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Shi's jokes, Shi's classic quotations and Shi's classic film and television lines.

Shi (1953-04-2065438+2008-09-28) is a famous crosstalk performer, a national first-class actor and an expert with outstanding contributions, and enjoys special allowance from the State Council. Won the "Quyi Art Contribution Award". Before his death, he was the director of the Crosstalk Art Committee of Chinese Quyi Association, the consultant of Heilongjiang Quyi Association, and the famous provincial chairman of Harbin Quyi Association. Close disciple of crosstalk master Hou.

On September 28th, 20 18, Shi died in Harbin at the age of 66.

Shi's jokes, Shi's classic quotations and Shi's classic film and television lines.

Masterpieces: I want to make up lessons, Between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law, Drunk Song, Mayor Hao, Adventures of Little Shoemaker.

1, cross talk without baggage is not cross talk, cross talk with baggage is not necessarily a good cross talk. Everyone's consumption psychology is different and varies from person to person.

2, remember, reputation is just coke. If you can't believe it, it's not so cola, and sometimes it's disgusting.

3. Crosstalk is a theater art, which cannot be separated from relatively fixed characteristics and performance forms, otherwise it will change itself and become a group of people who engage in farce.

4. My childhood dream was to be Qi Baishi. When I grew up, I became a cleaner. Some people say that ideals are too far from reality. I said, no, Qi Baishi is just like a cleaner.

The classic cross talk line "the same thing, the same thing" made many audiences remember the stone. Although this is a classic Spring Festival Gala program, Shi still has a grudge.

6. The most lethal position of crosstalk is the Spring Festival Evening. He admitted that crosstalk is a special comic art form. He said that traditional cross talk is like climbing a mountain, from the root of the mountain-the mountainside-the top of the mountain, it needs enough bedding and elaboration. However, TV crosstalk is restricted by strict time and content in an attempt to omit the foreshadowing and pursue information unilaterally. A cross talk performance lasts for 10 minutes, which is needed by actors. Stone said to.

Shi's apprentice Liu Tong's crosstalk lines are in Theoretical Classics.

Liu Tong: Thank you for your warm applause.

Zou Dejiang: Thank you.

Liu Tong: We are all apprentices of Teacher Shi.

Zou Dejiang: Yes.

Liu Tong: I am the eldest brother. My name is Liu Tong.

Zou Dejiang: I am the second brother. My name is Bajie.

Liu Tong: Bajie has a point.

Zou Dejiang: Aren't you a big brother?

Liu Tong: Dejiang.

Zou Dejiang: My name is Dejiang, the second child. I am very happy to perform with the big brother today.

Liu Tong: First cooperation.

Zou Dejiang: Speaking of crosstalk, crosstalk is actually very small. We all learned it from Teacher Shi.

Liu Tong: Yes.

Zou Dejiang: He has learned a lot, and I have learned more than him.

Liu Tong: Yes, he is very diligent.

Zou Dejiang: I was with Master and I gave him a present.

Liu Tong: That's right.

Zou Dejiang: I learned a lot.

Liu Tong: Yes.

Zou Dejiang: There is a cross talk called The Adventure of the Little Shoemaker.

Liu Tong: A classic.

Zou Dejiang: Praise a personnel section chief.

Liu Tong: Yes.

Zou Dejiang: Speaking of which, I want to learn from you. I'm wearing a suit, too Just tell me where this little shoemaker is going. You actors work very hard.

Liu Tong: I'm coming. Yes, it is very interesting.

Zou Dejiang: I often travel.

Liu Tong: We actually went all over the country.

Zou Dejiang: I can see that.

Liu Tong: I saw something.

Zou Dejiang: I can see from the shoes you wear that you run a lot.

Liu Tong: Oh, I will. Look at this bottom. It's all polished.

Zou Dejiang: This is nothing new. Think about it. You don't stop all year round You must pay for this. How about I applaud you?

Liu Tong: You can also repair shoes.