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Awkward excellent composition
Awkward excellent composition 1 Many things happen around us every day, some things are forgotten in a blink of an eye, as if they never happened, and some things are unforgettable for a long time, even after a long time, but they still happen like yesterday! Recalling the stupid things I did before, I couldn't help laughing, especially the experience of eating Chili, which made me make a fool of myself. How embarrassing!
Mother bought some red peppers from the supermarket that day. These red peppers are round, bright red and delicate, which makes people drool. I think this thing is as delicious as the cherry my mother bought me last time. I couldn't help stealing a few behind my mother's back, taking them to the faucet and putting them in my mouth sweetly. "Ah-ah-"I let out a cry tore heart crack lung, pepper seeds, pepper water splashed on my mouth, very hot I spit out my tongue and began to cry. Mother heard the voice and asked anxiously, "What's the matter?" I was too hot to speak, so I had to show my mother the remaining Chili peppers. "ah? Did you eat the red pepper on the table? I nodded embarrassedly, and my mother smiled helplessly, helped me get rid of the pepper seeds in my mouth, and then handed me a popsicle to numb my tongue. After a long time, there is still a spicy aftertaste in my mouth. I have no choice but to lie prone on the window and stick out my tongue like a puppy, letting the cool wind blow and blow. ...
Through this incident, I also got a revelation: things with beautiful appearance are not necessarily beautiful things; The same is true of people. Beauty only lives on human skin, and beauty thrives in human bones.
Everyone will blush at an embarrassing moment, and then it will follow you like a shadow, which will make you unforgettable all your life. I say this because I have felt this way before.
I don't remember whether it happened in junior high school or junior high school. It was a science class and the teacher asked an open-ended question. For me who didn't talk often before, I suddenly thought of an answer and raised my hand to give it a try. I didn't expect the teacher to call my name. Influenced by my grandparents' dialect, I said without thinking, "The mountain (sand) is impressive." Then out of nowhere came a phrase: "Shark!" Then there was a burst of laughter, which made my face burning, and several female students kindly told me that it was "sweet potato" rather than "sand taro" In order to find out the truth, I quickly looked it up in the dictionary after I got home. It was really a "mountain impression", but I can't blame my grandparents, I can only blame me for not learning Mandarin well.
From then on, I made up my mind to learn Mandarin well, or I will make bigger jokes in the future. I asked myself to get rid of my dialect, and then I asked myself to learn Mandarin well. When I come across a word with uncertain pronunciation, I try to look it up in the dictionary. A new Chinese teacher came to our class in the fifth grade. In contact with her, the whole class changed many wrong pronunciations, which surprised us to find that some people thought the correct pronunciation was actually wrong.
Now, my Mandarin practice is fruitful. On the other hand, I want to thank those classmates who laughed at me and thanked them for their embarrassment. They gave me the idea of learning Mandarin well, made me remember this past, and made me understand a truth: Sometimes embarrassment is the driving force for our success, which makes us discover our own shortcomings and let us know that we need to constantly "recharge"!
Everyone's life will have several key turning points, which may be brought by a sentence, an event, a story, a famous saying or an accident. But it is enough to benefit you for life, or change your personality, change your attitude towards life, and even change your life. When I was six years old, I was embarrassed and regretted it.
In the first grade, the teacher gave handkerchiefs to the children in our class. I saw a very nice panda handkerchief in my handkerchief. When the monitor was sent to the second group, I saw the monitor quietly stuffing a handkerchief into his clothes. That must be the most beautiful panda handkerchief. I am very angry. When she sent me a handkerchief, I said to him, "Wait, I'll talk to the teacher later!" " "She said casually," Sue me, I didn't do anything wrong. " Suddenly, I was flustered and flushed.
After a while, the teacher came, and I quickly said to the teacher, "Teacher, monitor, when she handed out handkerchiefs, she didn't let the students choose, but put the best handkerchiefs in her clothes." The teacher was also angry and asked, "What's the matter?" She didn't make any noise. The teacher said, "As the monitor, you should let your classmates take out your Juan!" " I saw her take out a worn handkerchief from her clothes. At this time, I blushed to my ears and couldn't lift my head. It was embarrassing.
