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How to laugh at your looks?
How to laugh at yourself humorously for being ugly? How to humorously laugh at yourself for being ugly and low in value?
1. Are you sure you want to see my photos? I think I look a little exciting. ...
Every time I look in the mirror, I really want to go back to the furnace and rebuild it. ...
3. Are you still sleepy? Look at me, and you will feel refreshed!
4. I'm sorry, my five senses and organizational discipline are too poor. I'm sorry to scare you!
5. My appearance is constantly challenging aesthetics!
6. I look like Picasso's works, very abstract!
7. As soon as I went out today, several drivers were scared to break the rules. ...
8. All perfectionists, when they see me, will feel ... hopeless in this life. ...
9. It's really not easy for me to get along in society like this. Thank those who are kind to me!
10. Someone asked me for a photo, saying that it could ward off evil spirits by sticking it on the door. ...
1 1. hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... how can I describe my appearance? The five senses can barely recognize!
12. I may need a comprehensive plastic surgery urgently.
13. that day I asked the magic mirror, "am I really the ugliest person in the world?" The mirror cut itself. ...
14. Am I worthy of archaeological research?
15. I'm an angel, too, but my face landed first.
How to laugh at yourself humorously for being ugly? How to humorously laugh at yourself for being ugly and low in value?
16. When I am in a serious relationship, others think that I am doing it for my money.
17. Hey! Stop it! I really look exactly like the photo on my ID card.
18. The plastic surgeon saw me and knew there was a big business coming.
19. Don't say I look good, you will be struck by lightning if you tell such a lie!
20. Um ... I'm poor, and I don't understand why I look incredible.
2 1. It is said that beautiful women are unlucky, so did I live to be chinemys reevesii?
22. This is an era of looking at faces, but I look like ... I don't belong to this era. ...
23. Look in the mirror every day and tell yourself that you can't eat by your face. Reading is the only way out.
24. I should have been born in the morning 1, because it was an ugly time.
25. There is nothing I can do about the beauty camera, because I may not even recognize my face.
26. I comfort myself every day, it doesn't matter if I am ugly, in case the other person is blind!
27. My friend said that my face looks like a QR code. I really don't know what it looks like without careful scanning. ...
28. Thanks to my parents, they have never abandoned me like this since childhood. ...
29. There is no mirror in the world that I can see twice. ...
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