Recommend a few classic simple jokes.

When I went to the Internet cafe, my children were in grade three or four, and we were all warehouses where CT played. I died first, so I watched him play. He still went out with a flash. Suddenly I saw a very funny action. He put his hand down and covered his eyes and lay down! I said: Actually, just turn your head away (I'm talking about people in CS). He said: thank you, brother! In the second game, he took out a flash and threw it out. Another sudden action is very funny. He twisted his body! When I twisted it back, I lay down. He looked at me helplessly, and I was helpless. .

Joke 2

A man in a suit and tie walked into an Internet cafe and sat next to my friend, clamoring for the boss to give him the greatest pleasure. Boss enters the fairy sword. He saw my friend and many people in CS, so he asked the boss to come in and give him CS. (N hours later) The man asked my friend, "Why is my gun so short and yours so long? Give me the longest one. "

My friend bought him a sniper without saying anything.

This is the longest ...........

Joke 3

Stay up all night in the internet cafe. I'm in a battle. Net. I attacked the path alone and squatted at the corner for 2 minutes. Without CT and footsteps, I leaned forward slowly. Suddenly two CT's jumped out and used AK. I was so scared that I hit the drink bottle next to me with the mouse and turned over. My foot kicked off the wire plug. This row of machines was cut off and my stool gave a bang. The whole Internet cafe stood up and looked at me.

Joke 4

This is something for you:

Once, I used awp to kill people on the local area network, and a man next to me looked at me with admiration and asked, hey, buddy, did awp throw a gun with a mouse or a keyboard ~ ~ ~

Joke 5

A few days ago, I downloaded the classic DEMO study in the Internet cafe. I watched the simulation demonstration with the mouse, and then listened in the back.

One person shouted: Come to someone (probably that person's buddy), come and see, this brother's AWP is accurate, come on.

Vanity prevented me from telling the truth. After a while, after watching the demo, I said, does anyone in the Internet cafe play CS? . .

Just look at the CS who just quit the game and checked out of the plane. Before leaving, he said: Do you want to play CS in this room when you come up with us? I can see from his eyes that he worships me a little.

Joke 6

I forgot the name of the map, but I'm not familiar with it anyway. I made a T, bought a gun, and wanted to run with my teammates. It's a pity that everyone looked at each other and probably didn't know the way. But when I saw a T shouting: Come with me, then I took out my knife and cleared the way crazily. My heart is full of joy: I met a master! ! ! Then a bunch of t's went out with him, running like a string of hairtail, and I followed the third.

T, who takes the lead, seems to be a master. He runs very fast, and I also shout: gogogo. . . . Into a corridor, there was a bend in front, but when I saw the man jump, he changed to AK and papapa in mid-air. From the jumping posture, the action of changing guns and the sound of AK, it is deeply indicated that he is a master. After three shots, my dear friend, a big bend, disappeared. Running in front of me, a big brake, a group of people behind stopped to make a wish, but when they saw an elevator pit in front, there was no sign of that person. Everyone ran to the pit and saw the guy jumping at the bottom of the pit. I looked at it with a scope, and 45% of the blood passed out. The bottom of the pit is so deep that I can't jump out. Fortunately, T is very smart. He pressed the elevator button, the elevator rose slowly, CT arrived at the back, and T was completely destroyed. At the beginning of the second game, countless T's were played: XXXnishisb! !

Joke 7.

I have always been very kind to my wife, but once in CS, my wife called me:

"What are you doing?"

"Go away, I'm blocked."

"What?"

"* *, go away and get out of my way. Why is there so much nonsense? 1

"What did you say?"

"Bang", a Grenade blew me up.

"*, blocked me again, Nai Nai, still so wordy"

"You. . . . . . . . "

My wife hung up the phone, and it took me a long time to realize that I was answering her phone myself, but I continued with CS. When I went back that day and saw my wife crying there, I finally persuaded her not to let me play CS in the future. I gave many examples, such as playing mahjong without playing cards after playing CS, and then being coaxed and cheated. Finally, I kept the right to play CS, hehe ~ ~ ~ but it left a sequela. Every time I play CS, I jump up nervously.