I will never forget it. To this day, whenever I think about it, I will feel ashamed. I am ashamed of my "villain" heart, but I learned from the monitor: be kind to others whenever and wherever.
Embarrassed excellent composition 4 "Get up!" Every time I hear my birthday, it means a tense day begins.
"Clouds around the top of the mountain, standing on the top of the mountain, feeling very high, just flapping their wings ... Yi" Something hit my head heavily, and I exclaimed, "My dream has been disrupted", I complained. Pick up this UFO, squint, 7 o'clock, L point, 7 o'clock! Oh, no, we'll be late! I just realized that I'm completely awake and everything is going to be out of order. In the "shuddering", I knocked over a glass of water and threw it aside. Huh? Why isn't the light on? Let him go! Gourd, pour all the hot porridge into your mouth! I no longer feel hot.
Like an arrow leaving the string, a speeding train ... anyway, it is no exaggeration to use fire as a metaphor, so I have been rushing to school!
Who knows, just one step away from school, the bell rang. I failed again. I couldn't help lowering my head and walking towards the door in frustration.
"Late!" Lighter than a feather, heavier than the crime of Mount Tai. If I am caught by the discipline inspection personnel, I will not only hurt myself, but also damage the honor of the class. At that time, I will become the chief culprit and the object of reviling by the whole class and teachers. If parents find out, they will severely criticize and even beat them. How much pain I have to endure just because I'm late!
My heart is pounding and I'm about to jump out. As long as I take another step of 1, I will become a "bright spot", a "bright spot" that people laugh at and ridicule. I hesitated whether to rush to my seat or shout for a report. ...
I am afraid, I am afraid that my classmates will look at me with guiding eyes. I'm afraid the teacher will punish me for standing at the door. I am afraid, but I have to face the reality, and I have to bear all the consequences. So I crustily skin of head took this step.
I experience this scene every morning, and I happen to be the protagonist. I endure a bitter taste than eating durian.
Don't complain, "sorry for being late", maybe only my own "efforts" can get rid of you!
Postscript:
A semester passed and I was late almost every day. The new semester is coming. I work hard and insist on getting up early every day. However, I have never been late since the beginning of school.
Maybe God is attached to my pity! Haha's laughter ...
Embarrassed excellent composition 5 Walking on the way to school, birds chirped and sang, but it didn't sound so wonderful to me. I kicked a stone angrily. Oh, it hurts. Hey, even pebbles are against me. That scene in science class just now was so embarrassing.
In last week's science class, the teacher said that there would be questions in this class, but I had forgotten about it and the class was about to begin. I quickly grabbed my textbook and took a look. Unexpectedly, the science teacher came and clapped his hands and said, "OK, students close their textbooks, and I'm going to ask questions at random." My heart beat in my throat, like a little rabbit jumping up and down in my heart. "What should I do? What if the teacher asks me questions? " I don't even dare to look up for fear of asking me questions in the teacher's eyes. I played hide-and-seek with the science teacher at the front desk. The science teacher stood on the left, I hid on the right, she stood on the right, I hid on the left, and so on for more than a dozen times. I looked at the watch on my wrist. Ha, the class will be over in ten minutes, and we can finally finish this class. My hanging heart calmed down a little, but when I was proud, the teacher said loudly, "Please ask the last female student in this row to answer this question." I looked around, looked at my deskmate, looked at my classmates on the right and whispered, "Who, who?" My deskmate touched me and gently said to me, "You, stand up quickly." "Hey, what are you afraid of? What are you doing here? " I stood up, trembling with anxiety. The teacher bowed his head, blushed and said nothing, and said angrily, "Stop!" " "The students turned around, some covered their mouths and laughed, and some shook their heads. I really want to find a crack in the ground and finally class is over. I plopped feebly into the chair.
Alas, "books are annoying to use", so I'd better keep working hard.
Awkward Excellent Composition 6 I saw a very, very embarrassing thing in the book:
Awkward position:
In a snowy mountain, in a new car that is going downhill.
