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Some things you think are unforgettable, but your memory laughs at your self-righteousness
Introduction: In fact, there are not so many ifs in the world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity. The most reassuring and warm thing is not that there are many people chasing you, but that there is someone who knows that no matter what you do, he will never leave.
1. The most painful thing is that you love someone so much but don’t have the courage to let them know how you feel.
2. It’s the same heart. Some can hold mountains, some can hold seas, and some can only hold one’s joys and sorrows.
3. Cry for yourself and laugh for others. This is the so-called life.
4. When you do it right, no one will remember it; when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.
5. Friendship between men and women does not and cannot exist. The so-called friendship between men and women is nothing more than the beginning or remnant of love, or it is love itself.
6. Sometimes, caring too much is a kind of torture for yourself. Yidiandian Quotations Network
7. Keep your promises, but don’t make them easily. Don't always keep other people's promises to you in mind and take them as true.
8. Don’t be afraid of obstruction by others, just be afraid of surrendering yourself. If you persist, there is hope.
9. Pain makes you stronger, tears make you braver, and heartbreak makes you wiser. Therefore, we should all be grateful to the past, which has brought us a better future.
10. It’s good to have one or two bosom friends, but you don’t really need too many. The joy of friends lies in solid trust.
11. Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without notifying us.
12. If you are angry with others for 1 minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness in your life. Therefore, we must learn to be careless and gradually become indifferent to everything.
13. The most stubborn thing is a person’s heart! Just like sometimes, you can comfort your friends and convince everyone, but the only thing you can't convince is your own heart.
14. Anything worth having must be worth waiting for.
15. Some people give you their heart, but you pretend not to see it because you don’t like it. Some people have ripped out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn't hurt because you love them.
16. You don’t have to be brave or lie. People who understand you will naturally know your true appearance.
17. Everyone’s youth cannot escape love. Here, there is love, affection, joy, and joy, but there is no eternity.
18. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. To deal with a cold: sleep. Deal with hunger: sleep. To deal with a broken love: sleep. Cure all diseases in one sleep, and bring peace to the world in one sleep.
19. One day, in our twilight years, we sat quietly in front of the court, admiring the flowers and falling flowers, laughing and chatting. A hundred years later, I took a look at each other tonight, and then I realized that I had seen all the colorful things.
20. People who can see through three aspects of you are worthy of trust: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason behind your silence.
21. There is a person in everyone’s heart who is no longer a lover and cannot be a friend. As time goes by, no matter whether I like you or not, I will always think of you habitually and hope that everything is well with you.
22. Don’t always linger in the memories of the past, and don’t always want yesterday’s rain to wet today’s luggage. Yesterday's sun cannot dry today's clothes.
23. As long as you are not in chaos inside, it will be difficult for the outside world to change you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.
24. There are many things that you cannot control by yourself. No matter how lonely you are, you still have to keep going. No stopping or turning back.
25. Sometimes I think about it, the greatest sorrow is growing up. From then on, laughter was no longer pure, and crying was no longer thorough.
26. There are not so many assumptions in life. Reality is a real slap in the face, hitting you in the face. There is no doubt that it hurts, so you can only move forward.
27. Be more self-aware and less self-righteous.
28. If you can’t find the right person, it’s probably because you can’t change your wrong self.
29. One of the most exciting things in the world is that the person you thought you had no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.
30. Things you deliberately look for are often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in its own time.
31. The pain that is spoken out has healed, but the pain that is never mentioned touches the bottom of my heart.
32. Trust does not mean that there are no misunderstandings, but that you always give the other party a chance to explain the misunderstandings clearly.
33. Time passes day by day, and it seems that nothing has changed. But when you look back, things have changed.
34. There is only beauty that comes out of life, but there is no glory waiting to come out.
35. The most difficult time is the time closest to success.
36. Sometimes I want to say a lot, but I don’t know where to start.
37. Instead of waiting for others to love you, it is better to learn to love yourself first.
38. If the distance between people is too close, it will sting, and if it is too far, it will hurt.
39. Time is changing, and so are people. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can never go back.
40. There are some things that you think are unforgettable, but your memory laughs at your self-righteousness.
Editor’s Note: The more you read, the more you understand, the more you experience, the more you can associate, the more emotions you have, the more complex, contradictory, sad, and sensitive you will be. The pain becomes deeper, and then I seek simplicity again, only to find that it can no longer be simple. Talk about being self-righteous. Blame yourself for being self-righteous.