Joke 8

During the dust storm, C4 was about to explode. I jumped into WC at Gate A ... . . . . . . . . .

There are n CT in it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I immediately pressed m, 300, and I won't let them die! ! !

Joke 9

Thieves can't bury mines ... I thought it would be over if I dropped mines at the burial site ... As a result ... we made many vows ... At that time, he was the only one left ... We had no choice but to ... (I met him in the counterattack of Fang Hao police the day before yesterday ...)

Joke 10

In the internet cafe, the machines are full, and I watch others play CS. One CSER used AK to sweep (note that it was sweeping), and four people were killed. The second set, the third set and the fourth set are all the same. The best thing is that he still has three or four rounds of bullets and will not change them. I went up and asked, why not change the bomb? 7, 8 rounds don't change, you don't change 3 rounds? He said this game can also change bullets? . foolish

Joke eleven

When there was only one CT and T left, CT took an AWP. This guy is really in good health. He made two turns from A to B, running and walking, picking up sand eagles and changing guns, and turning around quickly from time to time ...... He tried his best (again). At a corner, he jumped up and squatted beautifully, and no one opened the mirror. T in the back is holding a small pistol. . . . .

Joke 12

I once accompanied a lovely mm 1vs 1. ..

I walked around her with a knife ... she couldn't find me when she hit me ... I stood behind her and watched her run out stupidly ... I buried C4 and ran away ... She was busy solving this problem ... I waved a knife and bypassed her ... She didn't move ... She scratched her foot in front of her ... and scratched it twice ... ...

Joke 13

One day, in the Internet cafe dust2, a guy next to him suddenly pointed to his mp5 remaining 18 and 12 and asked, ~ Dude, which button should I press to load the bullet? ~ a man next to him pretended to be very old-fashioned and replied: I can't get on! You shot 12, and it left by itself. . . ￥#% #%# #……#%#

Joke 14

Once I entered a strange IP with two people in it. When I went in, I found that they were not playing and were talking about their homework * * * * * * * * * * * *.

Joke 15

My brother (rookie) had no money when playing Aztec, so I asked him to pick it up. He wandered around a ct corpse, but the gun didn't come. He threw away his pistol (pressed G wildly) and scared him to run home. He felt unwilling as soon as he entered the door, so he rushed out to find two T's, an ak and an awp. He cut with a knife and killed an ak, and that awp also killed it.

Faint ing! ! !

Joke 16

Last time I went to play CS, the maps were all gray. We rushed out to play after burying the mine and died later. At this time, we also did t and CT. T is my classmate. He stood motionless at the mouth of the cave until C4 exploded, and then he was killed. Let's tell him you've been dedicated enough. He replied, what is that bright thing? How did I die? We fainted on the spot:)

Joke 17

There are small pictures of guns and snow all over the floor. We two dishes T are waiting for one of our masters, ct and ct awp, at home. Halfway through, our teammates became interested in the ground and stared at our feet. I stopped to look at him. Then he shot at our feet, and the ice cracked and splashed. He sank and there was no way to save him.

Joke 18

DUST2 saw two T's. They ran to Gate A, and one of them jumped on the other's head and ran for a long time. Almost arrived at Gate A, but they didn't fall down and didn't belong to the same place in understanding (the running route is the same). Hehe, that's enough! ?

Joke nineteen

Once, when D2 was a T, he bought AWP and rushed to Gate A, but after killing a CT, a group of \ \ "men in black \ \" appeared. They are in a hurry to escape, but they are not in a hurry. They were hit by a star and used their quick wits to press \ \" G \ \ ". The CT people were overjoyed and fought for guns.