Awkward person:
A couple who just met, the woman's good friend.
Awkward things:
The brand-new car is speeding down the hill, and the paint on it has just been oiled. The car is very good, this is the first place the couple opened. The woman needs to urinate urgently, but there is still a distance from the next hotel with a toilet. The man repeatedly advised the woman to be patient, but the woman had reached the limit and couldn't help it any longer. So she stopped the man, and she dragged her friend out of the car to pee. Seeing that there was nothing to rely on around them, they ran to the back of the car to pee and leaned against the back of the car. After peeing, the woman remembered, but she couldn't get up. Her ass seems to be stuck. The paint stuck it! She called her girlfriend who had been paying attention to it to see if she had it.
What way, but there's nothing she can do. I had no choice but to call the man over. After I came, I froze for a moment, and then I smiled. The woman also laughed when she saw this situation. They want to find something to keep warm first, because their buttocks are cold and they can keep warm. Finally, they thought of a helpless way: let the woman's friend get on the bus first, and the man poured urine between the woman's ass and the paint, and the ass came down! When they went back, they didn't say a word, thus completing their first intimate contact! After many years, they still love each other very much. That's why!
After listening to this, you will feel nothing more embarrassing than this!
Everyone likes money, and the love of money is of course human nature. But the lesson of money greed is so profound, that time ...
I remember on the bus, I got on the bus as usual and voted. Just after I found my seat, an old woman poked me in the back. I turned around and she said something that surprised and delighted me: "Little sister, is that your money?" Then he pointed to the past As soon as I saw it, there was a hundred-dollar bill lying quietly next to the seat. My heart was pounding and I immediately had two thoughts: take it, it doesn't matter, no one saw it anyway; No, if there is, am I not a "hypocrite"? However, in the end, greed prevailed. I picked up the money with great anxiety and held it in my hand.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man shouted, "Hey, where's my money?" Hearing this, my mind was in chaos, my seemingly calm face turned white, and my embarrassing psychology was born. I clung to the money so tightly that my palms were sweating. I squinted at the anxious middle-aged man. She rummaged nervously in her bag. My heart is more chaotic, but I still subconsciously comfort myself, maybe it's not his. Just as I was thinking about it, he added something that scared me to death: "I just got on the bus and it was still there." Why did it disappear? " Now I understand that the money must be his.
Pay back the money. How should I pay it back? If I didn't, I was really worried to see him in such a hurry. Finally, I returned it to him for a reason that was not a reason. I handed him the money and said, "I just found it." Is it your money? " He took the money and thanked it again and again. At this time, I felt a surprised look at me-it was the old woman, and I felt that my whole body was going to burn. I was embarrassed. The old woman didn't say anything, but she would definitely think I was a cheating child.
Well, I can't be greedy for money. I will be honest in the future and will not put myself in an awkward position.
I remember that time, my parents and I played in the old railway station square. I met my classmate who is playing badminton. As soon as he saw me, he invited me to go with him. I readily agreed, and then we went into the "battle".
Halfway through the writing, I suddenly realized: where are mom and dad? I looked around, but I didn't see the familiar figure of my parents. I was in a hurry and began to look around. Suddenly, a touch of blue caught my eye, and my heart was happy: didn't dad wear a blue shirt today? But where's mom? Willy-nilly, I flew past like an arrow, shouting "Dad!" "Screaming and ran to him. Before the uncle turned around, I found that I had called the wrong person. My father is taller and thinner than him! My heart suddenly cooled a lot, and I called my father to a strange uncle I didn't know.
I'm on tenterhooks, just like hanging a bucket of water, thinking: what should I do? That uncle must think I'm crazy. I call him "Dad" and he is very kind. I quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, uncle, I dialed the wrong person." And then walked away in frustration.
Finally, I found my parents in my "carpet" search. I ran to them quickly. As a result, tragedy happened. Because I didn't pay attention to the big hole under my feet, I only heard a "ouch". I've been worshipping for a year, but I only feel terrible pain on my feet. It's nothing. Most importantly, I have never been so humiliated since I was a child! At this point, I even feel that even the trees on the roadside are laughing at me! It seems to say, "You are so stupid! Not only did I recognize my father, but I also fell a dog. " Hey! Why am I so unlucky today? Ugly twice in a row!
