Are there any good jokes, riddles, crossword puzzles, etc. Just to make your girlfriend happy.

1. A coal seller and an egg seller got into a fight. Everyone looked around and asked curiously why. The egg seller said, "Is there anyone like him?" I shouted: Eggs! "He immediately shouted:" Coal (not) sold ~ ~! ! "2. A leader made a report:" Now that men and women are equal, lesbians stand up ... "All the lesbians present stood up and waited for instructions. The leader turned a page and continued reading: "Yes. "3. The fly husband takes the fly wife to the toilet for dinner. The mother fly asked: Husband, why do we always eat shit? When can we stop eating shit? The male fly said angrily, don't ask such disgusting questions when eating. A woman got on the bus with her child in her arms. The driver said, "This is the ugliest doll I have ever seen." The woman said to the man next to her, "The driver insulted me!" The man said, "Go get even with him! I'll hold your monkey. "5. The eagle chased the rabbit, but it fell down and died because of the rabbit's words. Do you know what the rabbit said? It shouted to the eagle, "You're not wearing a bra! "When the eagle heard this, he quickly covered his chest, and as a result ... 6. A woman ran into a dead end under the pursuit of cannibals, and she was so scared that she peed her pants. The cannibal saw it and cursed: it's a pity that the soup was spilled. Xiao Ming's face is swollen. The classmate asked the reason. Xiaoming said, "I went boating in the park yesterday, and a bee landed on my face." The classmate asked, "why not just drive him away?" "Xiao Ming:" Before, my father killed it with an oar. "8. Three poor farmers are chatting in the field. A: I'm going to be a big official, and I will eat steamed buns for every meal. B: Then I'll eat a big bowl of beef noodles every day. C: I'm going to be an official. No one is allowed to pick up dung in the village. They are all mine! 9. I saw a penny on the side of the road, and I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round? 10. Two colleagues were drunk after drinking, and one of them rolled his tongue and said, What I saw was double-decker. The other man quickly took out a 10 dollar bill from his pocket and said, here is my 20 dollars. 1 1. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside for a census and asked the old farmer: Do you know why close relatives can't get married? The old farmer smiled with a simple and honest smile: Hehe ... I'm too familiar with it, so I'm embarrassed to start. 12. In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "14. Spring has arrived, ants are in love, mosquitoes are married, flies are pregnant, mantis has a mistress, mouse's lover is going to be born, and even caterpillars are rich. What are we waiting for? 15。 An ant was sunbathing by the roadside, and an elephant came over. The ant got into the soil, showing only one foot. Asked the rabbit? What are you doing? The ant said shh: don't make any noise. I will fall. 16。 A naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and roared: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it! 17。 A lady went to take pictures. After the photo shoot, I'll get the auto-developed photos. After reading it, I exclaimed: Why do I look like a monkey? The woman in the back said coldly, that's mine. Yours has to wait. 18。 A boss was sleeping with his lover when the phone rang. The lover answers the phone: "The subscriber you dialed is drunk!" "When the boss came home the next day, his wife swore: How much did you fucking drink yesterday? Even the mobile company knows. 19。 After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom, only to find a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly: hate, you won't recognize people when they take off their clothes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha