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Selected English jokes and stories in Grade One.
Junior one English joke story 1
Arrogance, arrogance
? All the children make fun of me? The boy cried to his mother. ? They say I have a big head?
? Don't listen to them. ? His mother comforted him. ? You have a beautiful head. Stop crying now and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes?
? Where is the shopping bag?
? I didn't. Use your hat. ?
Arrogance, arrogance
? All the children make fun of me. The little boy cried and said to his mother, they say my head is big. ?
? Don't listen to them. His mother comforted him and said, Your head is beautiful. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. ?
? Where is the shopping bag?
? I don't have a shopping bag, so I use your hat. ?
Junior one English joke short story 2
Husband: Honey, did you sew a button on me?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I sewed the buttonhole.
Husband: Honey, did you sew the button for me?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I only sewed the buttonhole.
Junior one English joke short story 3
Understanding the importance of a foreign language A cat and her four kittens met a big dog. When the kitten cowered, the cat made a series of loud barks and scared the dog away.
The cat turned to her kittens and said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
A big cat with four kittens suddenly saw a big dog in Lu Yu, and the kittens shrank back in fear. At this time, the big cat barked at the dog and scared it away.
The big cat turned to the kitten and said, look, you know the importance of knowing a foreign language. ?
Junior one English joke story 4
revelation
A countryman went to a big city for the first time. Walking into an office building, he saw a stout old woman walk into a small room. The door closed, the light flashed, and after a while, the door slid open, and a beautiful young girl.
The model got off the elevator.
The countryman blinked in surprise and said slowly, "I should have brought my wife!" "
enlighten
A countryman came to a big city for the first time. He walked into a building and saw a stout old woman walk into a small room. Then the door of the room closed and several lights flashed. After a while, the door opened and a beautiful young female model came out of the elevator.
The countryman blinked in surprise and said slowly, I should bring my wife! ?
Junior one English joke short story 5
A science teacher was giving a biology class to his students. He said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." Then he reached into his pocket and took out a chicken sandwich. He was puzzled for a while, thought for a moment, and said:
"That's interesting. I clearly remember eating my lunch. "
The teacher is giving a biology class to the students: Now, I'll show you this frog in my schoolbag. ? Then he reached into his pocket and took out a chicken sandwich. The teacher looked puzzled, pondered for a while and said, that's strange. I clearly remember that I had already had lunch. ?
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