My mother turned her head and saw my embarrassment, so she laughed and said, "Why are you so careless?"? You are so ashamed to fall when you are so old! " My face is particularly red! Just like a ripe apple, I am so embarrassed that I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and never come out again. "Mom, don't laugh. I'll pay attention next time! " I scratched my head and said shyly.
Through that time, I learned that I can't do things blindly or carelessly, otherwise it's easy to make jokes.
This morning was the hardest time I spent at school. I honestly sat in my seat and didn't dare to go anywhere. It's really embarrassing to have pictures of me suffering.
The school bell finally rang, and I breathed a long sigh of relief. Mixed with noisy crowds and traffic, my two hands tightly cover the schoolbag behind me, and the strap of the schoolbag has reached its limit. Every step, I feel that someone is watching behind me, and my back is chilly.
When I got home, the door was unlocked and my parents were watching TV. I threw my schoolbag on the sofa and showed them half my ass. "Oh, how did you break a big hole in the back of your pants? Have you ever been seen by a female classmate? " They laughed.
I'm humiliated, and you're still smiling. I looked very wronged ... after the second class in the morning, I sat in my seat and said, "Why is it cold?" I was puzzled and touched it subconsciously. There is a hole in the back of my ass. This is a pair of blue stretch pants, which are of moderate length and just close at the waist. The fabric is soft, stain-resistant and comfortable. I especially like wearing them. Maybe it's been worn for too long, and the back is deserted, but I didn't find it. The most terrible thing now is to rush into WC, to raise your pants and pull down your coat. I dare not bend over or bow my head. Back to the classroom, "What should I do?" My heart is in a mess and my face feels a little hot.
There was a box of patch on the table, and my eyes lit up. I tore off a few strips and stuck them on my body at random. I was in a good mood for 3 seconds, and the correction post fell down unwillingly. I feel like I fell into the ice room, and my heart is cold and cold. "No, we have to find a way." I reached into my schoolbag and fumbled around, alas! Really found a good thing to solve the urgent need-double-sided tape. I found a piece of white paper, covered it with double-sided tape, stuffed the paper into my pants, found the broken place by feeling, and pasted it carefully. It was a little crooked, but it was not completely covered. Then I posted another one, and the hole was finally blocked. I have a tragic feeling that the goddess fills the sky. After all, it is paper. I was not at ease, so I posted another reinforcement.
"You can go to the teacher," dad said. "How can I get there? Can't I get up? " I said. "You can ask your classmates to talk to the teacher," mom said. "When the teacher calls, I will send you clothes." Why am I so stupid? Why didn't I think of asking others for help?
Once, I went for a walk in the park. The park is full of flowers and plants, and the scenery is very beautiful.
I saw a colorful and sparkling flower, and my eyes were completely fascinated by it. Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind. So, I looked at all the colorful flowers in the whole park, but I didn't find a flower exactly like the one I just saw. I muttered something in my heart and thought, "This flower can't be a treasure! Then if I take it home, my mother will definitely praise me for picking a' big treasure'. It's amazing! " Just when I was thinking repeatedly whether to pick it or not, the first time I saw the idea of that flower flashed through my mind, and I immediately made up my mind to pick it. But just as I was about to reach for it, an old lady who was cleaning here said something that made me unforgettable:
"son! Do you want to keep this beautiful and noble flower for yourself? But do you know that farmers have worked hard to cultivate this flower? Because it is flawless, many people choose it. Now there is only one flower left. Pick it and it will be extinct. So, how do people who come to the park appreciate it? You can't be so selfish! You think it is a "treasure", but I think it is better than a treasure because it has only one. Do you still have a heart to pick? " I immediately took back my hand that stretched out to pick flowers and shook my head with my head down, because the scene at that time was so embarrassing.
In fact, our first reaction to every admirable thing should not be to take it for ourselves, but to let others share its charm and make others feel happy, which is better than our own happiness!