Joke 20

Today, when I was playing the suspension bridge in the Internet cafe, there was a CT and a T running side by side on the long corridor. Neither side saw ... what is this? When I first played CS, I did CT in an Internet cafe. I saw bandit 3 running behind his ass in camouflage clothes, thinking it was a policeman's brother. Later, I heard someone shouting behind me. I hurried back, there was no one behind me. Then I turned around and bandit 3 was sweeping me with a gun. It's really boring I am strong.

Joke 2 1

In battle. Net, I'm CT, carrying AWP, and finally I only have 13 health, so I hide in the toilet, C4 is about to explode ... trying to save my life, a T rushes out of the A door and a beautiful jumper squats down. I'm afraid to pick up dishes ~ ~ ~ ~ but I only listened to the boring' Crai'. ! ! ! ! ! !

Joke 22

Watch my friend play dust2, do T, awp, come out from Gate A, and a ct jumps out at the corner of Avenue A. My friend opens the mirror and kills him. As a result, the ct action after his death in the air surprised us, as if he had been beaten away. He flew out with his head facing south and feet facing north, and was planted in that big pit. My friends and I are stupid ~

Joke 23

This morning, attacked the Aztec! When I was a CT, I crossed the suspension bridge and hid behind a stone. I saw a t rush to the suspension bridge. So I followed him and cut with a knife. I only found myself behind him when I saw that he had only 10 blood left. So he immediately turned around * * * * * * *.

Do you know what he did? He waved his AK at me as a sign to join him in the water. I feel dizzy when I see this brother who doesn't know how to fight against me! I really can't stand him insulting my favorite CS here, so I pulled the trigger of the pistol I had already changed. Looking at his fallen body, I really want to jump down and step on it again!

I feel dizzy when I think about it ~ ~ ~ ~

Joke 24

Last time I hit the train, I met a big rookie! Take C4 and lay mines there! That rookie likes to stamp his foot in a place where no one can find him, and he can't see anyone else. ) We didn't see T until he died. (even funnier), I wonder if that T made the LOGO the same as the bomb burial point and sprayed it in front of his birthplace! The rookie and C4 walked around the sign for a long time. We can hardly cry after reading it! At the beginning of the second game, I saw him typing pinyin. After a burst of laughter, I saw a line at the bottom of the screen: (haha! Ha ha! Cloud! sb！ ! ! ! Cai bird! ! )

Responder: Wolf of Siberia-No.1 scholar 14 level 5-4 10:08.

Koichi

When I went to the Internet cafe, my children were in grade three or four, and we were all warehouses where CT played. I died first, so I watched him play. He still went out with a flash. Suddenly I saw a very funny action. He put his hand down and covered his eyes and lay down! I said: Actually, just turn your head away (I'm talking about people in CS). He said: thank you, brother! In the second game, he took out a flash and threw it out. Another sudden action is very funny. He twisted his body! When I twisted it back, I lay down. He looked at me helplessly, and I was helpless. .

Joke 2

A man in a suit and tie walked into an Internet cafe and sat next to my friend, clamoring for the boss to give him the greatest pleasure. Boss enters the fairy sword. He saw my friend and many people in CS, so he asked the boss to come in and give him CS. (N hours later) The man asked my friend, "Why is my gun so short and yours so long? Give me the longest one. "

My friend bought him a sniper without saying anything.

This is the longest ...........

Joke 3

Stay up all night in the internet cafe. I'm in a battle. Net. I attacked the path alone and squatted at the corner for 2 minutes. Without CT and footsteps, I leaned forward slowly. Suddenly two CT's jumped out and used AK. I was so scared that I hit the drink bottle next to me with the mouse and turned over. My foot kicked off the wire plug. This row of machines was cut off and my stool gave a bang. The whole Internet cafe stood up and looked at me.

Joke 4

This is something for you:

Once, I used awp to kill people on the local area network, and a man next to me looked at me with admiration and asked, hey, buddy, did awp throw a gun with a mouse or a keyboard ~ ~ ~

Joke 5

A few days ago, I downloaded the classic DEMO study in the Internet cafe. I watched the simulation demonstration with the mouse, and then listened in the back.

