Funny joke rice cake

Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft!

Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. ...

There was a couple who had a private life, but the boy needed military service, so he made a vow to the girl and gave her a diamond ring, promising to meet her today in three years. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and ran away from home.

However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date, which became an eternal regret. Boys are heartbroken. ...

A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?

Rice cake ~ ~!

Brother rice cake's cold joke

There is a pair of rice cake brothers who have been twins since childhood!

Brothers hate brothers, brothers hate brothers!

They are eager to leave each other!

Suddenly one day, they separated strangely!

Two people are extremely happy!

Brother: Ah, I finally separated from my brother!

Brother's: Ah, we finally separated!

Brother was very happy to give my brother a high five, and Ya gave me 5.

Ah ... it's stuck again!