A joke that makes the laughing person cry.

When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I'll read the student number, so you can give your own names and get to know each other, okay?" "No.0065438 +0!" "Teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?" "My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig farm!" "No.002!" A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai." "No.003!" "Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. "Who gave you this name?" "It's my dad. He sells pliers. " The teacher quickly took a sip of water. "No.004!" "Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced" ou "), and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that when she gave birth to me, a computer game exploded. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable. "No.005!" "Report to the teacher, foster mother!" "How do you call names? ! ""no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father makes wine. " The teacher took a pill. 006! ""Teacher, my name is Gou, and my name is Gou Ignore. " "Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ！” "Teacher, you are so smart! "The teacher has been a little shaken." 007! ""My name is Kuai (read fast and pronounce the third time. ) This is called goods. " "Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse." "Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. "Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth." 008! ""go to hell, teacher! " "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ！” "I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting. "The teacher is about to cry." 009! ""Teacher, let's talk about it next time. " "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!" "no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. "The teacher has already felt dizzy." 0 10! ""Teacher, my last name is Gao. " "My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience." "My name is Wu, and my name is Kate." "My name is Mao, called Mao Rongrong. "The teacher spurted blood and fell to the ground.