1. The reason why people suffer is because they choose the wrong thing.
2. I once thought that I would love you for a long time, but my thinking suddenly made me forget everything in the past.
3. The three new modernizations of Chinese university education: professor-ownership, boss-teacherization, and professor-boss closer relationship (university market culture)
4. Before leaving the world, everything is Process
5. I don’t know what I am obsessed with, but I know that I have been making things difficult for myself.
6. You are at a loss that I can’t imagine, and I am insignificant that you can’t imagine.
7. The stupidest person in the world has to use his own experience to break his head and bleed.
8. When we were young, we gave up, thinking that it was just a relationship, but later we realized that it was actually a lifetime.
9. Love is not everything in life. At the age of 20, you should know that it is just a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.
10. With compassionate eyes, you forgive all the hurts again and again!
11. Missing you is just a ritual. True memories are innate.
12. [The thing I fear most is not that I can’t give up on you, but that one day I suddenly don’t like you]
13. Go visit classmates, colleagues or friends who are sick. When he was there, he naturally sat on his hospital bed.
14. If you are used to being alone, it won’t matter if you have one more person.
15. Your persistence touches you, your concern touches your heart. In the closed house of wandering, you are the only one. The name is bright and transparent.
16. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
17. People always want the ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, and they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know when they do bad things. We make it too difficult for the ghosts.
18. I can’t sleep at night, but when I grow up, I am always troubled by love.
19. Memories are always melancholy! The pleasant ones make people feel that it is a pity that it is over; the unpleasant ones still make people sad when they think about it.
20. It’s just that I was too innocent at the beginning and was deceived by you into taking away my true feelings.
21. You won’t laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why can you cry over and over again for the same person.
22. Poetry is respected all over the world. Only in China today, even people like Han Han dare to come out and scold poets. What kind of XX writes middle school student compositions? How dare a person like this make irresponsible remarks about new poetry?
23. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.
24. Once a person regards something as more important than his life, he will fight tooth and nail to protect it.
25. A good man is one who, when others scold his woman for being ignorant and unreasonable, holds her in his arms, stands up and says with embarrassment: I'm used to it, what's wrong!
26. If life stops at meals and surviving, I can’t see the difference between a human being and a pig.
27. Being responsible for the joys and sorrows of others who are strangers to you is a way of training a sense of responsibility.
28. Those who have no money raise pigs, and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in their living rooms. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to be rich, and those who have money pretend to have no money.
29. Life is like fighting against landlords. Those who were just a group will become enemies in a blink of an eye.
30. The left eye has never seen the right eye. I don’t know how to comfort it, I only know how to cry with it.
31. There is only one heart, but it is divided into two atria. One sad, one happy
32. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.
33. Fish love water so much, but water cooks fish. I love you so much, but you want to separate.
34. Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I am clumsy, I have worked hard, so I have no regrets.
35. Loving you is a lonely heart. I don’t understand the meaning of your smile.
36. I once tried to count the injuries you caused with a smile, but in the end tears flowed out of my eyes with the smile.
37. I am not afraid of waiting, not afraid of old age, not afraid of death, I am not afraid of anything. I'm just afraid that the person I like falls in love with someone else.
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39. I had a dream for two years, and from beginning to end I had no intention of waking up
40. After working hard to lose weight for a year, you can eat back to where you were before losing weight in one meal.
41. Life becomes lonely; 2. Ideals become a cup; 3. Games become all-nighters; 4. Porn photos and selfies become; 5. Food fear becomes; 6. Certificates become fake; 7. Women become men; 8. Boys become effeminate; 9. Life becomes virtual; 10. Marriage becomes flashy.
42. Pretending to be strong and not hurting, do you think I can do it? See clearly that I am not an invincible Iron King.
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< p> 44. Love never stops, how brave you need to be if you want to go to the end of the world.45. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. The name of that flower is "It doesn't matter."
46. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner
47. My dear, when you want to cry, raise your head and prevent the tears from falling. Tell yourself: Don’t be stupid, no one cares.
48. When you grow up, there will always be one or two opportunities where you will run for the person you like.
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50. Don’t give your sincerity easily, because sincerity is the closest to sadness.
51. -09-04 19:28
52. I really want to get so drunk that I can’t sleep for a long time, so that my heart won’t be aching or sad
53. After all, I had him, I was moved by him, I cried and laughed for him, I am very happy to have him in my memory
54. When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when the people are humble, there will be no fish. Invincible!
55. Faced with high oil prices, high house prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption.
56. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this. However, men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money.
