What are some funny sentences that scold mosquitoes?

Funny sentences that scold mosquitoes are:

1, for those ugly and smelly MM, you should bite their faces hard. Let them know that there is nothing wrong with ugliness, and it is their fault to come out like a ghost to scare talents. I want to wake them up, change their biting methods and make them confident.

Don't leave a bag when biting, so if you are caught, you will be acquitted because of insufficient evidence.

3, long-term eye biting, we thin people are inherently malnourished, and there is no extra nutrition for you. So you have to bite fat people, they have a lot of blood, and you can't tell if you bite a dozen or twenty bites. Why not?

4. Just wait for a bite and don't make a sound, just like a policeman catching a thief and pulling a siren from a distance, which fool still stands and lets him catch it when he hears the siren! So, you should avoid such low-level mistakes! Mentally retarded people are like this. You should know.

5. You should be familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War. Biting people is like fighting a war. You will pay a painful price if you do not know yourself and yourself. We should adopt the strategy of diverting attention. One mosquito disturbs the enemy in front, and another mosquito attacks the enemy behind, making them impossible to prevent.

6. You can't talk loudly, lest you disturb other people's dreams.

7. Don't release venom when biting, which is very itchy. Next time, who wants you to bite? Carry out the principle of biting before eating and running after eating.

8. Don't bite the old, the weak and the sick, but spread the Chinese virtue of respecting the old and loving the young.

9. Don't oppress the people. When you see corrupt officials, local bullies should bite back until they can't take care of themselves. Only in this way can people's anger be alleviated. . .

10, for those evil forces, you must bite to the end and never show weakness. Let him see that the strength of the mosquito man is enormous and upright. .