A deceitful joke

In the past two days, a wave of amazing melons from Tencent and Laoganma made the masses eat and had enough addiction. All official numbers also came out in time, and Laoganma was sprinkled on Tencent's wound, which was called a sour and refreshing.

Opponent Alipay only sent a few words of "I wish there were no fake seals in the world" with two pictures, which deeply hid the merits and fame.

I believe the penguin in front of the screen has vomited blood.

In our ordinary people's cognition, large enterprises have perfect processes and strict audits, especially Tencent's strong legal skills, known as "Nanshan Pizza Hut", and should not be cheated.

Brother Canned looked it up and was surprised to find that Tencent was not the first big enterprise to be solved by swindlers. These evil deeds were hateful official seals.

Let's start with four big companies with official seals. Tencent160,000 is really not enough.

It is emphasized that any of the following confusing behaviors of human beings are real, not the plot in the novel.

In 20 15, midea group decided to invest part of its funds in the society to earn interest. The problem is that according to the regulatory requirements, Midea cannot directly engage in lending business and needs financial institutions as channels.

Under the matchmaking of the middleman, Midea Group decided to cooperate with Antai Company, which is engaged in financial business. According to the rules and regulations, if Midea wants to lend to Antai Company, in order to meet the requirements of the regulatory authorities, a bank must provide guarantee for Antai Company.

However, banks rarely issue letters of guarantee for enterprises. At this time, Antai Company, which is also eager to get money, is in a dilemma. What should we do?

Then the operation of God appeared, and Antai Company staged a story of derailment.

On March 9, 20 16, the head of Midea held cooperation talks with the head of Antai Company. The place of negotiation between the two parties is Guiyang Branch of Chongqing Bank.

Here, the person in charge of Midea successfully obtained the "Bottom Guarantee" signed and sealed by Guiyang Branch of Chongqing Bank. But they don't know that all this is just a "farce."

The "Vice President Pan" they met was placed by employees of Antai Company, and the bank staff who stamped the "bottom guarantee" were also placed by employees of Antai Company. The stamp on the letter of guarantee is fake, and it is a privately carved "radish stamp".

Because the whole process was carried out in the office of the bank, the person in charge of the United States believed it and paid 654.38 billion yuan to Antai Group in just 24 hours.

In 24 hours, Midea Group, which was cheated of 654.38 billion yuan, was unknown until it was crushed by Gree and became famous in one fell swoop!

One day on 20 15, an inexplicable person found Li Juan, gave her a set of fake company procedures, and told her that you would be the general manager of BYD Shanghai Company in the future, and then she believed it.

With this self-confidence, during the period of 20 15-20 18, she helped BYD to carry out publicity activities all over the country and even around the world, and found many big companies, including Arsenal, the fourth in the Premier League.

In this process, all advertising expenses are paid by advertisers themselves, and the accumulated amount is as high as 1 1000 billion yuan.

Later, Li Juan accused himself of owning a house of unknown origin worth120,000, and went to prison.

When Li Juan hid in prison, BYD immediately announced that Li Juan was a liar, and all related incidents had nothing to do with BYD Group.

Finally, the advertising company asked BYD to pay, but BYD said it had nothing to do with me. This matter is not over yet. Anyway, many progressive advertising companies have closed down.

Careful tasting, is there a feeling of deja vu?

Can BYD, Li Juan, Advertisers and Laoganma, Three Liars and Tencent correspond?

BYD and Laoganma both claimed that they had never seen advertisements and knew nothing about them. Li Juan and three swindlers are the seed players of the Human Behavior Award and the annual sand sculpture news; Advertisers and Tencent are both more stupid than one.

Tencent and Laoganma ranked second, mainly because the case was too sensational.

From the beginning, the intersection of the two families made people feel that they had "broken the secondary wall". The two houses are not actually adjacent. Unexpectedly, one reversal after another was dizzying, and the masses were hooked.

According to the timeline, this matter is likely to be sauce purple:

The funniest thing here is that three swindlers forged official seals to cheat Goose Factory. The ultimate goal turned out to be "online game package code"?

I specially went to Taobao to search, and the sales volume of QQ flying car gift package is mostly a few dollars, and the most expensive one is only one hundred dollars. The key is that the sales volume is very low, and they can't sell dozens of them a month. How much can they sell when they get the exchange code?

Of course, among the three parties, the most coquettish is Laoganma, silently watching Tencent advertise, make cartoons, order food and try to eat. Even though all the portraits of Tao Huabi were used, she remained silent. It was not until Tencent came to ask for an account that he changed his face: what advertisement? Never heard of it! You've been cheated. Call the police!

This reminds people of the previous expression. It is really a prophecy.

However, the dopted mother is only on the second floor, and the real owner has seen the fifth floor. That man is Li Guoqing, who regards the official seal as his life.

When Li Guoqing and Yu Yu grabbed the official seal, people who ate melons laughed at others. Now it seems that brother Qing is really prescient.

Tencent, BYD and Midea were all shocked by a fake official seal. As soon as the official seal comes out, the company may not explode in situ.

On April 26th, Li Guoqing suddenly ran to Dangdang's office and took away dozens of Dangdang's official seals with four big men.

Some people say that Li Guoqing is worth hundreds of millions of people. He even took a plastic bag with an official seal and took up the power of life and death of a company, just like buying two radishes.

In fact, that's just the surface of brother Qing, and it's called lifting weights as easily as possible.

At home, how did he "treasure" the official seal? On the Weibo, he blew out the following words of the tiger and the wolf:

Brother Qing knows that mastering the official seal means controlling the company's throat and economic lifeline.

Dangdang, which has no official seal now, should know this matter best.

From Tencent's point of view, Brother Qing is really a prophet of the contemporary Internet belt and the first pioneer in the popularization of company law.