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The father educates his son: "Speak flexibly, and never say anything to death. Just say, yes. . . . . . Yes. " Just then, someone knocked at the door. The father said to his son, "Go and see who it is?" Someone asked his son, "Is your father at home?" The son said loudly, "Some are at home and some are not." Mao Mao is preparing a speech contest at home, and his father is an audience. Mao Mao: "Teachers and students. . . . . . "Dad pointed out," I'm not your teacher or your classmate. What should you say? " Mao Mao: "Dear dads. . . . . . "Dad:" Mao Mao, how many articles have you written this semester? " Mao Mao: "About 20." Dad: "How many! What schools are there? " Mao Mao: "There are only two kinds-a critical letter and a guarantee." Son: "Dad, what is the law?" Dad: "The law is a lawyer in France." Son: "So what is legal blindness?" Dad: "That's the blind man in France."