How to reply to someone who says you are short?

I think replying with a slap is enough!

Low appearance can be changed. Nowadays, with the advanced technology of plastic surgery and makeup, it will only become a lifelong regret if you are not tall enough. Being short in stature is often the reason for being laughed at. The annoying thing is that although we don’t want to admit it, this is also true. But if we don’t reply to those people and feel too aggrieved, then how can we be polite without being embarrassed? How about returning those immoral and hurtful words?

We must fight back forcefully in front of those who like to laugh at other people's height, because if these people don't let them know that we are not easy to bully, they will definitely get worse next time.

If you are a girl, you can say that my height is exactly the height of a cute girl. Can you be so tall like me? If the other party is really taller, then he will be speechless immediately. After all, doesn’t that girl want Xiaoniaoyiren?

Of course, you can also say: "If you are talking in front of me, why don't you quickly lower your head? How dare you raise your head to talk to me?" Or you can also say: "I have never heard of condensed Is it the essence? For a person like you, with your limbs so developed, you can tell at a glance that your brain is full of paste! "The most important thing is to match it with your disgusted eyes, which will make the answer more lethal. Table of contents, the other party will feel a little embarrassed after hearing this, and they will not ask for trouble like this. Smart people will usually stop it in moderation, and next time they will not make fun of your height like this.

If you want a more humorous answer, you can also say this: "Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's the comparison? If you round up, aren't we all two meters tall?" If you do this, you will instantly bring the other person to the same level as you. In fact, height is not a big deal. If you make the other person feel this way, you will win.

But the most domineering answer still needs to be what Napoleon said when he was still a little soldier: "General, although there is a height gap between you and me, but as long as I want, I can always You can make this gap disappear. "This means, general, don't laugh at me because of my height. I can move your head whenever I want." Such arrogance is truly worthy of the French Emperor.

A friend of mine once replied like this: "You say I'm short? When I pull my three-meter-long legs out of the soil, I won't scare you to death." Such cute words, once said Come out, who else will laugh at your shortness? Sometimes you just need to be so resourceful.