Embarrassed excellent composition 1 1 That was when I was in a class in Grade Three. As usual, the teacher went to the podium and opened the Chinese book.
"Students, let me check the situation of reciting the text last night." After listening to the teacher, I was full of confidence and sat up straight, waiting for the teacher to call the roll. Because I know it by heart at home, I don't have to worry about not knowing.
"Wang Yifan, recite the first sentence." Huh? I'll recite the first one, maybe because I'm too nervous. I stammered, "The first month, um, ah, the first month ..." At this time, there seemed to be some cross rabbits jumping in my heart, but I couldn't jump out. I really want to look at the documents! That's terrible. That's terrible. The teacher will definitely criticize me and maybe even dismiss my monitor.
Sure enough, the teacher scolded me with a black face: "Wang Yifan, when you were the monitor, you didn't even recite your homework ..." At this time, I was extremely embarrassed. Although I keep my head down, I can still feel many eyes staring at me. There are different eyes in so many eyes, including ridicule, sympathy and embarrassment …
It was not until the bell rang that I stood in my seat and listened to the class awkwardly. The Chinese teacher gave me a meaningful look when she left, and then walked out of the classroom. I just sat down with relief. Thank god, it's a good thing that the teacher didn't dismiss me as the monitor, otherwise it would be a handle for classmates to laugh at.
Up to now, that embarrassing moment often appears in front of my eyes, which makes me feel unprecedented pressure and makes me understand that I must be practical and rigorous, and make full preparations, otherwise it will make a joke.
Embarrassed excellent composition 12 in my deep memory, there is an embarrassing thing that makes me feel ashamed whenever I think about it.
It was a sunny morning, and the alarm clock rang for a long time before I opened my eyes, put on my clothes and lay prone on the table. I saw a note on the table, which read: Ray, mom is a little anxious to go out early and come back in the afternoon.
I'm glad I'm finally free. I came to the room and emptied the toys in the toy box. Suddenly, I found ten yuan on a blue scooter. Hey! What a nice pie! Holding the ten dollars in my hand, I jumped into the living room happily. I thought to myself: what is this ten dollars for? Buy toys? No, no. I already have so many toys, why should I buy them? Buy stationery? I don't want anything! Oh, the comic book I want to buy is exactly ten yuan, so buy one! I went downstairs to the stationery store and found the comic book on the second floor of the bookshelf and bought it. Holding a book, I was so happy that I even walked like a drunk.
"Ding-dong, Ding-dong" Mom is back. She went straight to my room and looked for something among the toys. "Ray, have you seen the ten yuan I put on the toy car?" Mom said while looking for it. Oh, no, what should I do? Ten dollars has become a book in my hand. If I tell my mother, she will definitely criticize me. I had a brainwave, and when my mother wasn't looking, I quickly took out ten dollars from the drawer and put them on the toys. Pretend to help mom find money. "Hey, isn't there ten dollars here?" "Thank you!" My mother went out with the money, so I was relieved.
I have never talked to my mother about it. But I have realized my mistake. As the saying goes, honesty is the foundation of people. Students should never learn from me. Seriously cultivate honesty, and eventually you will reap more precious "wealth" than wealth!
Embarrassed 13 embarrassed is annoying and embarrassing.
That time, I went to play by the river in the community. Suddenly, I saw two small yellow fish in the river. Huh? Yellow fish, I must catch it.
I squatted down carefully, and the bridge slowly moved forward a few steps, just about to stretch out my right hand to catch the small fish. Small fish move and swim very fast.
"Oh, don't run!" I can't help leaning forward. Mouth kept muttering: "Fish, don't run! Believe it or not, I caught you and burned you! "
"ah! Not good! " I only heard a plop, and I fell into the water? My pants are all wet, and I feel that all the small fish in the river are hitting me, as if to say to me, "Hey, hey, are you the only one who still wants to catch me?" Shame on you! "
You wait! I stood by the water, quietly waiting for the little fish to come out again. Whoosh, it swam away quickly.
