Super interesting classic funny jokes?

I remember taking classes in the grand staircase classroom in college. It's big with a front door and a back door.

One day, the teacher ran out of chalk and asked the students with thick glasses in the first row to go to other classes to ask for chalk.

The boy went out, appeared at the back door five seconds later and asked, Teacher, is there any chalk here?

The teacher was blinded and paused for two seconds to continue his lecture.

The boy went out and appeared at the front door five seconds later and said, teacher, there is no chalk in other classes.

Funny joke 2

I saw a new neighbor downstairs when I sent my son to kindergarten in the morning. Sister is choppy and coquettish.

Go to the gym with your boyfriend and carry a gym bag.

God, it's a pity that her boyfriend smokes. I don't like men who smoke.

Funny joke 3

Yesterday, my son ate jiaozi for the first time in his life.

He is absent-minded when eating and playing. Facing jiaozi, he tried to take a second bite before swallowing the last one.

I shrink my hand: "swallow your mouth first!" " "He came and took my hand.

I know that after eating this jiaozi, his soul was branded with the thought of northerners.

Funny joke 4

In the vast desert, an explorer struggled to drive his jeep to a camel rider and asked, "Sir, how can I get to the nearest highway?"

The man replied, "Go straight in this direction and turn right on Tuesday."

Funny joke 5

Going out with my daughter-in-law, there is a wandering singer singing by the roadside. I told my daughter-in-law: if I have no money, I will go to the roadside to sing.

My daughter-in-law looked at me and said, you are not that material.

Me: Will I starve to death if I go to sing?

Daughter-in-law sighed and said, no, you will be killed!

Funny joke 6

During the night shift, a patient pressed the pager. I hurried over and saw him lying under the bed. I quickly asked him what was wrong.

He said he couldn't sleep. Let me chat with him!

I'll help him to bed. You can close your eyes and rest. You can rest if you can't sleep!

He wants me to come to your office and talk to you. ...

I looked at the thunder and lightning outside the window, uncle, are you afraid of thunder …

Funny joke 7

A girl is black, and many blind dates have never met an electric call.

Recently, another neighbor's aunt was going to introduce something to her and ask her what she wanted.

Sister wanted to think and said, it is good to be darker than me.

Aunt looked at her and whispered, that's really hard to find.

Funny joke 8

I "buddy, where's your car? Can I borrow it? I took my girlfriend to do something. "

Buddy "in the underground parking lot, there is not much oil." Remember to cheer me up when you come back. "

Two hours later, I returned my car keys to my buddy. Dude, "Did you cheer me up?"

I "didn't add it, I didn't even start."

Looking at my silly buddy, I cut my girlfriend's messy hair and dragged her away.

Funny joke 9

My son is only three years old and sees a lot of food on TV. So he said to his father, Dad, I want to be on TV.

Dad said, what are you going to do? Son: I'm going in to buy some sweets.

Dad said: ok, then you go in. The son said weakly, I dare not go in.

Dad asked strangely, why? The son replied, I'm in. You have to tune the channel.

Funny jokes 10

One day, three colleagues got together in a bar, and all three were drunk.

Colleague A said, "Where do you keep all your clothes? My wardrobe is occupied by my wife and my clothes are put in a small storage box. "

Then colleague B said, "You still have a storage box, and my clothes are in the suitcase."

Colleague C said, "You are all right, my clothes are on me." .