One person shouted: Come to someone (probably that person's buddy), come and see, this brother's AWP is accurate, come on.

Vanity prevented me from telling the truth. After a while, after watching the demo, I said, does anyone in the Internet cafe play CS? . .

Just look at the CS who just quit the game and checked out of the plane. Before leaving, he said: Do you want to play CS in this room when you come up with us? I can see from his eyes that he worships me a little.

Joke 6

I forgot the name of the map, but I'm not familiar with it anyway. I made a T, bought a gun, and wanted to run with my teammates. It's a pity that everyone looked at each other and probably didn't know the way. But when I saw a T shouting: Come with me, then I took out my knife and cleared the way crazily. My heart is full of joy: I met a master! ! ! Then a bunch of t's went out with him, running like a string of hairtail, and I followed the third.

T, who takes the lead, seems to be a master. He runs very fast, and I also shout: gogogo. . . . Into a corridor, there was a bend in front, but when I saw the man jump, he changed to AK and papapa in mid-air. From the jumping posture, the action of changing guns and the sound of AK, it is deeply indicated that he is a master. After three shots, my dear friend, a big bend, disappeared. Running in front of me, a big brake, a group of people behind stopped to make a wish, but when they saw an elevator pit in front, there was no sign of that person. Everyone ran to the pit and saw the guy jumping at the bottom of the pit. I looked at it with a scope, and 45% of the blood passed out. The bottom of the pit is so deep that I can't jump out. Fortunately, T is very smart. He pressed the elevator button, the elevator rose slowly, CT arrived at the back, and T was completely destroyed. At the beginning of the second game, countless T's were played: XXXnishisb! !

Joke 7.

I have always been very kind to my wife, but once in CS, my wife called me:

"What are you doing?"

"Go away, I'm blocked."

"What?"

"* *, go away and get out of my way. Why is there so much nonsense? 1

"What did you say?"

"Bang", a Grenade blew me up.

"*, blocked me again, Nai Nai, still so wordy"

"You. . . . . . . . "

My wife hung up the phone, and it took me a long time to realize that I was answering her phone myself, but I continued with CS. When I went back that day and saw my wife crying there, I finally persuaded her not to let me play CS in the future. I gave many examples, such as playing mahjong without playing cards after playing CS, and then being coaxed and cheated. Finally, I kept the right to play CS, hehe ~ ~ ~ but it left a sequela. Every time I play CS, I jump up nervously.

Joke 8

During the dust storm, C4 was about to explode. I jumped into WC at Gate A ... . . . . . . . . .

There are n CT in it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I immediately pressed m, 300, and I won't let them die! ! !

Joke 9

Thieves can't bury mines ... I thought it would be over if I dropped mines at the burial site ... As a result ... we made many vows ... At that time, he was the only one left ... We had no choice but to ... (I met him in the counterattack of Fang Hao police the day before yesterday ...)

Joke 10

In the internet cafe, the machines are full, and I watch others play CS. One CSER used AK to sweep (note that it was sweeping), and four people were killed. The second set, the third set and the fourth set are all the same. The best thing is that he still has three or four rounds of bullets and will not change them. I went up and asked, why not change the bomb? 7, 8 rounds don't change, you don't change 3 rounds? He said this game can also change bullets? . foolish

Joke eleven

When there was only one CT and T left, CT took an AWP. This guy is really in good health. He made two turns from A to B, running and walking, picking up sand eagles and changing guns, and turning around quickly from time to time ...... He tried his best (again). At a corner, he jumped up and squatted beautifully, and no one opened the mirror. T in the back is holding a small pistol. . . . .

Joke 12

I once accompanied a lovely mm 1vs 1. ..

I walked around her with a knife ... she couldn't find me when she hit me ... I stood behind her and watched her run out stupidly ... I buried C4 and ran away ... She was busy solving this problem ... I waved a knife and bypassed her ... She didn't move ... She scratched her foot in front of her ... and scratched it twice ... ...