57. One day my hand was burned. What did you care most about was whether the boiling water was poured out? Classic life story
58. -09-02 18:33
p>59. There is always one person who will make you forget all the good things about others, but he cannot see the good things about you.
60. If you are not blind, don’t use your ears to understand me.
61. I am racing against time with your memory
62. Too much initiative often results in too much indifference.
63. I can’t give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world, as long as you need it.
64. This kind of unseen pain makes me miss you more and more.
65. I stayed up late, I felt distressed, I shed tears, I shouted tired, I think you are the only one who knows.
66. I argued with a girl about whether whales are fish, and in the end I said Japan People also have a personal name, and then she agrees that whales are not fish.
67. Some people exist. It's because of fate. So he shouldn't complain about anything.
68. Do you feel bad when you see your lover chatting ambiguously with others?
69. I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely in the dark night
< p> 70. The most contradictory thing between people is that one person fantasizes about each other’s future, while the other person misses his own past71. Please remember me, my name and the words I sprinkled on you. years.
72. I may not be perfect, but I have always been myself.
73. Behind the scenery is either vicissitudes of life or filth.
74. Life is a journey, and life is the process. Whether you go over mountains and ridges, or wade through water and take a boat, everything depends on you.
75. Your self-righteous concern is just a joke in the eyes of others.
76. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!
77. Time is too thin, the fingers are too wide, and the fleeting years cannot be grasped. Only I am still missing it.
78. All women who are capable of doing their best have the sign of being a lady.
79. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.
80. I know everything. I am just cooperating with you to hurt my heart.
81. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework
82. I lost my love, my heart, my happiness, myself, but Can't throw away the memories.
83. We will be separated sooner or later. I'm really afraid that we won't be able to separate by then. It's better to separate now.
84. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are on, but a bad teacher will take you directly to the presidential suite!
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86. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you were in my heart.
87. I admire myself for being able to joke about the terrible past as if it was nothing.
88. After the housing reform, I couldn’t afford to live in a house, after the medical reform, I couldn’t afford to see a doctor, and after the education reform, I couldn’t afford to go to school. .
89. Walking away from each other back to back, no one stayed and no one looked back
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91. Life is not easy. It all depends on acting. Play the role as yourself, play yourself into the classic life of amnesia
92. When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.
93. The loneliest time is not when you are alone, but when you are surrounded by someone who is focused on another thing.
94. No one likes hypocrites, but true villains are also intolerable in a civilized society. Hypocrites at least know that civilization is good and are willing to pretend, so that they are not shameless and have no scruples.
95. When I was young, I thought love was everything, but now I find that everything is not love.
96. There was no one selling elixirs in the world, but as more people became delusional, some began to sell them.
97. Rich people will say that poverty is a kind of wealth.
98. We are giving up and whitening our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocent beauty.
99. If I don’t think you are who you are, you are nobody.
100. My mother told me when I was young not to be a mediocre person, so now I am very mediocre. A complete collection of self-righteous sayings
You are not a lifelong person. If you don’t say something for a lifetime, you can let it go without forcing it.
We have gone too far and have forgotten why we went.
Taking others too seriously, only to be treated as nothing by others.
A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.
The most eternal happiness in life is ordinary, and the longest possession is cherishment.
The sweetest thing I can think of is to be liked by you every day I like you.
We dare not care too much because we are afraid that others will not care at all.
There is a time in life that must be there, but there is no time in life. Don’t force it. Don’t force things that don’t belong to you, but learn to give up at the right time.
Everything in the world can be repeated, except life and time.
Thinking too much will only destroy you. It makes you feel anxious and makes things that are not actually bad become bad.
I don’t want things that don’t belong to me, and I don’t want things that are not given to me sincerely.
My attitude depends on how you treat me.
, the same word means both missing and missing. When I missed you the most, I realized that I missed you.
Many times, we like others, but they don’t know it; more often, we hurt others, but we don’t know it.
No matter how dull the knife is, it can cut the flesh, and no matter how weak the emotion is, it can hurt the heart.
Love is like a rubber band, it will hurt when you let go.
No matter how hesitant and confused I am at this time, in the end, I will live the life I want.
Be a bright woman. It doesn’t overwhelm the country, it doesn’t overwhelm the city, but it does pour out all its love.
If a person has to do something he doesn't like, the best thing to do is to do it as quickly as possible and then get it over with.
We can quarrel, but it cannot affect the relationship. No matter friendship or love.
Once you are happy, never give a chance to sadness.
I don’t know what love is, I only know that we can’t live without it.
Just a few good friends, not naming them. I just want to say that with you, I have been happy and moved.
