Begging for jokes, not talking much is very funny. .

1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu. ...

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing eating with my left hand. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you. Each of us is a dreamer. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left. 6 "Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor." ⑦ I only know two things in my life: one or the other. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words. Attending, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

The farmer was picking shit, and a man walked behind and asked, "Grandpa, how much is this sauce?" The farmer didn't say anything. The man put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, "I won't tell you how much it is a catty, nor will I tell you that your taxi sauce stinks." ...

When the boss told him to eat and sleep, he said to his wife, eat! Sleep! Say to your lover: have a meal and sleep. Say to mistress: eat and sleep. Say to the beauty: eat, sleep and sleep. Say to Xiaomi: Eat and sleep. Say to the staff: what to eat! Sleep what! All overtime.

Hope to adopt