My foot slipped and my center of gravity was unstable. The whole person was lying in the water again, completely soaked. In that case, you will say that you are pathetic. Sorry, the passers-by next to me laughed when they saw me like this, and even the little friends who came to play with me couldn't help laughing.
My hand was firmly sucked by the mud. What if I can't get up?
I finally pulled out a hand and my body gradually rose. It turned out that an old man saved me. My clothes have been dripping, and I bowed to my grandfather: "Thank you, Grandpa!" " "Grandpa smiled and said," that's ok, be careful next time. "I heard that, I really want to get into the grass next to me and find a place to disappear.
The water on my clothes is still dripping, and I regret it even more: if I had known this, I shouldn't have caught small fish at the beginning, otherwise it would be so embarrassing!
Alas! Awkward, annoying and humiliating.
Sorry, excellent composition 14 Joe, Joe, I also attended this poetry conference. Can you tell me about your experience? "Linger running all the way, finally caught up with Joe, pleaded breathlessly.
"Of course, I will bring you my review materials when I go to school tomorrow." Joe has always been gentle, generous and friendly.
"Well, thank you very much. I hope I can get a good ranking like you this time. " Linger happily turned and went home, ready to review more.
Looking at the fading back of Shine, the smile on Joe's face faded away and the friendly expression disappeared.
The next day, Linger came to school early, ready to borrow materials from Joel for the poetry contest.
"Joe, Joe, did you bring the information you said yesterday?" "Oh, sorry, linger. I did my homework too late yesterday, so I forgot to bring it. The game will be held tomorrow. What can I do? " Joe said with a face of embarrassment.
"ah? How can this be! " Linger's little face was suddenly depressed. "Well, it doesn't matter. I recite more ancient poems myself! "
Shine, who can bow her head and walk away, didn't see a thick stack of information hidden by Joe.
The next day, the game started and the contestants went in one by one.
At the end of the game, when she came out, Joe suddenly saw Linger coming out of the examination room next to her. She hurried over and asked with concern, "Linger, how did you do in this exam?" "I think ..." "Oh, needless to say, I know this exam is a bit difficult, and I can't even answer a question!" "Actually, this time I ..." "I know you didn't do well in the exam this time. Don't be sad. There is still a chance next time! " "I got it all right this time!" Joe couldn't restrain his excitement and shouted out, showing a trace of pride on his little face.
"You, how can you be okay? Where did you get the information? " Joe's face suddenly turned red, so embarrassing!
Embarrassed excellent composition 15 There will be many stories in the process of our growth, including happy stories, sad stories and sad stories, but what I can't forget is the most embarrassing one.
My mother has taught me to be independent since I was in primary school. My mother began to let me do something by myself. Sleep by yourself at night, dress by yourself in the morning, fold the quilt and clean the room. One morning, my mother woke me up. After I promised, I began to dress slowly and play while wearing. When my mother cleaned herself up and called me again, she told me that I would be late for school. My mother went to the garage to get the car. I glanced at the big clock and found that time was running out. I dressed quickly and casually in a panic, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and went downstairs without even taking a picture of myself. Downstairs, I got in my mother's car and went to school. When I arrived at the school gate, I was so anxious that I entered the school gate without even saying hello to my mother. Luckily, I wasn't late.
I stayed in the classroom after two classes in the morning and never felt any different. It's morning exercise time after two classes. On the playground, when I was doing morning exercises, I saw a classmate looking at me with strange eyes, as if laughing at me. I think it's strange. I also looked myself up and down. Suddenly I found something wrong with my pants. I took a closer look, and it was worn before and after. My face turned red at once. I wanted to find a place where no one was hiding, so I ran back to the classroom with the feeling of wanting to escape. I kept my head down on the way back to the classroom, and I knew someone was laughing at me. The first thing to do when you come home from school is to go back to your room and put on your pants again. Although I felt a little humiliated, I also learned a lot from this embarrassing incident.
Since this embarrassing thing happened, I deeply realized that time is precious. I should arrange my time reasonably, and I can't put it off any longer. I should arrange my time reasonably to avoid this embarrassing thing from happening again in my life.
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