How to introduce yourself humorously

."Luffa flowers, pumpkin flowers, others don't praise me." Today, I will praise myself. Hee hee, please don't laugh at me for being so immodest. Once I finish my compliments, it won't be too late for you to laugh at me again!

2. If even separation is a kind of beauty, then there will be no sadness in the world of love. If even being connected is a kind of tiredness, then the world of love will be full of regrets. If being unforgettable is a sin, then the world of love is full of hypocrisy.

3. I have a lively and cheerful personality, and a child cannot be too quiet! However, I still want to become a quiet little boy. Yes, I will wait until the next life. Whenever my parents said I was crazy, I would throw them a saying I didn't know how I learned: "Since we are liberated, we must move more!" which made them laugh.

4. Hello everyone, I am Yu Shui from the School of Political Science and Law. Just as the corners of your mouth unconsciously rise when you mention my name, bringing you laughter is the most natural thing in my life. I like to be intoxicating. I love the tranquility, but also love the flashy hustle and bustle. Many people often feel that they are ordinary individuals in the world, but I firmly believe in Beethoven's words: "There are many generals in the world, but I, Beethoven, only have one." I want to say: "The beauty in the world There are many talented women, but I only have one in Yu Shui."

5. There is such a person in our class. Although she is not good-looking, she is very eye-catching. You can guess from the nickname "Smurf" given to her by her classmates that she must have many interesting stories!

6. Sometimes, the world is so big that we have no chance to meet it in our lifetime. Sometimes, this world is so small that I can see your smiling face as soon as I look up. Therefore, when you meet, please be grateful; when you fall in love, please cherish it; when you turn around, please be graceful

7. My surname is Han, my first name is Yiran, and I am ten years old. Let me tell you quietly, despite my quiet appearance, I am actually a very important figure at home and at school! Don't believe it, do you? Then I will tell you one, two, three and four to satisfy your ears.

8. You look pretty but have an indifferent face; you long for understanding and care, but are selfish and narrow-minded and cannot tolerate others’ sincere criticism of you; you were once passionate and had lofty ambitions, but then you As you grow older and study pressure increases, you gradually forget your ideals. You are unwilling to make progress, are stubborn and stubborn, and often make unexpected moves. Now, you are about to graduate from junior high school. I sincerely advise you to integrate into the social family, feel the help and care of others, and learn to give back and be grateful!

9. Looking at you, why do I still feel lonely? "Thinking of you, why do I keep crying?" Because some things cannot be denied, just like the reality that you never love me; because I am already tired of performing a one-man show of love in a way of self-deception