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Ma Weidou: I took a bath in Turkey. All I need is to surrender. How did I finally get out?

Ma Weidou is a man with rich life experience. He has traveled all over the world. In the words of the older generation, "he eats more salt than some people." After all, people's life experience of more than 60 years, any episode, is a textbook model. Ma Weidou "followed the fashion" in his early years and went to Turkey to take a bath. In his words, "I went to Turkey to take a bath, almost surrendered, and finally I gritted my teeth and came out". What's going on here?

Speaking of exotic customs, nature is unique. As far as bathing is concerned, China speaks in a place as big as ten miles, not to mention the mysterious country of Turkey. Bathing in Turkey is a unique culture, and even film and television giants like Jackie Chan have been to Turkey. Coincidentally, Ma Weidou has also been to the bathhouse where Jackie Chan is located. Ma Weidou has a good personal relationship with Jackie Chan, but it is still unknown whether he is instructed by Jackie Chan. In a word, Ma Weidou has been to a Turkish bathhouse.

Ma Weidou into the bathhouse, also don't like uncle China rub bath warm greeting, swinging bath towel shouted, but directly pointed to the small bench motioned Ma Weidou crouching there. Ma Weidou Holley was also a big shot in China, or he didn't know the language, so he had to give in. At this moment, Ma Weidou's heart refused. He felt that the students were being educated by the head teacher. Before Ma Weidou could react, a pot of hot water spilled on Ma Weidou. This sour, Ma Weidou the in the mind is very depressed. Out of respect for local customs, Ma Weidou gritted his teeth and endured it. Even if he cried, he had to take a bath by himself.

That's not enough. When it's time to take a shower, that's the real suffering. Ma Weidou said that this is the real suffering, not so much taking a bath as rubbing off the belt and meat together. Ma Weidou later stressed that it was really uncomfortable to surrender at that time. This is no ordinary pain. Ma Weidou emphasized in his mind more than once that this was the only time in his life, and he never wanted to have a second time.

Just as Ma Weidou hesitated, a pot of cold water poured on him again. Boy, it must feel good to have hot and cold one after another. No matter how hard the washerwoman tried, he was calm and didn't overreact. Instead, he respected the fruits of others' labor. Finally, Ma Weidou gritted his teeth and came out. Although there are 100 people in the center who don't want to take a bath, he still wants to respect the local cultural customs and, more importantly, the achievements of others' labor.

From this perspective, Ma Weidou's passivity and consideration for others is a kind of accomplishment. I have to say that Ma Weidou's accomplishment is really amazing, otherwise he wouldn't have such a great influence in the cultural circle. As can be seen from the details, one's success is by no means accidental, and so is Ma Weidou's success. Ma Weidou said, "I went to take a bath in Turkey, but I almost surrendered. Finally, I gritted my teeth and came out." It seems like a ridiculous joke, but it makes people feel different warmth and emotion. This is the power of self-cultivation. However, people who can be as cultured as Ma Weidou are really rare. Therefore, people should pay more attention to their own cultivation.