-legged passing". They all learned superb football skills. Just like in the movies, they can use Qigong to suck the ball and spin the football. Spain, Holland, Italy, Brazil, Argentina, they don't have football skills and skills, they will only pass them on to me and I will pass them on to you, and they will only play low-level games. China players are descendants of their football ancestors, who inherited the mantle of their ancestors Cuju. They don't show off, how can they embody "panda kung fu"!
These are the three major ills of China football team. I don't know when a real "doctor" will appear to treat these chronic diseases, otherwise, our patients will be terminally ill. Get rid of those quacks and let the fans live comfortably for a few days.
When the national football team can do the following things well, the early days are just around the corner:
1, clean environment Without a good industry environment, it is impossible to fundamentally change the current situation of football in China. In China, it is more difficult to do this, which requires the cooperation of all aspects of system reform and great determination. It is this determination that contains too much ambiguity in China;
2, face up to yourself, guard against arrogance and rashness whenever there is a little achievement, not only the industry itself expands, but also the media is fanning the flames, and cowhide is blowing all over the sky. It seems that every little progress is a world war I fame and success. With this self-deception mentality, how can China football develop?
3. Reasonable distribution, rewarding the superior and punishing the inferior. For example, if you don't score, you won't get the bonus from top to bottom, only the basic salary. Under the reward, there must be a brave man. As it is now, the brave and the coward will be rewarded indiscriminately, and everyone will be emperors and play the flute every day. In the long run, the national football team will definitely consume a little bit of self-motivation, leaving only the tears of the fans;
4. Be kind to fans. Be grateful that there are no fans, and football is nothing! Fans are the parents of football and the only reason why football exists. Be kind to them, let the fans stand on them, and quickly put away their own indispensability. In addition, the football industry is so rich that we should repay the fans materially. Free tickets are free. Even if you give them a bottle of water, their hearts will be sweet. Because the cutest fans are the easiest to be satisfied, and I don't know that the so-called "stars" are the most greedy.
Wake up, national football, the fans will come back and you will be strong (unfortunately, the word "again" can't be used here)! By then, the door of the World Cup will be truly opened to China, and China's teams and fans will be able to stand in front of the world with their heads held high!
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