Physics jokes are relatively simple and easy to understand. It's okay to be a little inappropriate for children, but it doesn't hurt. Preferably three.

The little white rabbit meets the big bad wolf, and the little white rabbit says, Big bad wolf, you ask me if I am a little white rabbit, you ask me! ! ! ! The wolf said, are you a white rabbit? The little white rabbit is very happy. Yes, yes, I am! ! ! Then the little white rabbit said, Wolf, Wolf, you ask me if I am a giraffe, you ask me! ! ! ! The wolf is helpless. All right. . . that . . Rabbit, are you a giraffe? Hit him on the back of the head, you idiot I told you I was a white rabbit! ! !

In 2046, South Korea's space science and technology took off and launched a satellite around Mars. As a gift, a Korean satellite airdropped a Korean myth on Mars, which caused a sensation among Martians. Martian A: Gee, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans. Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species. Martians A (crying bitterly): No wonder we are so ugly ... Dong "... Korean satellite airdropped another" Korean cosmetic guide ". ...

Just now, I withdrew 26,000 yuan from the counter of the Agricultural Bank of China, and the operator actually gave me 27,000 yuan. I saw that the money detector showed 70 sheets. When I was given the money, I quickly said I took it 1000. This is 7000! The operator thanked me again and again, but I said no, anyway, I still have to return it then, so I'm too lazy to make an extra trip! I thought, "It's not that easy to frame me!"