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Linyi people asked, "What does Cangpu mean?" ? Kneel and beg

Cangshan Mandarin. The accent is particularly strong.

There is a saying: I am afraid that Cangshan people speak Mandarin.

Mandarin-Cangshan dialect: what the tortoise said-what the king can't do, peanuts-fruit and rice, kitchen-pot house, light rain-fog, bugs-leaving the boat and yard-what to do that day), steamed bread-devil, pancakes-Niyanin, uncle-freshman, aunt-hair. Tree-Rich-Water-No-Hurry up-Why-Porridge-When the sky is separated from the sky, the cicada is called Sister Liu, the frog is called crooked, the building is called a door, the spoon is called seven stars, the paddle is busy, the butterfly is called a door moth, and the sparrow is called Suzaku and the ground. My uncle's wife is called Zhang Zi, coquetry is called Xi, wheat harvest is called Bi, steamed bread is called touch, tree is called rich, salty is called equal salty, and spicy is called crying. The long-winded person is called Mo Yu, the impossible is called Kaiqiao, the bicycle is called rickshaw, the matches are called matches, the washbasin is called ocean basin, vomiting is called dry moon, and jokes are called geese and sheep. The car is called a turtle to build a car, the little doll is called a little naughty child, the mother-in-law is called a mother, the stirring is called a monster, the spoon is called a Buddha, and the storytelling is called a lagu. The son is called Le, the daughter is called Daughter, the grandmother is called Ning, and the humble person is called Ke Qian. Just now, he was called Jiang Busy, the insect cicada was called Monkey, and the cricket was called Rabbit. Describe heat as sudden heat, cool as ice frying, black as maggot black, white as sand white, yellow as brown, red as red, purple as beard purple, and purple as beard purple. Describing happiness is called throwing dice, describing broken things is called decay or blood, describing stink is called sucking stink, describing fragrance is called fragrance, describing pain is called pain, and drinking is not called drinking, but it is called thoroughness. ...