At least for a brief period of time, I was the reason you smiled.
Many times, I think I can understand the world, but I am just self-righteous.
I love you not only because of how you look, but also because of how I look when I am with you.
The biggest benefit of maturity is: what you couldn’t get before, you don’t want now.
Whoever you love, set him free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belonged to you.
If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.
Being strong is not just not giving in in the face of big right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.
When I can’t see you, I have a lot of things I want to say to you. When you are around, I feel like leaning against you quietly, even if I don’t speak, is nice.
The best way to avoid being sad is to pretend that you are heartless.
Don’t believe others just because they tell you what you want to hear.
My love is not that complicated. Two hearts, one home, love me, be good to me, and don’t ask for much else.
A word of sorry made our love lose to time and distance.
I want to give you happiness, but I can’t enter your world.
Some people choose to be friends because they are too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
Say goodbye and we will never see each other again. Say forget and all memories will disappear.
How many times have I said I love you, and how many people have I changed it to?
In fact, what you are afraid of is not falling in love itself, but falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.
When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we have become winners in life.
How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fear is also boundless.
As long as it ends in comedy, you can make me cry no matter how much you want during the process.
Missing you only lasts a moment, but missing you lasts a lifetime.
Be brave enough to speak your mind, even if your voice trembles.
Even if you can’t forget some memories, you still have to pretend that you can’t remember them.
No one can be pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.
You can have love, but don’t be persistent, because separation is inevitable.
Women should sometimes be like men, brave, independent and responsible. Since you can't satisfy everyone, then satisfy yourself.
If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice.
Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sorrow for you, there will always be a period of time when people have to learn to grow up on their own.
I walk slowly, but I never step back. Idioms describing self-righteousness
1. Dance with an ax in front of Luban’s gate. It is a metaphor for showing off one's skills in front of experts and not overestimating one's abilities.
2. Arrogant: no one else in your eyes. Describes arrogance and looking down on others.
3. Shake your head and shake your head. It mostly describes the appearance of contentment and self-righteousness.
4. Do what you think is right: do what you think is right, without considering the opinions of others.
5. Use white to denigrate green: use white to denigrate blue. It is a metaphor for using self-righteous prejudice to deny others.
6. Self-satisfied: Ran: like this. I think I am right. Describes a subjective and humbly attitude.
7. Posturing: refers to a posture or appearance that pretends to have artistic effect.
8. Going in the opposite direction: You want to go south but the car goes north instead. Metaphorical action and purpose are exactly the opposite.
9. High self-positioning: Positioning: Place it in a certain position. It means that you think of yourself as a great person.
10. Self-willed: self-willed; headstrong: tough-minded; self-willed: self-righteous. Very stubborn and confident, without considering other people's opinions.
11. Self-righteous: Yes: Right. Always think you are right. The description is subjective and not open-minded.
12. High expectations: a metaphor for arrogance and self-righteousness.
13. Do not ambush, burn or bury: ambush: surrender; burn and bury: burn and bury money. In the old days, the government recovered the burial expenses from the murderer to compensate the family of the deceased. It is a metaphor for not repenting of sin or not listening to advice.
14. Teacher’s heart is self-righteous: Teacher’s heart: taking the heart as the teacher, here means only believing in oneself; self-righteousness: acting according to one’s own subjective intentions. Describes being self-righteous and unwilling to accept the correct opinions of others.
15. Like to be a teacher: Like to be a teacher for others. Describes being immodest, self-righteous, and showing off his seniority.
16. Gongxiaojiao: Gong and Jiao are both one of the five ancient tones. Use Gong Tiao to mock Jiao Tiao. It is a metaphor for using self-righteous prejudice to ridicule and deny others.
17. Complacency: Ming: means, thinks. I feel very proud of myself.
18. Preconception: It means that the words heard first or the impression obtained first often occupy a dominant position in the mind, and it is not easy to accept different opinions when encountering them in the future.
19. Arrogance: Thinking too highly of oneself. Describes being arrogant and not taking others seriously.
20. Self-satisfied: Describes one’s self-satisfaction and self-satisfaction.
21. Doing things one's own way: Refers to not accepting other people's advice and stubbornly following one's own subjective ideas.
22. Being smart: Thinking you are smart and making random decisions. Refers to overestimating oneself and acting subjectively.
23. Those who are good swimmers drown: People who know how to swim often drown. It is a metaphor for people who think they have certain abilities and get into trouble because of this.
24. Stubborn: Stubbornly insisting on one's own opinions and refusing to change.
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