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Why do men like Pan Jinlian in their bones?
Text/Yi If lewdness is a man's nature. It is not surprising that most of that man likes Pan Jinlian from his bones. Humans evolved from monkeys. Among primitive monkeys, the motivation for monkeys to compete for the throne mainly comes from getting the priority to mate with any female monkey in the group. Monkeys have evolved into human beings, even well-dressed modern people, but the obscene natural attributes cannot be extinguished. Many people are completely "monkeys" in their hearts except their faces. Men can be divided into several categories: one is the color heart, colorless heart, knows how to hide and restrain, controls well, is a gentleman, controls badly, is a hypocrite, and is the type of "boring chicken pecks at white rice". The other is colored and brave. When you see a beautiful woman, your eyes glow. For example, if you see a "gold ingot", as long as you are strong enough, you will habitually move forward. There is also a lack of ability, but it must be patched up. This one looks better. As long as it is a woman, it is considered a treasure, for fear of missing any spring that flashes in life. There is another kind, the color heart, but the temperament can't be put down, so it is generally a sublimation version of a lecherous who recognizes his brother and sister with a woman or gets along with a confidante in disguise. There is also a kind of person who is sent to the door by a woman and can't do it. Most of these men live a gloomy life, have no confidence in being a man at all, and can only look at the color and sigh. Moderate defamiliarization can resist aesthetic fatigue. After raising a white pig all my life, suddenly a black pig came out of the white pig, which was not beautiful but fresh. This may be an important reason why men have the psychology of "other people's wives are good and their sons are good". Pan Jinlian is not only the wife of others, but also a woman in a great contrast between psychological fantasy and reality. What's more, Sister Pan is definitely a beautiful woman with amorous feelings. Such a woman is very likely to realize a man's dream of an affair. Pan Jinlian didn't love money, which annoyed Zhang Huda and was thrown to Wu Dalang. In today's society, a beautiful woman who doesn't love money will definitely make men feel unburdened. In men's bones, whether they are other people's wives or not, women's belts are loose, not taking advantage of small things, and quite cute. At the same time, Pan Jinlian was born humble and articulate. Before catching up with Ximen Qing, she lived a normal life as a good woman, and she was quite intellectual in the expression of spirit and desire. So Pan Jinlian is not only a lascivious woman, but also a woman who understands amorous feelings and loves fantasy. Even my brother-in-law dares to pursue it. The dream of ordinary men in the world, I think the first thing is: there are beautiful women chasing out of thin air, or there is enough money, and then whoever wants to play will play. There is no reason why men don't like Pan Jinlian. Even though Pan Jinlian was involved in Wu Dalang's murder and was a guilty person, most men like Pan Jinlian, easily forgive her crimes and even want to make excuses for her. After all, Wu Dalang is so unlovable, and Pan Jinlian is beautiful enough. Perhaps, some men say that they don't like Pan Jinlian, and some men don't go to see Pan Jinlian, perhaps because they are afraid of seeing him and will degenerate into Ximen Qing. The woman a man dislikes most is a public lover, but the wife who likes others is a public lover, which is easy to approach. But a woman like Pan Jinlian is definitely suitable for being a lover, and the requirements are not high, because the reference conditions of Wu Da are too low to love a hero like Song Wu, so she loves a plump bear like Ximen Qing. Although she is also described as a dissolute woman in the original work, she is not a prostitute in essence. She is a weak woman who has to save herself in mental and physical suffering, the so-called hungry Lord. Among the crimes she committed, the inducement was the helplessness and depression of women at that time, but the result was inevitable anyway. However, because of the rationality of the inducement, it is necessary to let the compassionate men in the world give sympathy. Charm, amorous feelings, bad karma, original desire, resistance and helplessness all converge on a weak woman. In that era when chastity was the moral standard of women, it was a tragedy, if not a tragedy. There are many modern versions of Pan Sao, but they are by no means weak in society. They are all great people who love themselves. All men revolve around such women and play the role of contemporary Ximen Qing. Contemporary Pan Jinlian can't handle his own brother-in-law or someone else's brother-in-law. Contemporary Pan Jinlian is a figure with unique skills by virtue of her beauty and her skill in bed. After all, many people in our time have begun to find it difficult to understand Song Wu, but it is easier to understand and like Pan Jinlian. More exciting ... why are public toilets in Beijing more beautiful than restaurants? The world's smallest dancing video girl (hilarious) The fifteen "tricks" that are hard to imagine but not difficult to do are rare blessings for men to make women in love suffer from "henpecked husband"? There will be fourteen subversive changes in marriage and family in the future. Contemporary poets will be reduced to a homosexual situation. 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