Super classic tasteless humorous jokes

Super classic tasteless humorous jokes

Recommend a few super tasteless jokes that will make you laugh.

1, my wife said I was too suspicious, and my face sank at that time: which man taught you to say that?

I just discussed with my wife where to eat delicious food. Q: Do you want to take your daughter with you?

The wife said with certainty: No.

I said, why don't we go to Happy without her?

Wife: She and her husband will go to eat in the future. Can she take you there?

As soon as I entered the room, my wife questioned me:? Why didn't you answer my phone?

As soon as I heard it, the fire came up. I said angrily, our 28 th floor, you threw it from such a high place and tried to kill me.

4. My friend is lazy. One day, his wife asked him to take out the garbage and stayed in front of the computer for a long time. The doctor said that I was procrastinating, and everything would take more than half an hour, which was also specious.

His stupid daughter-in-law roared: Why is it only 3 minutes on my mother?

5. A patient went to see a doctor. Patient: Doctor, I am sick and have amnesia.

Doctor: How long have you been ill?

Patient:. . . What disease?

6. What symptoms did the doctor ask? Me: I have chills all over, a sore throat and a runny nose.

Doctor: Do you have phlegm?

Me: Yes.

Doctor: What color is it?

Me: How should I know? Swallowed it all. . . . . .

7. The doctor said to me: Young man, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is very serious. You must take medicine. A course of treatment is 998 yuan. Is there a problem?

? Yes, can you charge 1000 yuan? ?

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