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I am a junior high school student. I didn't fight before, but I was often bullied after entering junior high school. I don't want my parents to know that I will be laughed at. I want to learn how to f
I am a junior high school student. I didn't fight before, but I was often bullied after entering junior high school. I don't want my parents to know that I will be laughed at. I want to learn how to fight.
The simplest thing is to grab your opponent's hand with both hands when he grabs your hair. Pay attention to grab his separated fingers, just grab one and push in the opposite direction. He will kneel to you at once, so be sure to break up with him. If it's too late, try to get close to him and kick him in the crotch with your fist or foot. Be ruthless. It hurts there. If you don't believe me, you can pat yourself. Usually practice more, that is, measure the position of the wall or tree at the same height as the crotch, push forward with your feet and punch. If too many people pass by, be sure to scratch your hair to death. I'm telling you, Sanda and Taekwondo don't work in street fighting, because it's so sudden that you don't have time to react at all. This is the best way to deal with men, and it is also the best way to preserve physical strength. Hurry up and adopt it!
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