A joke that makes you sick.

1. If you look good, you don't have to eat. If you don't look good, it will really make people unable to eat.

2. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

3. Life is like the sea. Some people struggle in the wind and rain, and some people sit on the boat and spray your melon seeds with melon seeds!

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Three minutes is doomed.

Seven points depend on hard work, and the rest is that.

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Ten points depends on whether I am blind or not!

If there is no accident on New Year's Day, you will live alone. If there is an accident, you will stay in the hospital.

6. I went to the drugstore to buy medicine today. When I arrived at the drugstore, I suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said, "I sold it."

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Ten years of medicine, as long as you say the name of the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. "I thought about it and said,' Capsule'.

No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

Eight. It's good to marry Tang Priest and be able to afford skin care products for yourself. If you can't afford it, eat it as a skin care product.

9. If a man can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, rummage through your mobile phone at any time, tell you the payment password, or even give you the bank card password, then you can give me his money.

10. Young people really need to work hard, otherwise they won't know that they are so powerful.

Good looks can be eaten as food, so you should know why I am so fat.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.

Thirteen. Even if the whole world thinks you are ugly, it doesn't matter. As long as you think you are beautiful enough, you are shameless.

14. When in love, couples lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples suspect that they did something wrong in their last life.

15. The goddess I haven't seen for years suddenly said that she missed me a little yesterday and asked me if I was still alone. I was angry. If I am not alone, I can still be a dog. Decisively hack her!

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like dreams.

17. study when you study. There are too many exams. How can there be no trust between people!

18. Opening a bag of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a bag of paper towels at school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

Nineteen. If you are alive, you always have to bear some responsibilities or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I am more advanced, sleepy, and close my eyes.

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Tongtenuto

When I was 5 years old, my goal was Ferrari.

When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A.

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When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.

Me: "I fell into the water with Wang Sicong. Who will you save first? " Girlfriend: "You are not qualified to fall into the water with Wang Sicong." I ...

22. Life

Four tragedies: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep!

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror: If I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that person is nothing but beautiful.

Twenty-four Today, a man fell on his back in the street, which made everyone around him laugh. I'm the only one who can't laugh. But if it hadn't happened to me, I would have laughed more than them.