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Buy lottery tickets and send humor to talk about money.
I had a chance to become a millionaire, but you didn't, because I bought a lottery ticket!
I invested in 60 yuan to buy lottery tickets this month. A month later, it depends on fate whether you want to eat or bring a mistress!
Opportunity is sometimes like winning the lottery. People who don't buy lottery tickets will never win.
5, good luck is always with you!
Mathematicians all over the world will not buy lottery tickets because they know that the probability of being killed by a car on the way to buy lottery tickets is much higher than the probability of winning the lottery.
7. I have abused the lottery for thousands of times. I feel like my first love for the lottery.
8. Playing mahjong and gambling will disturb the society, so it is economical to buy some lottery tickets.
9. Life is so unexpected. This surprise is so great that I am so excited.
10, dreaming of winning the lottery, waking up empty and happy.
1 1. It is more reliable to work hard to create inevitable luck than to wait for accidental luck.
12, marriage is a lottery, women are betting on happiness, men are betting on freedom, if you don't lose, you win, if you don't lose, you get it.
13 So, you must insist on buying lottery tickets and believe in yourself. As long as we insist on buying and work hard, we will definitely win the prize! ! !
14. Do you know any way to double the chances of winning the lottery?
15. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
Buy lottery tickets and send humor to talk about money.
16, really won the lottery, I didn't lie to you!
17, so happy, winning the prize once in a hundred years.
18, today is also very lucky. I actually won the lottery in 100 people. Although I don't have much money, I am super happy!
19, knowledge may not change fate, but lottery tickets can!
20. A person has both accidental and inevitable luck; I won a million dollars in the lottery with two dollars, which was accidental luck;
2 1. He often buys lottery tickets, but he has never won a prize.
22. Why can the person who can calculate the winning number of the lottery not win?
23. How to double the chance of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.
24. If farmers sharpen their knives and try to hunt, they can kill at least hundreds of rabbits in their lifetime.
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